lvl 6 laser lotus
@queenragdoll.bsky.social
Shitpostess with the Mostest. Parody of a Human Being. Baltimore transplant. Wrestling, Writing, Yoga, on repeat.
BLOOD IN MY EYES! THEKLA!
BLOOD IN MY EYES! THEKLA!
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Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORY!! #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORY!! #AEWCollision
i mean where else are you gonna see a limo hotbox spot? #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
i mean where else are you gonna see a limo hotbox spot? #AEWCollision
was marina doing a zyn? 😂 #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
was marina doing a zyn? 😂 #AEWCollision
im excited for the people who are new to #aew getting to see thekla tonight. new spiderlings incoming! #AEWCollision
February 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
im excited for the people who are new to #aew getting to see thekla tonight. new spiderlings incoming! #AEWCollision
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SHIRTS UP FOR PRE-ORDER NOW!
1) Limited run of the OG Piledrive A Fascist shirt that caused certain people to lose their minds and even @ the FBI on us #CryMore
2) Official #WrestleQueendom VIII event shirt
3) Version 2 of our Piledrive A Fascist shirt! #CryMoreAgain
EVEwrestling.com/merch
1) Limited run of the OG Piledrive A Fascist shirt that caused certain people to lose their minds and even @ the FBI on us #CryMore
2) Official #WrestleQueendom VIII event shirt
3) Version 2 of our Piledrive A Fascist shirt! #CryMoreAgain
EVEwrestling.com/merch
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
SHIRTS UP FOR PRE-ORDER NOW!
1) Limited run of the OG Piledrive A Fascist shirt that caused certain people to lose their minds and even @ the FBI on us #CryMore
2) Official #WrestleQueendom VIII event shirt
3) Version 2 of our Piledrive A Fascist shirt! #CryMoreAgain
EVEwrestling.com/merch
1) Limited run of the OG Piledrive A Fascist shirt that caused certain people to lose their minds and even @ the FBI on us #CryMore
2) Official #WrestleQueendom VIII event shirt
3) Version 2 of our Piledrive A Fascist shirt! #CryMoreAgain
EVEwrestling.com/merch
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Body's health bar after hearing "Fuck ICE" chants
🤼 #AEWDynamite
🤼 #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Body's health bar after hearing "Fuck ICE" chants
🤼 #AEWDynamite
🤼 #AEWDynamite
let’s fucking go. gimme king and thekla and i wont bother you for another thing this year tony clause #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
let’s fucking go. gimme king and thekla and i wont bother you for another thing this year tony clause #AEWDynamite
squashed that little creep! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
squashed that little creep! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! #AEWDynamite
andrades fans is plants, dumbass #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
andrades fans is plants, dumbass #AEWDynamite
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Little known fact:
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
February 4, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Little known fact:
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
Even if you haven't been arrested, you still have the right to remain silent.
shocker on shock street!
A new systematic review has found that trans women on HRT have the same level of fitness as cis women and don't retain any advantage in sports.
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Trans athletes may not have fitness advantage in women’s sport, landmark study finds
Findings suggest physical performance in trans women converges toward that of cis women over time
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 12:50 PM
shocker on shock street!
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Me when I left my last job. #TCMParty #BugsBunny
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Me when I left my last job. #TCMParty #BugsBunny
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My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.
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“If they showed this film on a plane, people would still walk out.”
I can’t stop laughing 😆
I can’t stop laughing 😆
February 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“If they showed this film on a plane, people would still walk out.”
I can’t stop laughing 😆
I can’t stop laughing 😆
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
PSYCHO KILLLLLLLLLERRRRR!!!! #AEWCollision
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
PSYCHO KILLLLLLLLLERRRRR!!!! #AEWCollision
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lol yuta recycling ricochets bit from
less than a week ago #AEWCollision
less than a week ago #AEWCollision
February 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
lol yuta recycling ricochets bit from
less than a week ago #AEWCollision
less than a week ago #AEWCollision
i have the non-controversial opinion that any and every pedophile on earth should be publicly lynched. no exceptions.
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 PM
i have the non-controversial opinion that any and every pedophile on earth should be publicly lynched. no exceptions.
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🌈Murder🌈
What is this emotion lol
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 AM
🌈Murder🌈
trick statement: you can’t walk anywhere in red states; they don’t typically have functional sidewalks
Gov. Landry: "I like to ask Democrats if they like their communities to be dangerous or safe. Do they want their children to be able to walk to school or do they want to worry if they send them on the sidewalks, that unfortunate violent things are going to happen to them?"
January 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM
trick statement: you can’t walk anywhere in red states; they don’t typically have functional sidewalks
oh look, me — an american citizen — directly paying the tariffs. 😂
honestly, how did people fall for this during the election?
honestly, how did people fall for this during the election?
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
oh look, me — an american citizen — directly paying the tariffs. 😂
honestly, how did people fall for this during the election?
honestly, how did people fall for this during the election?