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Indie gamedev and Moby Dick stan account.
Spyro the Dragon, Ratchet and Clank, and more recently Edmus - the world’s largest one-finger MMO.

#gamedev #indie
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This Is Just To Say

I have thwarted
the LLM
that was in
your algorithm

with which
you were probably
planning
world domination

Forgive me
it was delicious
so banal
and so stupid
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I can’t believe Larry Summers thinks he’s still going to teach classes after this. The students are going to make his life hell.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The middle ground is we boycott games made with genAI, but a studio that made one is allowed to redeem itself by making something else without it.

#gamedev
"Surely there's a middle ground here?" The CEO of Helldivers 2 studio Arrowhead says people "jump to extreme takes" when debating generative AI, and that there needs to be more nuance in the discussion.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/surely-...
‘Surely there’s a middle ground here?’ Helldivers studio CEO says people ‘jump to extreme takes’ when debating GenAI | VGC
“This is such a trigger point for big parts of the games industry today”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We’ve done it. We’ve created this generation’s version of “tighten up the graphics on level 3”
#gamedev
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Live your life so that when you die, no one digs through your emails and discovers that time you woke up at 3am and emailed yourself “skin is part of brain ?!”
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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En postapokalyptisk setting där alla teknologiska fynd är värdelösa eftersom de kräver en internetuppkoppling och ett aktivt prenumerationsabonnemang.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oblivion is great because it asked the hard questions, like: “What if you could level up WRONG”
What if going up a level made everything worse? What if having fun interacting with the world eventually softlocked you and bricked your save? #gamedev
I’m only talking about Elder Scrolls here and nothing else. I liked the appearance of Oblivion but disliked the grinding you had to do to level up well. I liked Skyrim because its levelling system was more sane, but its drab colouration. Got really annoyed by the bugs in the game.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Fight the devil and win; better things are possible
The one thing I do appreciate about the US is that no other culture I have ever encountered would produce a folksong where the devil challenges a kid to a duel in an obvious morality play about hubris and then the kid just absolutely kicks his ass and wins the fiddle

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
“Did I piss my pants? Yes, but what’s important is everyone saw me piss my pants. We’ve elevated my damp trousers to a major national issue.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Introducing the Infinity-Year Mortgage. You just pay interest forever! It’s like rent you pay to the bank, and there’s not even a paper thin notion that they’ll maintain the property for you. Also rent laws don’t apply to it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
heyooooo
#gamedev
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Oh like you never disassociated at a work meeting before
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I blame video games for consistently over selling the player on how easy it is to grow food, how much land you’d need, and how many gold pieces you’d make from selling tomatoes.

#gamedev
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Will a sycophantic AI make AI’s sicko fans tick? Sam Altman aims to find out…
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Oh man. RIP to the goatmeal cookie.

#gamedev
Tomonobu Itagaki, creator of Dead or Alive, has passed away at 58
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Smoking that universal copestone
The universe is finished; the copestone is on, and the chips were carted off a million years ago.
October 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Excited to announce my new promotion: I’ll be taking over as Head Gatekeeper of an institution whose walls have already been breached.
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
When I was living in the Netherlands I had to go to an office in Den Haag to pick up my residence permit. So in a strictly literal sense European authorities have already sent one American to the Hague. Don’t let them tell you it can’t be done.
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Memento Janky

#gamedev
October 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Dress for the job you want
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Establishment Democrats baffled at how big business caved to Trump.

“The Titans of Industry always seemed so supportive each time they cut us a check” said Democrats.
Kamala Harris on MSNBC now saying she “always believed titans of industry” would be guardrails for democracy but now—shocker—she reports that turns out they’re not. Only, she still’s waiting! “At some point they’ve got to stand up.” This kind of willful naïveté & denial doesn’t need airtime.
September 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Any tutorials on how to write Bluesky bots? I’m going to write one that just tracks when the ISS Piss Tracker posts that the tank is 69% full, so we know when to say ‘nice’
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
September 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“Write a birthday card in the style of a loving husband and devoted father, the man she thought she was marrying, the man I thought I could be”
My boss told me he wrote his wife's birthday card with chat gpt
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Always text in full sentences with punctuation. That way if it’s ever read back to you in court the jury will just assume it’s fake
September 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM