Matt
@plasticdeer.bsky.social
Pulled out of a peat bog. Residing in Austin. Third thing.
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hate it when my elite pedophilia related government cover up gets in the way of my domestic ethnic cleansing and starvation campaigns while I’m trying to invade other countries
January 5, 2026 at 5:17 PM
hate it when my elite pedophilia related government cover up gets in the way of my domestic ethnic cleansing and starvation campaigns while I’m trying to invade other countries
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a guy who diagnoses your depression while playing the steel drums
January 5, 2026 at 7:57 AM
a guy who diagnoses your depression while playing the steel drums
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
Me and the boys scrolling some sick Reels.
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Me and the boys scrolling some sick Reels.
Me and the boys scrolling some sick Reels.
January 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Me and the boys scrolling some sick Reels.
Fuck war, billionaires, our impotent media, and government.
January 4, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Fuck war, billionaires, our impotent media, and government.
Fillet-o-fish doing the Lord’s work.
January 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Fillet-o-fish doing the Lord’s work.
Money won’t buy you friends, billionaires.
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Money won’t buy you friends, billionaires.
Tired: 1s and 0s
Wired: Feeling something
Wired: Feeling something
December 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Tired: 1s and 0s
Wired: Feeling something
Wired: Feeling something
Impeach and arrest Donald Trump and his DOJ lackeys.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Impeach and arrest Donald Trump and his DOJ lackeys.
In 2026, I’m gonna befriend the roaches in my house.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In 2026, I’m gonna befriend the roaches in my house.
2026 is gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
2026 is gonna be my year
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Of course Epstein used Yahoo Mail. What a sicko.
September 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Of course Epstein used Yahoo Mail. What a sicko.
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If you’re running for Congress, maybe talk about passing a bill to refund everyone the difference in their health premiums for 2026 if republicans fail to pass ACA subsidy extensions.
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If you’re running for Congress, maybe talk about passing a bill to refund everyone the difference in their health premiums for 2026 if republicans fail to pass ACA subsidy extensions.
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Breaking: Crazy President Doing Crazy President Shit
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Breaking: Crazy President Doing Crazy President Shit
Breaking: Crazy President Doing Crazy President Shit
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Breaking: Crazy President Doing Crazy President Shit
It’s called remodeling your bathroom.
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It’s called remodeling your bathroom.
Micro influencers? Seriously? Unplug. Zuck and others need us more than we need them. Log off and see what happens.
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Micro influencers? Seriously? Unplug. Zuck and others need us more than we need them. Log off and see what happens.
Walking through IKEA?
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Walking through IKEA?
Pigeon Detractor > Pigeon Fancier
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Pigeon Detractor > Pigeon Fancier
Taxi driver with a small bladder. Who dis?
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Taxi driver with a small bladder. Who dis?
I wrote the Voynich manuscript, bitches.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I wrote the Voynich manuscript, bitches.
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I keep reading Al Gore’s name as Artificial Intelligence Gore.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I keep reading Al Gore’s name as Artificial Intelligence Gore.