Matt Procedural
@proceduraltexture.bsky.social
Semi-intelligent cellular agglomeration free-falling thru spacetime. Borges fanboi. Farker. True left/libertarian, antifascist, friend to LGBTQIA+. He/him, not taken not looking. Cryptobros+TERFs+fascists will be blocked. PNW 🇨🇦🍁
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2025 United States Sovereign Rating Action - Moody's
Understand more about the research, methods, and rating level behind Moody’s Rating’s 2025 US sovereign credit rating downgrade.
www.moodys.com
The USA's credit rating is still AA1.
I bet it's not a month from now.
Perhaps more importantly, is there a subReddit shorting them yet?
www.moodys.com/web/en/us/ab...
I bet it's not a month from now.
Perhaps more importantly, is there a subReddit shorting them yet?
www.moodys.com/web/en/us/ab...
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Layoffs just hit their highest start-of-year total since January 2009 — the height of the Great Recession — according to data tracking firm Challenger.
Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.
Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?
Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.
Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Layoffs just hit their highest start-of-year total since January 2009 — the height of the Great Recession — according to data tracking firm Challenger.
Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.
Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?
Meanwhile, CEO pay and corporate profits continue to hit record highs.
Does anyone still believe that trickle-down tax cuts create jobs?
Just FYI: it is Wednesday, my dudes, dudettes & others.
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Just FYI: it is Wednesday, my dudes, dudettes & others.
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In 2009, this was the mask of a UK SAS character in “Call of Duty.” By 2015 it was de rigeur among Iraqi government commandos and Shiite militiamen. In 2018, in “Sicario 2,” it was what CIA surrogate characters wore to disguise themselves as cartel gunmen.
Now US law enforcement wears it.
Now US law enforcement wears it.
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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For those keeping score at home:
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For those keeping score at home:
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When you spot your very first mejiro of the season, it is very important to jump up and down while squealing メジロだ、メジロだ〜 so that everyone knows you’re normal.
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Comedy gold.
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Comedy gold.
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“Melania” is on pace to lose about 50 million dollars. WOW! That’s like $20 for each time Donald Trump is named in the Epstein Files.
February 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
“Melania” is on pace to lose about 50 million dollars. WOW! That’s like $20 for each time Donald Trump is named in the Epstein Files.
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“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
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I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Pattison is collaborating with fascists.
These companies claim to value "inclusion" and "social responsibility." I am calling on them to reconsider these partnerships. You cannot be an "ally" while supporting an agency responsible for widespread human rights abuses. #HumanRights #CdnPoli 3/3
January 29, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Pattison is collaborating with fascists.
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A little, happy, kitten of cuteness, just enjoying it's own acrobatics.
#KittensOfCuteness_bsky
#MenWithCats
#KittensOfCuteness_bsky
#MenWithCats
January 29, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Resistance comes in all shapes and sizes. 🤘💙 From the Tacoma Reddit feed, published yesterday. Chins up punks! There are more of us than we know. 🤘💙
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Resistance comes in all shapes and sizes. 🤘💙 From the Tacoma Reddit feed, published yesterday. Chins up punks! There are more of us than we know. 🤘💙
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The US finally gets control of TikTok, and the first thing it does is censor videos critical of the government just like it has always accused China of doing
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
The US finally gets control of TikTok, and the first thing it does is censor videos critical of the government just like it has always accused China of doing
Bird Snuggles into Photographer’s Chest And Stayed With Her for Warmth on a Snowy Day (LOOK) www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bird-snuggle...
Bird Snuggles into Photographer’s Chest And Stayed With Her for Warmth on a Snowy Day (LOOK)
A photographer Fay was visiting a park when a friendly robin came over and nestled right atop her camera near the warmth of her jacket.
www.goodnewsnetwork.org
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Boo-hoo.
Meal Team 6 has the sads.
There'll be plenty of time for incel fascist traitors to reflect on their life mistakes while they rot in prison.
#Nuremberg2
Meal Team 6 has the sads.
There'll be plenty of time for incel fascist traitors to reflect on their life mistakes while they rot in prison.
#Nuremberg2
“We lost all trust,” a current ICE official added. “I’m not sure I can see how we exist three years from now.”
Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports
While immigration officers support the Trump administration’s goal of deporting undocumented migrants, many of them have grown ‘disillusioned’ with leadership’s tactics, according to reports
www.independent.co.uk
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Boo-hoo.
Meal Team 6 has the sads.
There'll be plenty of time for incel fascist traitors to reflect on their life mistakes while they rot in prison.
#Nuremberg2
Meal Team 6 has the sads.
There'll be plenty of time for incel fascist traitors to reflect on their life mistakes while they rot in prison.
#Nuremberg2
This is understated.
I mean…you can’t argue with ANYTHING he is saying. 🙌🏼
🎥:@valentivideos on IG
Take a listen!👇🏼
#hesaidwhathesaid
#pinks
🎥:@valentivideos on IG
Take a listen!👇🏼
#hesaidwhathesaid
#pinks
January 26, 2026 at 9:38 PM
This is understated.
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
This brings joy to my heart.
Courage to all good people. Down with fascism.
The #Nuremberg2 trials are coming.
Courage to all good people. Down with fascism.
The #Nuremberg2 trials are coming.
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
This brings joy to my heart.
Courage to all good people. Down with fascism.
The #Nuremberg2 trials are coming.
Courage to all good people. Down with fascism.
The #Nuremberg2 trials are coming.