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queenragdoll.bsky.social
lvl 6 laser lotus
@queenragdoll.bsky.social
Shitpostess with the Mostest. Parody of a Human Being. Baltimore transplant. Wrestling, Writing, Yoga, on repeat.

BLOOD IN MY EYES! THEKLA!
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I never finished Red Dead Redemption 2 because I didn’t want to see Arthur die. 🤷‍♀️
The creators of Tomb Raider decided on a female lead character because they theorised it would make the majority-male player base more likely to want to "take care" of her.

Lara Croft couldn't actually feel pain. You can swan dive her off a cliff and set her on fire, she doesn't have real feelings.
February 12, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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#ANDNEW

#AEW Women's World Champion Thekla!

#AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Have you seen Theklas art? I got obsessed with it a few months ago and circle back to it a lot. It’s very alive. Perfect way to end a perfect night: toxicspidermuscle.club

#AEWDynamite
TOXIC SPIDER MUSCLE CLUB BY THEKLA
Official Website of Pro Wrestler, THEKLA The 'TOXIC SPIDER'
toxicspidermuscle.club
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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You LOVE to see it! #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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WE MAKE SHIT HAPPEN
#AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
okay, life is good. happiest i’ve been in a year. never washing this shirt again and wearing it every defense. weave them webs, queen! #AEWDynamite
put on my thekla shirt for good luck.

im so serious right now locked tf in #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
HELL YES CHEAT TO WIN!

WELCOME TO THE APOCALYPSE!!!

BLOOD IN MY EYES!!!!

#AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
okay.

listen

bare with me.

mox v thekla. #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
BLOOD IN MY EYES! #THEKLA

#AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
put on my thekla shirt for good luck.

im so serious right now locked tf in #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
dear tony khan:

i’ve had a rough week. please to make thekla forever champion?

thank you in advance.

#AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
the bucks are wrestling like i play a wrestling video game. just spamming moves on the closest person. 😅😅 #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
blushing every time hangman speaks at this point. hashtag where have all the cowboys gone amirite? #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
i hope she storm zeros yuta #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:25 AM
imagine pretending you can sleep at night when you’re on darby’s bad side. #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
thekla better win now or tk is getting a strongly worded letter filled mostly with praise but sealed with a frowny face sticker. #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
he is moving these massive men around like they’re 100# ballerinas. it’s unreal. #AEWDynamite
jesus fucking christ claudio… #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 1:25 AM
jesus fucking christ claudio… #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
honestly, really good spot by swerve. it was a bit sloppy, but he clearly made every effort to protect kenny. #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i like swerve but sorry. kenny omega forever. #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
BEAT HIS ASS KENNY! #AEWDynamite
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
MY SHADOW KNOWS MY STORY!! #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
phil must be pissed. #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM