Lanie Lanowitz
@pressingstories.bsky.social
Laugh, Cry, Learn, Evolve.
It's delicious moving forward.
Attorney by day, writing as Lanie Lanowitz every chance I get.
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#booksky #comedy #humor #adventure #fantasy #thriller #writingcommunity #film
Pressing Stories dot com
It's delicious moving forward.
Attorney by day, writing as Lanie Lanowitz every chance I get.
No DMs
#booksky #comedy #humor #adventure #fantasy #thriller #writingcommunity #film
Pressing Stories dot com
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Tolkien’s desk is up for auction!
See you at Christie’s 😃 @tractusfynn.bsky.social
@annagoodall.bsky.social @soulinquiries.bsky.social @phantasm26.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social
www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6...
See you at Christie’s 😃 @tractusfynn.bsky.social
@annagoodall.bsky.social @soulinquiries.bsky.social @phantasm26.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social
www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6...
www.christies.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Tolkien’s desk is up for auction!
See you at Christie’s 😃 @tractusfynn.bsky.social
@annagoodall.bsky.social @soulinquiries.bsky.social @phantasm26.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social
www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6...
See you at Christie’s 😃 @tractusfynn.bsky.social
@annagoodall.bsky.social @soulinquiries.bsky.social @phantasm26.bsky.social @eugeniat2.bsky.social
www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvXy...
#BadSanta gets funnier every year for all the bad reasons 😆 incl Billy Bob’s convincing portrayal of alcoholism, which at times feels sickening, but is necessary for the gut-busting kid friendship to happen.
Kudos to screenwriters Glenn Ficarra & John Requa 🏆
#BadSanta gets funnier every year for all the bad reasons 😆 incl Billy Bob’s convincing portrayal of alcoholism, which at times feels sickening, but is necessary for the gut-busting kid friendship to happen.
Kudos to screenwriters Glenn Ficarra & John Requa 🏆
Bad Santa | Official Trailer (HD) - Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Lauren Graham | MIRAMAX
YouTube video by Miramax
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvXy...
#BadSanta gets funnier every year for all the bad reasons 😆 incl Billy Bob’s convincing portrayal of alcoholism, which at times feels sickening, but is necessary for the gut-busting kid friendship to happen.
Kudos to screenwriters Glenn Ficarra & John Requa 🏆
#BadSanta gets funnier every year for all the bad reasons 😆 incl Billy Bob’s convincing portrayal of alcoholism, which at times feels sickening, but is necessary for the gut-busting kid friendship to happen.
Kudos to screenwriters Glenn Ficarra & John Requa 🏆
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Bill Paxton in anything. But specifically Aliens.
Or True Lies.
Or True Lies.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Bill Paxton in anything. But specifically Aliens.
Or True Lies.
Or True Lies.
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A ton of conservation initiatives mentioned, including "Transform underutilized auto-centric land uses like parking lots and spaces into walkable pedestrian plazas and green spaces to increase biodiversity, mitigate the urban heat island effect, improve air quality, and promote social gathering." 🌎
Chicago's 20-year development plan for Downtown calls for more nightlife, housing and greenery
It’s the latest update to a framework the city puts together every 20 years on the future growth and development of Downtown and adjacent neighborhoods.
chicago.suntimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
A ton of conservation initiatives mentioned, including "Transform underutilized auto-centric land uses like parking lots and spaces into walkable pedestrian plazas and green spaces to increase biodiversity, mitigate the urban heat island effect, improve air quality, and promote social gathering." 🌎
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Talkative African grey parrots are charismatic internet stars. @wire-wildlife.bsky.social journalist Rene Ebersole investigated the global scramble to source and sell the birds, which is threatening their survival.
🧵1/7
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December 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Talkative African grey parrots are charismatic internet stars. @wire-wildlife.bsky.social journalist Rene Ebersole investigated the global scramble to source and sell the birds, which is threatening their survival.
🧵1/7
🧵1/7
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A lone robin catches me in its eye,
Unafraid, it does not fly away.
Brave yet small, it warms my heart
On this winter's day.
(My Photography)
#photography #robin #winter #natural
#wildlife #bird #life #love #free-spirit
#peace
Unafraid, it does not fly away.
Brave yet small, it warms my heart
On this winter's day.
(My Photography)
#photography #robin #winter #natural
#wildlife #bird #life #love #free-spirit
#peace
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
A lone robin catches me in its eye,
Unafraid, it does not fly away.
Brave yet small, it warms my heart
On this winter's day.
(My Photography)
#photography #robin #winter #natural
#wildlife #bird #life #love #free-spirit
#peace
Unafraid, it does not fly away.
