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Priit Piipuu
@ppiipuu.bsky.social
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Beer, databases, SFF, wǔxiá, Oracle ACE Associate
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5h
“Jimzfxxy! Do you have to mess with the organisms on every planet we visit?”
“Jimzfxxy! Do you have to mess with the organisms on every planet we visit?”
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Roel @apexconsulting.nl · 1d
Did you already sign up for the autumn event of the Nederlandse Oracle User Group (nlOUG)? It is going to be a great day with an awesome - international - speaker line-up! 🌍

Don't miss out—spots are filling up fast! Head over to nloug.nl/events/najaa... and secure your place today.
Database Cloud & Developer Dag 2025 | Oracle User Group
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Connor McDonald on Database and SQL @connormcd.bsky.social · 4d
This is your chance to shape what products we build, how we build them, and what features they should have ... Take the Oracle DB Developer Survey 2025 and share your insights:

customersurveys.oracle.com/ords/surveys...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 9d
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · 8d
So funny, but with InFlames things have developed to the point that their first lineup created their own band.

Results are good, The Halo Effect indeed sounds like early In Flames

The screenshot is from Wikipedia: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hal...
The Halo Effect is a Swedish melodic death metal supergroup formed by former members of In Flames. They are signed to the Nuclear Blast label.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12d
The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · 15d
Our AI overlord makes me feel like a little Einstein. Wonder what else could I spot in the AI generated code slop?

On the other hand, chatting with the codebase and fixing this burned 0.4% of my monthly premium request allowance.
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Neil Chandler @chandlerdba.bsky.social · 15d
Only a couple of weeks to go until the #HrOUG2025 conference in Rovinj, Croatia.

I am so looking forward to celebrating the 30th anniversary of this wonderful conference; full of fun and full of learning in an amazing location.
Presentation: Get me off that Exadata! Presentation: Fundamental Oracle Security
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Tim Hall @oraclebase.bsky.social · 20d
Joel Kallman Day 2025 : Announcement

oracle-base.com/blog/2025/09...

#JoelKallmanDay

@oracleace @OracleAPEX #orclapex @OracleDatabase
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 23d
“I just don’t like it, Al. … Whenever Billy goes outside, the new neighbors seem compelled to watch every little thing he does.”
“I just don’t like it, Al. … Whenever Billy goes outside, the new neighbors seem compelled to watch every little thing he does.”
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 25d
Dutch late night TV has its take
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 29d
Cow poetry
Cow poetry
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · Sep 14
More on the "Oracle figured out the cloud" meme: on.ft.com/3HVKp3K
Oracle’s astonishing jam-tomorrow OpenAI trade
In the long run, we are all data
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · Sep 11
“Oh, don’t be silly! No thanks needed. Just take the brain—but tell that doctor you work for not to be such a stranger.”
“Oh, don’t be silly! No thanks needed. Just take the brain—but tell that doctor you work for not to be such a stranger.”
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · Sep 11
I've seen people claiming that Oracle has figured out The Cloud. Indeed it has: recent rally is based on imaginary future cash flows that Safra is trying to achieve w/o capex spend. You can't get more cloud-y than that.

Gift link: on.ft.com/4njcAbM
Larry Ellison’s personal fortune soars on back of Oracle’s share price surge
Founder of software company, which has signed big AI-related deals, briefly overtakes Elon Musk as world’s richest person
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · Sep 10
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · Sep 10
yeah im into BBW
the logo of weyland-yutani corp with the text “building better worlds” below
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Andy Colvin @acolvin.bsky.social · Sep 7
Wow…can’t believe it took me 10 years to get to @pougorg.bsky.social but it delivered in every possible way. So great to see old friends and I haven’t learned that much at a conference in a very long time. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Ray D. Noper @rdn.ee · Sep 7
Lühhike öppetus UDP ja TCP erinevuste üle
Network protocol diagrams: UDP: Unsolicited Dick Pics: A sends picture to B TCP: Tasteful Consentual Pictures: A sends: "would you like to see my penis?" to B B sends: yes! A sends: ACK B sends: <picture> B sends: ACK B sends: "It's very nice" A sends: ACK "thank you" B sends: ACK A sends: FIN B sends: FIN A sends: ACK
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · Sep 6
What can I say, THANK YOU! #POUG2025 @luizafrompoland.bsky.social
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · Sep 6
One more presentation and it's a wrap. @christophlutz.bsky.social #POUG2025 @sym42.bsky.social
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · Sep 6
@gianniceresa.bsky.social combining the reasoning power of LLMs with... something? @sym42.bsky.social
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · Sep 6
/me needs moar coffee
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · Sep 6
@oyvindisene.bsky.social going all in for JavaScript #POUG2025 @sym42.bsky.social
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Priit Piipuu @ppiipuu.bsky.social · Sep 6
@tmmdv.bsky.social at #POUG2025
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