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One of the best pop records ever!

In case you've forgotten just how good: youtu.be/qrO4YZeyl0I?...

#ChimpyChoons
Christ, if this is what a monster looks like these days it's no wonder I don't even get any second glances
New look at Jacob Elordi as The Creature in Guillermo del Toro’s ‘FRANKENSTEIN.’
Tron Arse then, it's OK. I was going to wait till it was on streaming but had a good evening out, obligatory cheeky Nandos, cinema and a nice catchup with one of my favourite people
There are three people in the cinema for Tron and we're two of them
Walking up non-working escalators is so much harder than walking up stairs
A friend has suggested watching the new Tron film, may God have mercy on our souls
I feel like I'm going mad(der), it's the tax fiddlers, the corrupt businesses, creative accounting and greedy bastards that are screwing it all up, not the people who cook their bread a bit differently to the way your grandma did
"Didn't see how Ben was still alive" didn't stop them with Palpatine
It's only some of our 3rd party stuff, our main stuff is ok as it's hosted in EU. But days like this are perfect for checking which of our vendors are actually sticking to the contract where we've specified EU hosting. D'oh! I'm supposed to be on leave
I said it'd be DNS
Apparently the issue with AWS "appears to be related to DNS resolution of the DynamoDB API endpoint in US-EAST-1 Region".

Can someone translate that into English and explain how serious it is?
Addressing system, DNS is a part of how computers talk to each other
AWS having a wobble and I'm on holiday, yay! I'm merrily watching a documentary on Sinclair funnily enough on Amazon prime rather than saying that a few of our services have issues and they won't be back till AWS fix their issue (it'll be DNS or a bad change)
That took me longer than it should've
I've got a feeling this could be one of the more entertaining races #F1
Bluesky could do with an influx of contrary badgers and their takes
Use of a circular glass cutter comes close to crossing the threshold to qualify for heist
I'm disappointed by the lack of subterfuge, just breaking a window and nicking stuff isn't enough for me to qualify as a heist. I need at least one false moustache or fake uniform for it to be a heist. This is a caper at best
Due to the use of brute force I'm downgrading this from heist to caper
Cherry picker was used to break through windows in the Louvre museum and steal a large quantity of jewels.

The museum is closed until further notice.
I keep checking whether I've actually opened the curtains
There's been a heist! Please be the work of an international gang put together for this one last job
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The post-Winamp era of computing is straight up dogshit.
The 16 minute mark should be the new default song length. Still not enough of the glorious chorus in this

#ChimpyChoons

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Kim Carnes...Bette Davis Eyes...Extended Mix...
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