potato man
@potato.bure.au
app developer, art appreciator, friend to all cats
you want me to pay $17 for a toastie? you mean the thing that is just two slices of bread with like maybe some ham and cheese in between? and you want me to pay $17 for that? seventeen australian dollars for a toasted sandwich? in 2026?
January 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
you want me to pay $17 for a toastie? you mean the thing that is just two slices of bread with like maybe some ham and cheese in between? and you want me to pay $17 for that? seventeen australian dollars for a toasted sandwich? in 2026?
the great thing about doing things yourself is that you quickly learn what idiot mistakes to avoid for the next time you try to do it. the unfortunate thing is sometimes you spend hundreds of dollars for the privilege
January 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
the great thing about doing things yourself is that you quickly learn what idiot mistakes to avoid for the next time you try to do it. the unfortunate thing is sometimes you spend hundreds of dollars for the privilege
the obvious problem with ai using all the water is that water famously cannot be easily reused. once it's gone through a cooling pipe it disappears from the earth forever
January 11, 2026 at 11:18 AM
the obvious problem with ai using all the water is that water famously cannot be easily reused. once it's gone through a cooling pipe it disappears from the earth forever
i wanna ride my bike so bad but i'm waiting for the new spokes to arrive before i can rebuild my wheel 😩
January 11, 2026 at 11:14 AM
i wanna ride my bike so bad but i'm waiting for the new spokes to arrive before i can rebuild my wheel 😩
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The second paragraph took a while to process
January 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
The second paragraph took a while to process
honestly the best thing i learned in the last few years is that you don't *have* to shop anywhere in particular. if a business fucks you off, leave negative feedback so toxic that they are required to call and apologise. if they don't, never shop there again. it's as easy as that
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 AM
honestly the best thing i learned in the last few years is that you don't *have* to shop anywhere in particular. if a business fucks you off, leave negative feedback so toxic that they are required to call and apologise. if they don't, never shop there again. it's as easy as that
tried to find a real steel sword but all they had were forged
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 AM
tried to find a real steel sword but all they had were forged
people who drive too fast should harmlessly crash their car as some sort of karmic redistribution of justice, and people who drive too slow should have their licenses revoked until they play 400 hours of grand theft auto
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 AM
people who drive too fast should harmlessly crash their car as some sort of karmic redistribution of justice, and people who drive too slow should have their licenses revoked until they play 400 hours of grand theft auto
cool carl (my poor aircon) is overwhelmed by today's heat but he's doing his best
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
cool carl (my poor aircon) is overwhelmed by today's heat but he's doing his best
tell ya what, not being a dog person is a real killer in the dating apps scene. where the cat ladies at
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
tell ya what, not being a dog person is a real killer in the dating apps scene. where the cat ladies at
in high school we called this one kid "mushroom" because he had a bowl cut that looked like shit. now every teenage boy is mushroom
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 AM
in high school we called this one kid "mushroom" because he had a bowl cut that looked like shit. now every teenage boy is mushroom
my uncle is going through a rough time entirely of his own creation and is making everyone watch his "poor me" act. i'm not saying anything mean about it but i sure am thinking it very loudly
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
my uncle is going through a rough time entirely of his own creation and is making everyone watch his "poor me" act. i'm not saying anything mean about it but i sure am thinking it very loudly
i achieved a lot in 2025, it was a really good year for me. not many public achievements but plenty of private ones. hopefully 2026 is even better
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
i achieved a lot in 2025, it was a really good year for me. not many public achievements but plenty of private ones. hopefully 2026 is even better
having small, medium, and big goals is great because i know what i want to put my energy towards, but also, it's hard not to be daunted by the amount of work required
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
having small, medium, and big goals is great because i know what i want to put my energy towards, but also, it's hard not to be daunted by the amount of work required
i have a love/hate relationship with being a regular at the servo. on the one hand i get goss and they know what i want, but on the other hand i am Known
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
i have a love/hate relationship with being a regular at the servo. on the one hand i get goss and they know what i want, but on the other hand i am Known
rode the bay cycle path home and every spot south of st kilda beach is packed with people. it's so cold and windy! i'd have gone home by now (i was already going home from aborted nye plans so i guess i have a low tolerance)
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
rode the bay cycle path home and every spot south of st kilda beach is packed with people. it's so cold and windy! i'd have gone home by now (i was already going home from aborted nye plans so i guess i have a low tolerance)
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its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
i wish america wasn't turbo fucked because i would like to live there. maybe i will move to canada where the border agents are hot and don't search your van too thoroughly for contraband
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i wish america wasn't turbo fucked because i would like to live there. maybe i will move to canada where the border agents are hot and don't search your van too thoroughly for contraband
what's with this winter ass summer
December 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
what's with this winter ass summer
ME, COACHING BABY BASKETBALL: are you scotty pippin or potty skippin???
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ME, COACHING BABY BASKETBALL: are you scotty pippin or potty skippin???
you're telling me a fish anded these chips?
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
you're telling me a fish anded these chips?
we are encouraging people to spend more by lowering the cost of sandwiches and putting them in blind boxes, increasing the overall sandwich purchase rate by several points, and introducing a steady sandwich resale market
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
we are encouraging people to spend more by lowering the cost of sandwiches and putting them in blind boxes, increasing the overall sandwich purchase rate by several points, and introducing a steady sandwich resale market
god i love cycling so much. i didn't realise how much i had been missing it until i bought my new ebike recently. now i'm doing almost 100km/week
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
god i love cycling so much. i didn't realise how much i had been missing it until i bought my new ebike recently. now i'm doing almost 100km/week
a coffin with a screen on the inside that plays ads to your corpse forever
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
a coffin with a screen on the inside that plays ads to your corpse forever