Brave yet small, it warms my heart
On this winter's day.
(My Photography)
#photography #robin #winter #natural
#wildlife #bird #life #love #free-spirit
#peace
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supermoon
pauses to rest
on a needle
#supermoon #beavermoon
#haiku #frostmoon #haiga
*photo taken by a neighbor friend near our homes.
pauses to rest
on a needle
#supermoon #beavermoon
#haiku #frostmoon #haiga
*photo taken by a neighbor friend near our homes.
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
supermoon
pauses to rest
on a needle
#supermoon #beavermoon
#haiku #frostmoon #haiga
*photo taken by a neighbor friend near our homes.
pauses to rest
on a needle
#supermoon #beavermoon
#haiku #frostmoon #haiga
*photo taken by a neighbor friend near our homes.
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"The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves."
#nature #art #photo #landscape #photography #bluesky
#nature #art #photo #landscape #photography #bluesky
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
"The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so simple. And yet, everybody rushes around in a great panic as if it were necessary to achieve something beyond themselves."
#nature #art #photo #landscape #photography #bluesky
#nature #art #photo #landscape #photography #bluesky
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I am a refuge from X
Leaving behind Musk and his minions.
(And my 18K followers)
Keeping a clean conscience though...
And secretly planning a revolution.
;)
Leaving behind Musk and his minions.
(And my 18K followers)
Keeping a clean conscience though...
And secretly planning a revolution.
;)
November 11, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I am a refuge from X
Leaving behind Musk and his minions.
(And my 18K followers)
Keeping a clean conscience though...
And secretly planning a revolution.
;)
Leaving behind Musk and his minions.
(And my 18K followers)
Keeping a clean conscience though...
And secretly planning a revolution.
;)
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Happy birthday to Kaetlyn Osmond, born on this day in 1995 in Marystown, Newfoundland and Labrador!
In her figure skating career, she was a three-time Canadian champion, two-time World Champion, and won a gold, silver and bronze at the Olympics.
In her figure skating career, she was a three-time Canadian champion, two-time World Champion, and won a gold, silver and bronze at the Olympics.
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Happy birthday to Kaetlyn Osmond, born on this day in 1995 in Marystown, Newfoundland and Labrador!
In her figure skating career, she was a three-time Canadian champion, two-time World Champion, and won a gold, silver and bronze at the Olympics.
In her figure skating career, she was a three-time Canadian champion, two-time World Champion, and won a gold, silver and bronze at the Olympics.
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🛸Almost a Best-Seller in the “Alien-Bureaucrat” Category
A Comedy of Scientific Proportions
💙📚💙
#scifi #AlienBureaucrat #amazon #Wallops #NASA #KU
Mr Thursby
www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZCS9FS
A Comedy of Scientific Proportions
💙📚💙
#scifi #AlienBureaucrat #amazon #Wallops #NASA #KU
Mr Thursby
www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZCS9FS
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🛸Almost a Best-Seller in the “Alien-Bureaucrat” Category
A Comedy of Scientific Proportions
💙📚💙
#scifi #AlienBureaucrat #amazon #Wallops #NASA #KU
Mr Thursby
www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZCS9FS
A Comedy of Scientific Proportions
💙📚💙
#scifi #AlienBureaucrat #amazon #Wallops #NASA #KU
Mr Thursby
www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZCS9FS
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Kids who love #cartoons, a whimsical story and humour will love this bear book! Perfect as a gift!🎄❄️🐻❄️🤍❄️
www.amazon.co.uk/Snugs-Snow-B... #adventure #books #booksky #grandparentssky #dadsky #momsky #shopping #action #bear #penguins #Santa #readers #earlyreaders #kidlit #gift #criticallyacclaimed
www.amazon.co.uk/Snugs-Snow-B... #adventure #books #booksky #grandparentssky #dadsky #momsky #shopping #action #bear #penguins #Santa #readers #earlyreaders #kidlit #gift #criticallyacclaimed
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Kids who love #cartoons, a whimsical story and humour will love this bear book! Perfect as a gift!🎄❄️🐻❄️🤍❄️
www.amazon.co.uk/Snugs-Snow-B... #adventure #books #booksky #grandparentssky #dadsky #momsky #shopping #action #bear #penguins #Santa #readers #earlyreaders #kidlit #gift #criticallyacclaimed
www.amazon.co.uk/Snugs-Snow-B... #adventure #books #booksky #grandparentssky #dadsky #momsky #shopping #action #bear #penguins #Santa #readers #earlyreaders #kidlit #gift #criticallyacclaimed
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Ayyyy got a new review:
"This novel is a serious exploration of identity, of nature vs nurture vs society at large. You can feel how much Cherry loved the Pike brothers through all their struggles."
