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Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾

@pimpcesslay.bsky.social

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The thickest villain in the city🫶🏾

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Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 5h

Morris Chestnut went bald & became super unattractive to me. I like bald niggas, I just don’t like that nigga being bald. He married though so it doesn’t matter but still lol

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 9h

I didn’t even know he liked them. I woulda gave him the extras from my order.

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 9h

My mama told the family that I gave her an edible. My uncle said “Yall have all the good shit over there but never share!” He was so mad he didn’t get none bro wtf 😂😂😂😂

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 1d

The brown liquor is whooping me! Omg

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 1d

I’m tryna decide if I wanna make a lil drank or hit the pen before I start cleaning up.

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 1d

I’m fairly certain that’s the only time he’s fully naked. I think he’s uncomfortable with his body 😬

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 1d

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Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 1d

So pack underwear & actually wear them? 😮‍💨 Got it.

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 1d

This man just said any man that gets naked after work is a closet gay. Again, I don’t know how being naked in your own home, alone makes you wanna take dick in ya booty or throat but okay!

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Señor Reese’s ♒️ @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 2d

I just need some puss on my face , then you can leave after.

Real simple

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 2d

Cooking dinner with a cocktail in hand. The real adult is in the room!

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🎀 Pimpcess Spooky 🎀 @mick-ee.bsky.social · 2d

I think it’s the love after LMAOO like yea she mean asf but she be loving on him and only him. They start feeling special

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 2d

What make a man love mean women? Do it start with your mama being mean?

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 3d

Yall hoes really bought up all the Monaleo tour tickets 😒

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Señor Reese’s ♒️ @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 3d

Single is what single does

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 3d

Yes.

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 4d

How you wanna be with me but don’t wanna create a shared photo album to send me nudes discreetly? Please 🙄

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 4d

They really caught that man in the basement. I’m so disappointed.

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LONAWEEN 🎃👻 @lonababy.blacksky.app · 5d

I went to bed hella early last night 🥲.

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 5d

Some of yall have nice hands. Mm.

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 5d

Reba worked in the dentist’s office, a restaurant, became a realtor & some more shit. Please!

Cocoa Chaos @seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 5d

I just realized Reba aint have no damn job on that show!!! Why she lie in the theme song like dat???

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 5d

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Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 5d

You were defending yourself against yourself because you were the only one with that energy, bookie butt. Let’s RELAX 😘

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 5d

It’s so cool outside but hotter denabitch in my job. What’s the reason?

Coochie Cinderella 👸🏾 @pimpcesslay.bsky.social · 6d

You were being mean before you left me this time smh