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BIRD POPE™ Sometimes video gaming. Card pack rips on stream also. https://www.twitch.tv/qardnall https://www.youtube.com/@qardnall https://ko-fi.com/qardnall https://qardnall-shop.fourthwall.com/

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Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · Jun 25

All done! The Grandia 3 script took several hours to scan but it's done! It's being uploaded to the internet archive now. Check it out!

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Grandia 3 Voice Over Script : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

This is a scan of a development used voice over script for the game Grandia III for the PS2The scan is done in the order it was received in, and includes...

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Wes Fenlon @wes.readonlymemo.com · 3h

well maybe Windows 12 will be a banger

The Spiderman meme where he's talking to the pterodactyl scientist villain, but with the text replaced with quotes from Microsoft. Pterodactyl says: "The vision that we have is: let’s rewrite the entire operating system around AI, and build essentially what becomes
truly the AI PC... The magic unlock with Copilot Voice and Copilot Vision is the ease of interaction. Using the new wake word, “Hey Copilot,” getting something done is as easy as just asking for it." The first part of that quote comes from Tom Warren at The Verge. The second part comes from the Windows blog.

Spiderman (who uses his computer like the rest of us) says: "Every time you make a version of Windows with less bullshit in it, people love it! Can’t you just let us use the Start menu?"

To which Pterodactyl replies: "But I don’t want to make a version of Windows with less bullshit in it. I want you to scream at the computer."

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MaxHell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · Nov 21

Satellaview+ deserves more attention: an emulator-based (so far) recreation of the '90s service that let players download games to their Super Famicoms via satellite. Today there's a big SFC in the in-game town in honor of the console's 35th birthday and last month they added a damn Spirit Halloween

Screenshot from BS-X: The Town Whose Name Was Stolen for Satellaview showing the boy character standing near a big Super Famicom console in the event plaza.

Screenshot from BS-X: The Town Whose Name Was Stolen for Satellaview showing the boy character standing near a Spirit Halloween store in the event plaza.

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Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 13h

update: it had burgers and was terrible :)

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 17h

I hope Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase on the PS1 has overly tall sandwiches 🥪

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I hope this game has overly tall sandwiches 🐕

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Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 23h

This is the dangerous TEK that William Shatner tried to warn us about 😞

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 23h

I was generously gifted Megabonk on steam and I played for what felt like 15 minutes and 4 hours went by. Literal crack in software form

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Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 1d

we also found the Arthur clenched fist meme

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 1d

opened a pack of DARK DOMINION cards on stream and OH SHIT RODNEY DANGERFIELD IS COMING TO GET YOU

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 1d

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 2d

Wake me up when they return to 1v1 combat

Nova Crystallis @novacrystallis.com · 2d

Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy announced for 2026 release on iOS/Android, closed beta to be held in November. novacrystallis.com/2025/10/diss...

Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy announced for iOS/Android - Nova Crystallis

Square Enix has announced Dissidia Duellum Final Fantasy, a new 3-versus-3 team boss battle arena game for iOS and Android smartphones. It will be developed in partnership NHN PlayArt. In the gameplay...

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Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 2d

Stream canceled tonight. Not feeling great and need some rest. Back tomorrow for more spooky month 🐦

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 3d

this makes me giggle

it's a screenshot from the Trading Card Database of every complete card set that I've tracked so far. The only entry is "William Shatner's Tek World"

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 4d

I listened to this all the way through, it absolutely rules. Thanks you a true homie

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Scott Fright @scw.bsky.social · 5d

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”

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Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 4d

I cannot stop thinking about this person posting that you should log off so that your opinion cannot be heard while complaining about censorship. The mental gymnastics here are Olympian

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 4d

MISSING!? Aw, man the candles are already lit and the champagne is chilled. I was ready to turn the lights down low and turn the bedroom computer on 😭

Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 5d

Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick (PS2) is happening right now

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Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick

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joesferatu🦇🔱 @24fps.bsky.social · 6d

the second worst thing ever done by a Christopher Columbus

Pixels movie wiki page

Directed by Chris Columbus

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Johnny @doctorvenkman.com · 6d

I need to talk to whoever at @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social decided that, rather than use the yellow paint gamers always complain about, they instead highlight climbable surfaces with bird shit, and if this was a calculated decision.

Atsu climbs up a bird shit smeared cliff face in Ghost of Yotei

A 3D model of a bird in Ghost of Yotei proudly perched above its work

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Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 6d

No stream tonight, not feeling so great; schedule on the twitch channel page has been adjusted. Will likely stream some spooky PS2 stuff tomorrow so stay tuned!

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christa lee @ohpoorpup.bsky.social · 6d

loathe as I am to ever admit it, Miyamoto is correct that a mario game should shut the fuck up at all times

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Draculanna 🧛🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 7d

I gotta hand it to whatever advertising firm Informa hired to make these, there really is something almost poetic about GDC's advertising being "an AI-looking depiction of an industry staple being destroyed with no clear elaboration of what comes after." Masterclass in unintentionally nailing it.

Game Developers Conference @officialgdc.bsky.social · 8d

A New Era Awaits!

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 7d

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

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Qardnall @qardnall.bsky.social · 7d

if this was a full size poster I would proudly frame it and display it, I can't get over how amazing it is.