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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder
@quephird.bsky.social
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 6h
After watching the “Flukeman” episode, I will never ever ever use a toilet in New Jersey for the rest of my life…

#XFiles
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 6h
IT WAS SOOOO GOOODDDDDD
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 7h
I know this pizza ruled because Becca ate four slices before I ate three!

:O :O :O
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 7h
Oh, shit… yeah…

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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 7h
YESSSSS
quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 7h
The former!
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 7h
Ooooooo… I’ve never tried that before!!!
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 7h
And, ugh… they’re using shots of the Arecibo dish, albeit recycled from previous photographs and videos, but nonetheless making me weep that it’s now destroyed and never going to be reconstructed…

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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
This is a brand new recipe! And it's fucking amazing!!!
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
IT'S SOOOO FUCKING GOOODDDDDDD
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
OMFGGGGGGG

*smashes liink*
*adds to tab group*
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
We're currently watching S2E1 of "The X-Files" and i'm giggling at the abducton scene, portions of which look 100% lifted from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
^^^ @arachno.capital ^^^
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
Oh gosh, where? I'm in Cupertino, CA!
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
OMFG this is so fucking good: on a bedding of organic honey and mozzarella lies boiled asparagus, cooked bacon, minced garlic, diced red onion, chopped pistachios, a sprinkling of rosemary needles, and on my side blue cheese dressing.

YUMMMMMMM...
Wide shot of said pizza fresh out of the oven resting on a wooden spatula
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
OMFG I LOVE VAPORWAVE I JUST FOLLOWED YOU BACK
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
(The other is velvet.)
quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
UUUGGGHHHHHHH... IT'S ONE OF MY KRYPTONITES
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
OK... my girlfriend just pointed out to me that the primary weakness to this approach is that I WILL EAT TWICE AS MUCH FUCKING BACON
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 8h
LMFAO
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 9h
Good thing about cooking bacon: OMG IT’S SO GOOD NOM NOM NOM NOM
Bad thing about cooking bacon: there is a large chance that you eat all the bacon before using it in the actual dish you’re making
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 9h
Tired: Santa Claus
Wired: Samichlaus
Glass full of Samichlaus beer next to empty bottle, high heel bottle opener, and cap
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 11h
Goals to achieve by the end of 2025:

• Schedule a psych appointment
• Finish a new drawing
• Make a new dance mix
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 11h
^_^

I really need to get my butt back up there…
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quephird.bsky.social
Magic Wand™ coder @quephird.bsky.social · 11h
THEY WERE OUT OF MY SPICY LIME MARGARITA ICE CREAM HOW WILL I SURVIVEEEEEEEE

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