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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔

@potatogravy.bsky.social

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A 🐻 who has seen 53 summers. Journeyman of suburban dadcore residing in Greater Bearrollton, Texas. Your second choice at the bar. Should have been your first choice but you’ll know better next time, Champ.

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 22h

The bears have certainly been friendly and accommodating so far at Western Exposure…

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 1d

Having a ride share driver end a ride with “sleep well, sexy” as I exit the car was an amusing cap to the day.

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 3d

Had a weird ass dream that some tacky ass idiot showed up at a party dressed as a “sexy” ICE agent and it became a whole confrontation and somehow the people offended by the costume were in the wrong and kicked out?
If anyone is thinking of doing this, please just don’t.

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 6d

So, what you’re saying is that I’m hot enough that people can look past the crazy for a little while. 😂

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 7d

When coffee enemas were all the rage, why didn’t they capitalize on the marketing opportunities?

The best part of waking up
Is Folger’s in your butt!

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 8d

Was refreshing my knowledge on best ways to get lube out of sheets and encountered an amusing misunderstanding where someone thought people were putting lube on animals because someone mentioned Dawn detergent and its use in cleaning gunk off wildlife.

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 10d

I allow a modicum of leeway, but several times I’ve been the asshole who shouts someone down at a bar after they repeatedly ignore my consent.
They can fuck off with that “it’s just what men do” and kit is consent bullshit.

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 10d

A little harness action, just for fun.

A bearded hairy man in front of a pool. He is wearing a harness and camo cargo shorts.

A hairy bearded man staring into the camera. He can be seen from the chest up and is wearing a harness.

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I would put money on this phrase having never been uttered before.

Pony Keg @modernretrobear.bsky.social · 10d

I don’t take a carceral approach to dongs 😛

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 11d

and because that’s just how my brain works, I want to clarify my buddy has the perfect cock and everyone should get to taste it and ride it given the opportunity. I just scratch my head at the compulsion to exaggerate.

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 11d

Same and I keep coming back to wondering what the criteria for “hung” is?
Also, what is the acceptable fudge factor for internet inches? We accept that guys overstate their assets, but how far is too far?
I know a guy saying he has 7.5” and while it’s a very nice cock, it’s at least an inch less.

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 13d

How’s that view working for you, champ?

A bearded man in a harness wearing jeans with his erect penis jutting out the front of the jeans.

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 16d

Woohoo, bookings made for Western Xposure. A little Palm Springs vacay.

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 17d

Caught the goods looking pretty thick last night and took a snap.

A naked man brushing his teeth. Yeah, weird thing to take a photo of.

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 19d

I’m thinking daytime cocktail party. Reasonably comfortable for the long haul. Just upscale enough to not feel embarrassed if others are dressed better. Just casual enough not to embarrass those with a smaller fashion budget.

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 19d

Looked great in person at Furball. 😜 Nice to have met you, briefly.

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 19d

And Yukon Cornelius eats ass. This is the way.

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 19d

Fuck yeah I would. Also grr, woof, cub butt. 😜

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · 20d

A good time was had with hairy bears to snog. Came home well kissed and smelling of musky burly boys.

Dallas Eagle @thedallaseagle.com · 23d

Furball returns to the Dallas Eagle this Saturday! Get your tickets now at dallaseaglefurball.eventbrite.com 🐻🦅 #furballnyc #dallaseagle

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · Aug 30

ron burgundy from parks and recreation says " you 'd be a fool not to pick me "

ALT: ron burgundy from parks and recreation says " you 'd be a fool not to pick me "

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · Aug 27

Sometimes I wonder if the cute furry cubby vet tech thinks I’m stalking him. When I come in, I want to say “I swear my dog really is falling apart. Seeing your lush beard and the dark hair spilling out of your scrubs is just a small comfort the universe gives me for caring for my old disabled dog.”

Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · Aug 23

PSA: Grabbing a stranger’s shoulder in a non-kink environment and barking “eyes over here!” isn’t the hot come on you think it is.
Even in a D/s kink environment that would be fucking ballsy to do to a complete stranger without so much as a shared glance for preamble.

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · Aug 20

It’s been too long.

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Filthy Gorgeous 🥔 @potatogravy.bsky.social · Aug 20

Like furniture? You doing some remodeling? [tries to look innocent]