proton
@protoninspector.bsky.social
Smart person’s idea of a stupid person
raising my hand to ask the dumbest question after a conference talk
January 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
raising my hand to ask the dumbest question after a conference talk
Anyone got any good recommendations for recipes? Sites, books, YouTube videos, anything at all. Preferably things that can be made for one person or batch cooking for the week fairly easily by someone who’s cooking skills while not non existent are not exactly Michelin star
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Anyone got any good recommendations for recipes? Sites, books, YouTube videos, anything at all. Preferably things that can be made for one person or batch cooking for the week fairly easily by someone who’s cooking skills while not non existent are not exactly Michelin star
Can I borrow your floor?
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Can I borrow your floor?
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what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce
January 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
what the fuck do u mean you “shrunk the kids” I want a divorce
My parents WiFi is so bad it’s like the house’s walls are lined with lead
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
My parents WiFi is so bad it’s like the house’s walls are lined with lead
Oh I see the “discourse” here is rancid too.
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Oh I see the “discourse” here is rancid too.
I don’t even really have anything to post
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I don’t even really have anything to post
Happy New Year, I love you all, especially the haters
January 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Happy New Year, I love you all, especially the haters
I know it’s late but Merry Pissmass everyone
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I know it’s late but Merry Pissmass everyone
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Never keep your hot car in a dog
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Never keep your hot car in a dog
Everyone ready to send ill judged “Happy New Year 🥳” messages tonight?
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everyone ready to send ill judged “Happy New Year 🥳” messages tonight?
2026 won’t be my year, I’m saving that for 2028.
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
2026 won’t be my year, I’m saving that for 2028.
Incredible piece of wax just fell out my ear
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Incredible piece of wax just fell out my ear
They’re washing your ass over on bidetsky
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They’re washing your ass over on bidetsky
Wow I can’t believe you would say something I would misinterpret as so hurtful like that
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Wow I can’t believe you would say something I would misinterpret as so hurtful like that
Broccoli is a top tier veg
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Broccoli is a top tier veg
Is this enough for you people?
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is this enough for you people?
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Why didn't Vince frame his Pluribus shots like this? Is he stupid?
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why didn't Vince frame his Pluribus shots like this? Is he stupid?
To a squirrel with an acorn: You gonna eat that?
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
To a squirrel with an acorn: You gonna eat that?
I’m raising VC money for being mid and fat
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m raising VC money for being mid and fat
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OUT for 2026: podcasting
IN for 2026: podracing
IN for 2026: podracing
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
OUT for 2026: podcasting
IN for 2026: podracing
IN for 2026: podracing
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no
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
no