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Christine Cavalier✅

@purplecar.bsky.social

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Writer. Philly. I was turned into Sys Admin once but I got bettah. I have 2 degrees in Psych from which I have not got bettah. Now I’m bending LLMs to my will (don’t call it AI). Find me anywhere online as PurpleCar or PurpleCar_cc.

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · Jun 6

A villain era is not about harming others. It is about no longer harming yourself for their comfort.

Stop lighting yourself on fire to keep others warm.
#villainera

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · Jun 5

a woman is crying while looking at another woman .

ALT: a woman is crying while looking at another woman .

media.tenor.com

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · Jun 5

damn.

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · Jun 3

started a doc on HULU. Randomly, Spanish subtitles popped up. Why does HULU all of a sudden think I even know half these words?

Learning a lot tho. “Uh-uh” in English (as in, “no”) is “Ah-ah” in Spanish.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jun 2

"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · Jun 2

Happy Monday, ALL!

Hope your weekend was filled with as much dancing and gathering and joy as Philly was this weekend, with Pride kickoff and the Roots picnic. It was LIT around here.

Now back to work! (And there was much rejoicing.)

Have a fun one!

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 28

I get them from my library using Libby app.

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 28

I listen to audiobooks too, it’s a way to get them in

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 26

Happy Monday, All!

This day is a day of observance in the US for soldiers who died in battle. It was started for Union military, which I wonder if those in the MAGA South know this.

Hope you have an observant week!

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Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist.bsky.social · May 23

I hope legacy media covers the connection between last night's memecoin dinner and this morning's social media tariff threats. He's manipulating the stock market.

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 19

Or.. purplecART?

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 19

Happy Monday, ALL!

Went to #FanExpoPhilly w/ my cosplaying kid & friend. The amateur costuming community is amazing. I’m so inspired, I’m considering starting a dedicated account for cosplaying. It is such a great distraction & joy.

Here’s to a little fun & whimsy in your week. Have a great one!

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 17

This is my retirement plan, coincidentally

Dr Lindsey Fitzharris @drlindseyfitz.bsky.social · May 17

Finally, some good news.

A headline that reads: “Cow escapes on way to slaughterhouse, smashes metal fence, breaks human’s arm, and swims to uninhabited island where she still lives.” There’s a photo of a brown cow looking at the camera.

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 17

Your brain is just like, “Oh and have a great day, MF!” 😂

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 17

Gotta say, I love the #Blackcommunity /culture. This is a generalization, I know, but the joy I see in their fandom is unmatched. My kid & his friend went to Fan Expo dressed as characters from a horror game called Mouthwashing. The best reactions came from the Black attendees. Such love & delight.

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 14

😔 Oh noes

That is the worst

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 12

this is my surprised look. 😐

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · May 12

He did the meme again.

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 12

Hello All!

Hope Mother’s Day in the US was peaceful for you, no matter your situation

including those of you are just Mother Fuckers (in all senses of the word).

Have a mofo-ing great week!

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Effie Seiberg @effies.bsky.social · May 8

You know, the thing they said they weren't gonna do after all. Is happening. And is pretty much a HIPAA nightmare and a Nazi first step.

NPR @npr.org · May 8

The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.

RFK Jr. says autism database will use Medicare and Medicaid info

The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.

www.npr.org

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 8

Yeah I kind of mind because you seem like you’re about to slip into my DMs, tbh

Welcome to Bluesky, though!

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 8

I’m renaming the movie Conclave to:

The Crying Game II: Electric Bugaloo.

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 7

We weren’t even allowed to talk when we visited the Sistine Chapel.

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 5

Yay PA Forestry! I got an email back within hours. Apparently a person can’t sell an urban tree. No one wants it. Too much hassle. Good to know.

Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 5

Here’s something I never thought I would do: contact the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania’s Forestry Dept.

I have a black walnut tree in my back yard that I don’t want anymore. I want to sell it, but I’m not sure that’s possible. Apparently there are foresters who can tell you these things.

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Christine Cavalier✅ @purplecar.bsky.social · May 5

I’m just happy to imagine he *can* count