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puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Monkey, but puzzled
@puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
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Steve aka Monkey, he/him
https://www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonkeytree
Confused variety streamer and presser of wrong buttons
Member of The Firekeepers 🔥
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puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
coworkies and lurkies (25/5 pomos)
(streaming two days in a row? unheard of consistency!)
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a blue tank top with a red pocket with multicoloured embroidery. Brown plush Chair Monkey is perched above my shoulder
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
A productive humpday? A lil co-worky stream (25/5 pomos)
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a pale blue tank top with a pattern of palm tree silhouettes in an attempt to maybe feel less wintery
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
I was planning to do a co-worky stream today but I slept terribly and my brain is being a butt, but I've been trying out Spirit City: Lofi Sessions (thank you @thenaptaker.bsky.social for the Christmas present!) and it's cute - look, it's "me" with a laptop with a vaguely monkey-ish design on it 😀
My avatar in Spirit City: Lofi Sessions, grey-haired and grey-bearded and wearing blue-framed glasses, sitting on a beanbag chair in front of a fireplace and typing on a purple-ish laptop with a design of a monkey-like face with ears that look like sides of a game controller, with a d-pad on the left ear and buttons on the right. Alongside the chair, a blue hedgehog-like "spirit" creature is dozing
January 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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majnouna.com
He was bound to drop that scarf in some time zone or other.
bigfinish.bsky.social Big Finish Insider @bigfinish.bsky.social · 20d
Can I just say something...? 🧣
A tweet from the @ArchaeologyArt account which shows a knitted belt from the Byzantine Empire, dating from c.420-600 AD. It looks a lot like Tom Baker's scarf from Doctor Who.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
What happens when Lisa tears you apart... ohai many pieces
Yes, I'm actually streaming 😮 Playing a weird animated game - The Many Pieces of Mr. Coo
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a cream tank top with dark navy piping, with brown plush Chair Monkey perched above my shoulder
January 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Ending 2025 with silliness (as we mean to go on) - the traditional not-particularly-festive new years eve hangout stream with some Skate Story, Katamari, or whatever we feel like 💖
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a cream tank top with dark navy piping. Brown plush Chair Monkey over my shoulder is staring off... into the future at 2026 just over the horizon (or something)
December 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
It's Quizmois (Eve) 🎅🎄 with Crimmus penguins... and maybe a Santa onesie?
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a white shirt with a pattern of black and white penguins wearing red Santa hats. I'm also wearing a red Santa hat with its white bobble hanging down obscuring Chair Monkey over my shoulder
December 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Santa brought you a Monkey stream for Christmas 🎅🤣
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a blue tank top and a red santa hat with the white bobble hanging down in front of brown plush Chair Monkey perched on the chair behind me
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
I’ve had a wisdom tooth yanked out (my face is numb) and I’ve successfully de-Scrooged/shamed my landlord out of demanding the 90-something neighbours who can no longer leave the house pay half the cost of fence repairs. I feel like that’s enough for today - I need a nap 😆
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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effinbirds.com
A painting of a bird beside the text "all i'm asking for is one bullshit-free day"
December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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iucounu.bsky.social
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Work servers are down and I'm not constantly coughing... what if I randomly streamed? Let's go!
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a black tank top and reaching up to adjust brown plush Chair Monkey's position above my shoulder on the chair
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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skatestory.com
SKATE STORY is NOW AVAILABLE on PC, PlayStation 5, and Nintendo Switch!

Go forth. Devour the Moon.
Skate Story - Official Launch Trailer | Out NOW
YouTube video by DevolverDigital
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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noobalott.bsky.social
The Raid Train for Otter was super freaking successful!! We started at 70% and ended at a wild 129% 😵

Huge thank you to everyone who supported and a really big thank you to all the streamers who took time out of their day to help!!! ❤️