"This novel is a serious exploration of identity, of nature vs nurture vs society at large. You can feel how much Cherry loved the Pike brothers through all their struggles."
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Ayyyy got a new review:
"This novel is a serious exploration of identity, of nature vs nurture vs society at large. You can feel how much Cherry loved the Pike brothers through all their struggles."
"This novel is a serious exploration of identity, of nature vs nurture vs society at large. You can feel how much Cherry loved the Pike brothers through all their struggles."
The trifecta!
Tim Burton, Director
Danny Elfman, Music
Stan Winston, special effects
BATMAN RETURNS
#holiday #film #entertainment
Tim Burton, Director
Danny Elfman, Music
Stan Winston, special effects
BATMAN RETURNS
#holiday #film #entertainment
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The trifecta!
Tim Burton, Director
Danny Elfman, Music
Stan Winston, special effects
BATMAN RETURNS
#holiday #film #entertainment
Tim Burton, Director
Danny Elfman, Music
Stan Winston, special effects
BATMAN RETURNS
#holiday #film #entertainment
Architectural shade 😉
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Architectural shade 😉
www.youtube.com/shorts/JEF0F...
You need this laugh.
Peak Colonel Flagg from a time when everything we’re dealing with today was dark #comedy fiction.
You need this laugh.
Peak Colonel Flagg from a time when everything we’re dealing with today was dark #comedy fiction.
MASH - Flagg Confusion
YouTube video by AdamEdits
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
www.youtube.com/shorts/JEF0F...
You need this laugh.
Peak Colonel Flagg from a time when everything we’re dealing with today was dark #comedy fiction.
You need this laugh.
Peak Colonel Flagg from a time when everything we’re dealing with today was dark #comedy fiction.
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2026 Military Budgets:
America - $962 billion
China - $300 billion
Russia - $170 billion
Israel - $35 billion
India - $15 billion
Imagine if we used that money to help people instead of blow them up.
Humanity needs a radical readjustment of priorities, sensibilities, and responsibilities.
America - $962 billion
China - $300 billion
Russia - $170 billion
Israel - $35 billion
India - $15 billion
Imagine if we used that money to help people instead of blow them up.
Humanity needs a radical readjustment of priorities, sensibilities, and responsibilities.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
2026 Military Budgets:
America - $962 billion
China - $300 billion
Russia - $170 billion
Israel - $35 billion
India - $15 billion
Imagine if we used that money to help people instead of blow them up.
Humanity needs a radical readjustment of priorities, sensibilities, and responsibilities.
America - $962 billion
China - $300 billion
Russia - $170 billion
Israel - $35 billion
India - $15 billion
Imagine if we used that money to help people instead of blow them up.
Humanity needs a radical readjustment of priorities, sensibilities, and responsibilities.
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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THIS. Testify at city council committee meetings.
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
THIS. Testify at city council committee meetings.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlcD...
Monopolies are bad.
We knew that until the 1990s.
But today’s headlines say: Netflix to buy Warner Bros!
They’re only the latest example.
And everyone thought the “all Taco Bell” future in Demolition Man was too campy, eh?
Monopolies are bad.
We knew that until the 1990s.
But today’s headlines say: Netflix to buy Warner Bros!
They’re only the latest example.
And everyone thought the “all Taco Bell” future in Demolition Man was too campy, eh?
Taco Bell Scene | Demolition Man (1993)
YouTube video by Ultimate Action Movie Club
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlcD...
Monopolies are bad.
We knew that until the 1990s.
But today’s headlines say: Netflix to buy Warner Bros!
They’re only the latest example.
And everyone thought the “all Taco Bell” future in Demolition Man was too campy, eh?
Monopolies are bad.
We knew that until the 1990s.
But today’s headlines say: Netflix to buy Warner Bros!
They’re only the latest example.
And everyone thought the “all Taco Bell” future in Demolition Man was too campy, eh?
www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2025/...
The only fun news I’ve seen all week 😂 The headline & illustration are enough to get it.
#GoodNews #community #spirit
The only fun news I’ve seen all week 😂 The headline & illustration are enough to get it.
#GoodNews #community #spirit
Travelers wear pajamas to airports in protest of government request
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy asked travelers to skip the pajamas and slippers. Many said: Nah, we’re good.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2025/...
The only fun news I’ve seen all week 😂 The headline & illustration are enough to get it.
#GoodNews #community #spirit
The only fun news I’ve seen all week 😂 The headline & illustration are enough to get it.
#GoodNews #community #spirit