Shit Planning
@planningshit.bsky.social
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A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.
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planningshit.bsky.social
Big thank you to all my lovely new Bluesky followers. Welcome to the absolute bollocks that passes for new houses and places in the UK. This should make you smile!
Crappy uk housing!
planningshit.bsky.social
It’s new, it shouldn’t need changing.
planningshit.bsky.social
Oh dear what happened here? 😂
planningshit.bsky.social
Saw a couple in Cornwall last year!
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adamtranter.bsky.social
Try explaining to someone outside the UK that this road, shared with walkers, cyclists and horse riders, legally has a 60mph speed limit. Madness, really.
National speed limit road
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brenttoderian.bsky.social
Remember, whenever you hear that “speed wasn’t a factor” in a deadly crash, what they mean is that the car involved wasn’t technically speeding. At least “not by much.” It presumes that the speed limit wasn’t too high to begin with.

When it comes to death from collisions, SPEED IS ALWAYS a factor.
planningshit.bsky.social
UK: We’re not building enough housing at the right density!
Also UK:
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Playground of desolation!
cole1.bsky.social
someone posted a picture of the park on their newbuild housing estate and what on earth are we doing
planningshit.bsky.social
Advertise your account with a gif.
planningshit.bsky.social
The word ‘bit’ is doing some very heavy lifting there! 😂
planningshit.bsky.social
Hey steady on there! I thought we had boundaries. 😉
planningshit.bsky.social
I want the porch!

You cant handle the porch!
Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
planningshit.bsky.social
‘We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.’
George Bernard Shaw
planningshit.bsky.social
Some people just want to see the world burn!