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Handmade chainmail from the upper Midwest. Do I have to call them “adornments” or something? It makes me feel like a twerp.
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are genre romance fans okay
December 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
are genre romance fans okay
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GOD: I have invented the sinus
ME: haha… wait, what the fuck?
GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there
ME: no…
GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house
ME: haha… wait, what the fuck?
GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there
ME: no…
GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
GOD: I have invented the sinus
ME: haha… wait, what the fuck?
GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there
ME: no…
GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house
ME: haha… wait, what the fuck?
GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there
ME: no…
GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house
Hi, I live in Minneapolis. “Somalis for Trump” are fringe cranks, the neighborhood with the biggest Somali population here went for Harris by around 50 percentage points, and most Somali American electeds (Ilhan Omar, Omar Fateh, etc) are Dems. Also Liz Collin is a lying freak.
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Hi, I live in Minneapolis. “Somalis for Trump” are fringe cranks, the neighborhood with the biggest Somali population here went for Harris by around 50 percentage points, and most Somali American electeds (Ilhan Omar, Omar Fateh, etc) are Dems. Also Liz Collin is a lying freak.
finding out that a former casual internet acquaintance has become a psychotic anti-Palestinian racist was bad enough, but her talking about how David Draiman is a great singer really put it over the top
December 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
finding out that a former casual internet acquaintance has become a psychotic anti-Palestinian racist was bad enough, but her talking about how David Draiman is a great singer really put it over the top
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me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
“why don’t people like Code Pink” well
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“why don’t people like Code Pink” well
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My Ward 8 neighbors and I are clear: our city is a place of welcome and solidarity, and we stand by those values. We love and support our Somali friends and neighbors, and we stand in support with all refugees, asylum seekers, and immigrants that have made our ward and city home.
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My Ward 8 neighbors and I are clear: our city is a place of welcome and solidarity, and we stand by those values. We love and support our Somali friends and neighbors, and we stand in support with all refugees, asylum seekers, and immigrants that have made our ward and city home.
Hola Arepa is three blocks away from me. I took Matt there for his most recent birthday. Usually a bit bougie for my tastes but you know what, I’ll buy a pricey cocktail or two there this weekend I think
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hola Arepa is three blocks away from me. I took Matt there for his most recent birthday. Usually a bit bougie for my tastes but you know what, I’ll buy a pricey cocktail or two there this weekend I think
That little cheese shaving device is called an “ostehøvel” in Norwegian, I think that is such a cute word.
I can’t say I care for Jarlsberg, but I can see it being excellent in a sandwich with pickles
Anyway the real lesson of this clip is: dudes rock
I can’t say I care for Jarlsberg, but I can see it being excellent in a sandwich with pickles
Anyway the real lesson of this clip is: dudes rock
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
That little cheese shaving device is called an “ostehøvel” in Norwegian, I think that is such a cute word.
I can’t say I care for Jarlsberg, but I can see it being excellent in a sandwich with pickles
Anyway the real lesson of this clip is: dudes rock
I can’t say I care for Jarlsberg, but I can see it being excellent in a sandwich with pickles
Anyway the real lesson of this clip is: dudes rock
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Disney's Tarantino (1997)
March 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Disney's Tarantino (1997)
looking everyone who’s leaving ass-kissing comments on her Instagram posts has certainly been illuminating. Gotta say Taylor Lorenz was a bit surprising though
this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
looking everyone who’s leaving ass-kissing comments on her Instagram posts has certainly been illuminating. Gotta say Taylor Lorenz was a bit surprising though
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Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
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Said it before but there is enormous appetite for demonstrations against trump, ICE, war, etc, and if D political leaders won't provide it they will find that fringe bad actor groups will instead
We must show up in full force, across backgrounds and movements, to demand money for people's needs, not for a new war!
Join us on December 6 to demand a stop to this war before it starts!
Learn more and plug in at:
👉🏾answercoalition.org/venezuela
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Join us on December 6 to demand a stop to this war before it starts!
Learn more and plug in at:
👉🏾answercoalition.org/venezuela
(2/2)
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Said it before but there is enormous appetite for demonstrations against trump, ICE, war, etc, and if D political leaders won't provide it they will find that fringe bad actor groups will instead
Thanks to my phone occasionally coughing up old screenshots for fun, I’m able to bring you the final boss of bad takes on Lolita, a guy I got in a Facebook argument with in 2013
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Thanks to my phone occasionally coughing up old screenshots for fun, I’m able to bring you the final boss of bad takes on Lolita, a guy I got in a Facebook argument with in 2013
Glanced at the cursed land that is Olivia Nuzzi’s Instagram comments and two things stood out:
1) wow that’s a lot of purported lefty/lib writers kissing her ass
2) Hugo Schwyzer?! Eewwwww
1) wow that’s a lot of purported lefty/lib writers kissing her ass
2) Hugo Schwyzer?! Eewwwww
a man with a beard is standing in the desert in front of a rock wall .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in the desert in front of a rock wall .
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December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Glanced at the cursed land that is Olivia Nuzzi’s Instagram comments and two things stood out:
1) wow that’s a lot of purported lefty/lib writers kissing her ass
2) Hugo Schwyzer?! Eewwwww
1) wow that’s a lot of purported lefty/lib writers kissing her ass
2) Hugo Schwyzer?! Eewwwww
Got a nasty cold but I’ve got a happy purring Sauron on my chest
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Got a nasty cold but I’ve got a happy purring Sauron on my chest
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
Made a silly little goth necklace
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Made a silly little goth necklace
looking at Haela from Liturgy’s “following” page on Twitter and fondly remembering when people tried to tell me she wasn’t right wing and I was simply too stupid to understand her esoteric genius
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
looking at Haela from Liturgy’s “following” page on Twitter and fondly remembering when people tried to tell me she wasn’t right wing and I was simply too stupid to understand her esoteric genius