potato man
@potato.bure.au
app developer, art appreciator, friend to all cats
cool carl (my poor aircon) is overwhelmed by today's heat but he's doing his best
January 7, 2026 at 6:38 AM
cool carl (my poor aircon) is overwhelmed by today's heat but he's doing his best
tell ya what, not being a dog person is a real killer in the dating apps scene. where the cat ladies at
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
tell ya what, not being a dog person is a real killer in the dating apps scene. where the cat ladies at
in high school we called this one kid "mushroom" because he had a bowl cut that looked like shit. now every teenage boy is mushroom
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 AM
in high school we called this one kid "mushroom" because he had a bowl cut that looked like shit. now every teenage boy is mushroom
my uncle is going through a rough time entirely of his own creation and is making everyone watch his "poor me" act. i'm not saying anything mean about it but i sure am thinking it very loudly
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
my uncle is going through a rough time entirely of his own creation and is making everyone watch his "poor me" act. i'm not saying anything mean about it but i sure am thinking it very loudly
i achieved a lot in 2025, it was a really good year for me. not many public achievements but plenty of private ones. hopefully 2026 is even better
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
i achieved a lot in 2025, it was a really good year for me. not many public achievements but plenty of private ones. hopefully 2026 is even better
having small, medium, and big goals is great because i know what i want to put my energy towards, but also, it's hard not to be daunted by the amount of work required
January 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
having small, medium, and big goals is great because i know what i want to put my energy towards, but also, it's hard not to be daunted by the amount of work required
i have a love/hate relationship with being a regular at the servo. on the one hand i get goss and they know what i want, but on the other hand i am Known
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
i have a love/hate relationship with being a regular at the servo. on the one hand i get goss and they know what i want, but on the other hand i am Known
rode the bay cycle path home and every spot south of st kilda beach is packed with people. it's so cold and windy! i'd have gone home by now (i was already going home from aborted nye plans so i guess i have a low tolerance)
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
rode the bay cycle path home and every spot south of st kilda beach is packed with people. it's so cold and windy! i'd have gone home by now (i was already going home from aborted nye plans so i guess i have a low tolerance)
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its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
December 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
its honestly a pretty big responsibility being the last person on the planet with any understanding of spatial awareness when out in public among a large group
i wish america wasn't turbo fucked because i would like to live there. maybe i will move to canada where the border agents are hot and don't search your van too thoroughly for contraband
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
i wish america wasn't turbo fucked because i would like to live there. maybe i will move to canada where the border agents are hot and don't search your van too thoroughly for contraband
what's with this winter ass summer
December 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
what's with this winter ass summer
ME, COACHING BABY BASKETBALL: are you scotty pippin or potty skippin???
December 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ME, COACHING BABY BASKETBALL: are you scotty pippin or potty skippin???
you're telling me a fish anded these chips?
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
you're telling me a fish anded these chips?
we are encouraging people to spend more by lowering the cost of sandwiches and putting them in blind boxes, increasing the overall sandwich purchase rate by several points, and introducing a steady sandwich resale market
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
we are encouraging people to spend more by lowering the cost of sandwiches and putting them in blind boxes, increasing the overall sandwich purchase rate by several points, and introducing a steady sandwich resale market
god i love cycling so much. i didn't realise how much i had been missing it until i bought my new ebike recently. now i'm doing almost 100km/week
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
god i love cycling so much. i didn't realise how much i had been missing it until i bought my new ebike recently. now i'm doing almost 100km/week
a coffin with a screen on the inside that plays ads to your corpse forever
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
a coffin with a screen on the inside that plays ads to your corpse forever
it's annoying that people just hate when you are fat and make it your problem. like sir i am just crossing the road, why are you yelling at me
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
it's annoying that people just hate when you are fat and make it your problem. like sir i am just crossing the road, why are you yelling at me
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
i used to spend a lot of time wishing that i could go back to critical moments and make different choices. for a lot of reasons i no longer bother, but the biggest one is that it turns out that i really love my life, and the people in it, and i wouldn't have that if i had made "better" decisions
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
i used to spend a lot of time wishing that i could go back to critical moments and make different choices. for a lot of reasons i no longer bother, but the biggest one is that it turns out that i really love my life, and the people in it, and i wouldn't have that if i had made "better" decisions
fucked up that you can just get a victorian driver's licence in cereal boxes now
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 AM
fucked up that you can just get a victorian driver's licence in cereal boxes now
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the humble dim sim has no enemies
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
the humble dim sim has no enemies
many australian drivers could really benefit from being hit on the head very hard with a large bat
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
many australian drivers could really benefit from being hit on the head very hard with a large bat
archimedes screw but for earwax
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
archimedes screw but for earwax