bean
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Still have a headache and kids
Is it really necessary for the garbage trucks to pick up at 530am
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is it really necessary for the garbage trucks to pick up at 530am
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This is the mantra of the entirety of the Jewish people.
What doesn't kill you makes you funnier
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This is the mantra of the entirety of the Jewish people.
I could not and did not sleep train my baby and while there were a couple hard years of sleep in there, we are incredibly bonded and close now even though he is as tall as me and has a little mustache.
i know sleep training is important but is it not more important that i snuggle my baby as hard as is safe and for as long as my baby will allow?
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I could not and did not sleep train my baby and while there were a couple hard years of sleep in there, we are incredibly bonded and close now even though he is as tall as me and has a little mustache.
Work nemesis is really trying me today and they can fuck right off
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Work nemesis is really trying me today and they can fuck right off
That one community member that is so fucking difficult every time but also (with gritted teeth) they are part of the community
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 AM
That one community member that is so fucking difficult every time but also (with gritted teeth) they are part of the community
A good friends chihuahua died very recently so I was just gifted an assortment of leashes and jackets and treats 😭
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
A good friends chihuahua died very recently so I was just gifted an assortment of leashes and jackets and treats 😭
Who the fuck is scheduling 730pm in person meetings in mid November excuse me
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Who the fuck is scheduling 730pm in person meetings in mid November excuse me
Why am I so fatigued and is it just depression
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Why am I so fatigued and is it just depression
Getting out of bed feels brutally hard today
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Getting out of bed feels brutally hard today
Monarch caterpillar on my milkweed
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Monarch caterpillar on my milkweed
Last ocean picture from this weekend
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Last ocean picture from this weekend
Light rain for most of this walk
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Light rain for most of this walk
Gave Maggie the end of the yogurt container again and she was appreciative
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Gave Maggie the end of the yogurt container again and she was appreciative
Shabbat shalom mother fuckers they’re going in
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Shabbat shalom mother fuckers they’re going in
Real glad my dog woke me up and didn’t just shit on my floor again but now I’m awake forever so that’s great
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Real glad my dog woke me up and didn’t just shit on my floor again but now I’m awake forever so that’s great
A coworker from Maine today told me she has never heard of an atmospheric river and said it was the most California shit she’s ever heard of
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
A coworker from Maine today told me she has never heard of an atmospheric river and said it was the most California shit she’s ever heard of
It’s an atmospheric river out there so it’s freezer scraps on the stove for soup later
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s an atmospheric river out there so it’s freezer scraps on the stove for soup later
Argued with my kid about him wearing a jacket for 10 min this morning. He finally relented and when I dropped him off there were kids in t shirts and shorts already soaked through. What are their parents/guardians doing
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Argued with my kid about him wearing a jacket for 10 min this morning. He finally relented and when I dropped him off there were kids in t shirts and shorts already soaked through. What are their parents/guardians doing
I try and respect everyone’s good stuff but someone is coming over for Shabbat this week who is vegan and gluten free and Jesus Christ
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I try and respect everyone’s good stuff but someone is coming over for Shabbat this week who is vegan and gluten free and Jesus Christ
Just arrived at ikea and realized I forgot headphones oh fuck me
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just arrived at ikea and realized I forgot headphones oh fuck me
I put this up with another terrible autocorrect typo so here it is with a dumber caption
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I put this up with another terrible autocorrect typo so here it is with a dumber caption
I’m too tired to do anything and I’m off tomorrow, today should also be a holiday
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m too tired to do anything and I’m off tomorrow, today should also be a holiday
Going to the ocean everyday
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Going to the ocean everyday
Made peanut butter swirl brownies to share with some neighbors
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Made peanut butter swirl brownies to share with some neighbors