Glad Otter can have a little peace of mind in all this
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
*All* of the "art" on stream today was somehow inspired by Sinta, Santa's cousin promoting sin and butt stuff, who took over @datarich.bsky.social 's slot to tell us who's on the nice list (nobody), who's on the naughty list (streamers) and who's on the secret third list 👀🎅
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social Monkey, but puzzled @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social · Dec 8
I'm pretty sure my beautiful (terrible, cursed) MSPaint "art" is a sign of a successful return to streaming 😆
a terrible MSPaint drawing of "Sinta", Santa's cousin who promotes being naughty and butt stuff, in a red Santa hat and red Santa suit, with a "sin"ched very tiny waist "throwing it back" shaking his butt Terrible MSPaint art of Santa in a red Santa suit and santa hat, holding a "Mr Whippy" soft serve ice cream cone in one hand and a phone in his other hand (ordering more ice cream from doordash) Terrible MSPaint art of Sinta, Santa's cousin, drinking milk directly from the carton, being caught by Santa coming through the door Disturbingly terrible MSPaint art of "Santa cow" - a terrible black and white cow, with pink udders and a red Santa hat
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
My real masterpiece from stream today: Santa Pig
Terrible MSPaint art of Santa in a red Santa suit and hat... but Santa is a pig with a pink face with a snout and a pink curly tail
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure my beautiful (terrible, cursed) MSPaint "art" is a sign of a successful return to streaming 😆
a terrible MSPaint drawing of "Sinta", Santa's cousin who promotes being naughty and butt stuff, in a red Santa hat and red Santa suit, with a "sin"ched very tiny waist "throwing it back" shaking his butt Terrible MSPaint art of Santa in a red Santa suit and santa hat, holding a "Mr Whippy" soft serve ice cream cone in one hand and a phone in his other hand (ordering more ice cream from doordash) Terrible MSPaint art of Sinta, Santa's cousin, drinking milk directly from the carton, being caught by Santa coming through the door Disturbingly terrible MSPaint art of "Santa cow" - a terrible black and white cow, with pink udders and a red Santa hat
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
Can I remember how to stream after over a month? (aaah this year has been wonky) Let's find out with a one-hour stream for my slot in the raid train to raise funds for Otter's move 💖
www.twitch.tv/puzzledmonke...
Me wearing a technically burgundy tank top, but it looks more of a chocolate brown on camera? Idk how cameras work. Brown plush Chair Monkey, as usual, is about to fall from his perch above my shoulder
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
The big raid train to help Otter afford his unexpected move is in progress now! (currently at FauxRetro, shortly moving on to Jinzee)

(times are US Eastern - I'm streaming (yes, for the first time in a month - help) at midnight UK time / 7pm eastern / 4pm pacific)
Graphic for "Otter's Big Move Fundraising Raid Train, Sunday December 07, 2025" listing the streamers participating and their time slots: noobalott 12:00 pm ET couchbugz 1:00 pm ET FauxRetro 2:00 pm ET Jinzee 3:00 pm ET DataRich 4:00 pm ET musheebear 5:00 pm ET cottoncandykobold 6:00 pm ET puzzledmonkeytree 7:00 pm ET ethan_rawkes 8:00 pm ET hudebine 9:00 pm ET cryptidbee_ 10:00 pm ET scarypastry 11:pm ET A graphic of an otter, based on Otter's emotes, carrying a backpack of belongings for the move Follow Otter: twitch.tv/filmotter2 Donate here: ko-fi.com/filmotter
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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filmotter.bsky.social
Um... I think @puzzledmonkey.bsky.social and I might make a cute couple.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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sachacoward.bsky.social
It's Trans Day of Remembrance

So remember Sylvia Rivera, and every person like her who spoke up despite ridicule and rejection. That is what queer liberation is built upon. Not respectability and comfort. It takes EVERYONE to make a movement happen.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-J...
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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ashlikeadragon.bsky.social
happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
A screenshot from Celeste. Madeline stands by a memorial dedicated to those who perished on the climb up Celeste Mountain.
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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filmotter.bsky.social
TOMORROW WE SQUATTIN'
(Finally not sick anymore!)
filmotter.bsky.social FilmOtter @filmotter.bsky.social · Oct 30
Hello.

November 6th is my 5-Year Streamiversary on Twitch. And it would be really cool if you came.

There's gonna be Baby Steps and lots of squats and silly milestones and maybe even bodacious boobies. So if you don't come, you clearly hate fun!

Don't hate fun. 🫡
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
puzzledmonkey.bsky.social
I’ve been home for TWO WHOLE DAYS… so it’s time to leave again 😆 Off for a long weekend in Manchester!

Next week we should be back to some co-working streams (in other words, I’ve seen how huge the work pile is that I’m coming back to … eep)
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM