hazmat bureaucrat
@plexible.bsky.social
an unfaithful adaptation of the source material | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈☭ | she/her
was @butchmechanism
was @butchmechanism
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(cis woman smiling at you) Are you ready to get your very first compliment?
March 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
(cis woman smiling at you) Are you ready to get your very first compliment?
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All of us in a few weeks
March 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
All of us in a few weeks
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Continued excellence in women’s athletics
March 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Continued excellence in women’s athletics
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new pfp for my twt, finally a char pfp
so now every unhinged thirsty freaky fucked-up shit i say about garma, i'm just larping as char aznable (jk)
so now every unhinged thirsty freaky fucked-up shit i say about garma, i'm just larping as char aznable (jk)
March 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
new pfp for my twt, finally a char pfp
so now every unhinged thirsty freaky fucked-up shit i say about garma, i'm just larping as char aznable (jk)
so now every unhinged thirsty freaky fucked-up shit i say about garma, i'm just larping as char aznable (jk)
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Another slow shift and i was feeling like drawing armour so i drew a bunch of Metroid fanart.
January 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Another slow shift and i was feeling like drawing armour so i drew a bunch of Metroid fanart.
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okay fine i'll crosspost this so the bluesky gundamers can see my insanity as well
October 19, 2024 at 1:27 AM
okay fine i'll crosspost this so the bluesky gundamers can see my insanity as well
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and here's the beautiful woman herself <3.
February 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
and here's the beautiful woman herself <3.
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Immigrant round-ups as entertainment is Verhoeven levels of dystopia
ICE says it is conducting "enhanced" immigration operations in Chicago today.
"Border czar" Tom Homan, a top DOJ official and................................. Dr. Phil.... are here to participate.
(this is 100% serious unfortunately)
"Border czar" Tom Homan, a top DOJ official and................................. Dr. Phil.... are here to participate.
(this is 100% serious unfortunately)
January 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Immigrant round-ups as entertainment is Verhoeven levels of dystopia
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if you can't handle me at my inexplicably posting color names you don't deserve me at my Channeling the Spoken Will of Outer Gods
October 27, 2023 at 5:46 PM
if you can't handle me at my inexplicably posting color names you don't deserve me at my Channeling the Spoken Will of Outer Gods
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t he limbic system is detachable btw u can just put it in n adesk drawer and go about ur day
October 26, 2023 at 6:55 PM
t he limbic system is detachable btw u can just put it in n adesk drawer and go about ur day
listening to the ace combat 7 soundtrack at work is my equivalent of doing coke in the bathroom
October 26, 2023 at 8:57 PM
listening to the ace combat 7 soundtrack at work is my equivalent of doing coke in the bathroom
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Hand to ass combat
October 24, 2023 at 2:00 AM
Hand to ass combat
dracula flow 3 has become my internal monologue. it's talking over my subconscious like a balding customer in a hardware store trying to explain something to a woman who's already being helped by an employee
October 24, 2023 at 2:26 AM
dracula flow 3 has become my internal monologue. it's talking over my subconscious like a balding customer in a hardware store trying to explain something to a woman who's already being helped by an employee
they should add DMs so i can send people bionicle facts
October 21, 2023 at 8:06 PM
they should add DMs so i can send people bionicle facts
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"That'll be $3.99 for your coffee" says trans woman who 2,500 years ago would've poetically warned society of its impending doom.
(Some of us still do that though).
(Some of us still do that though).
October 21, 2023 at 12:33 PM
"That'll be $3.99 for your coffee" says trans woman who 2,500 years ago would've poetically warned society of its impending doom.
(Some of us still do that though).
(Some of us still do that though).
is there like an app for this is there an app. no i cant use the website no one uses websites on their phone. can i buy a little tamagotchi for it. how do i turn this thing on. does it have voice commands. does it make people respond to my DMs. does it shock them if they dont respond. when you log i
October 21, 2023 at 7:48 AM
is there like an app for this is there an app. no i cant use the website no one uses websites on their phone. can i buy a little tamagotchi for it. how do i turn this thing on. does it have voice commands. does it make people respond to my DMs. does it shock them if they dont respond. when you log i