Oropendola Enthusiast
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No future! No future!
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I understand why all these things must come to pass but why does it all have to be so fucking tacky
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my life was suppose to suck an entirely different way than this
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
my life was suppose to suck an entirely different way than this
Easy. Chairman Plow, the Great Helmsman. Next question
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Easy. Chairman Plow, the Great Helmsman. Next question
(Guy who accidentally says "jack off" instead of "mess up"): Damn, thats jacked off
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
(Guy who accidentally says "jack off" instead of "mess up"): Damn, thats jacked off
So last night I was reading a Doc Savage pulp from 1948 called The Angry Canary. In it, the femme fatale says that she's brought evidence of a new biological weapon to Doc, so that he can stop it, and that her uncle, with whom she was travelling from India, was killed by the bad guys when 1/
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So last night I was reading a Doc Savage pulp from 1948 called The Angry Canary. In it, the femme fatale says that she's brought evidence of a new biological weapon to Doc, so that he can stop it, and that her uncle, with whom she was travelling from India, was killed by the bad guys when 1/
From back when I bought film negatives off ebay and scanned them myself
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
From back when I bought film negatives off ebay and scanned them myself
Everything else aside the weirdest part of AI image slop to me is that it always gives animals human eyes
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Everything else aside the weirdest part of AI image slop to me is that it always gives animals human eyes
Oh hey man I was watching chinese hot pot restaurant ASMR and they gave your bluesky account a shoutout
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Oh hey man I was watching chinese hot pot restaurant ASMR and they gave your bluesky account a shoutout
Thats right worcester is back in the news babey
I have nothing against you or your regional culture but there is an unbreakable spiritual bond between anyone who has ever had to scrape ice off a windshield while hungover
the annual snowfall required for me to take your city seriously is like 11” minimum. nobody is using 300 days of sun to serve the lord
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Thats right worcester is back in the news babey
Breaking: local genius finishes Thanksgiving leftovers after two days, more soon
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Breaking: local genius finishes Thanksgiving leftovers after two days, more soon
Lol we're not eating until 3, I mean what i said about resting for as long as it cooked
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Lol we're not eating until 3, I mean what i said about resting for as long as it cooked
My only Thanksgiving hot take is meat should rest for as long as it cooked so I will roast this turkey three hours then let it sit three hours before carving
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My only Thanksgiving hot take is meat should rest for as long as it cooked so I will roast this turkey three hours then let it sit three hours before carving
I got pre-made stuffing at the farm in get my turkey at and... I have like six fewer hours of prep to do today? Was stuffing really the thing that was dominating my schedule?
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I got pre-made stuffing at the farm in get my turkey at and... I have like six fewer hours of prep to do today? Was stuffing really the thing that was dominating my schedule?
Two of the three airplanes in this photo exploded what "peak aviation" are you talking about you freaks
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Two of the three airplanes in this photo exploded what "peak aviation" are you talking about you freaks
Supeya Maee
Yaed Soee
Yaed Soee
Superman: Red Son is an elseworld story that asks the question: What if Superman's rocket had landed in Soviet Russia rather than in the heart of Kansas?
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Supeya Maee
Yaed Soee
Yaed Soee
A website full of associate professors talking about TV shows I've never heard of
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A website full of associate professors talking about TV shows I've never heard of
Local genius can't find the oil fill tube on a new snowblower, more at 11
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Local genius can't find the oil fill tube on a new snowblower, more at 11
My plan of eating frozen tv dinners during my busy work week and then relaxing at night with beer has resulted in my being painfully dehydrated, this sucks
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My plan of eating frozen tv dinners during my busy work week and then relaxing at night with beer has resulted in my being painfully dehydrated, this sucks
Has there ever been a time in history before where everything is a scam and nothing is fun
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Has there ever been a time in history before where everything is a scam and nothing is fun
I love watching Japanese videos titled "exhausted salaryman disappointing lunch (they charged $6!!!!)" and it ends up being a dish i would shoot a toe off of my foot to taste
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I love watching Japanese videos titled "exhausted salaryman disappointing lunch (they charged $6!!!!)" and it ends up being a dish i would shoot a toe off of my foot to taste
If you see someone with "Dr" or "Prof" in their handle you are guaranteed to see some absolute dogshit posts
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you see someone with "Dr" or "Prof" in their handle you are guaranteed to see some absolute dogshit posts
There is only one project left in America. Many are beginning to understand this.
Death cult
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Trump slashed spending on clinical trials. The toll is starting to become clear.
Grants for 383 clinical trials were terminated and the funding disruptions affected more than 74,000 trial participants, according to new research.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There is only one project left in America. Many are beginning to understand this.
The AM radio was plugging some true crime podcast and it was a woman's voice saying "I knew it was a bomb as soon as it exploded" and I hope she's okay but also thats a really weirdly funny thing to say
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The AM radio was plugging some true crime podcast and it was a woman's voice saying "I knew it was a bomb as soon as it exploded" and I hope she's okay but also thats a really weirdly funny thing to say
I must admit I would feel more sympathy to the two students that showed up crying because they slept through our meetings if our meetings were not at one pm
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I must admit I would feel more sympathy to the two students that showed up crying because they slept through our meetings if our meetings were not at one pm
I don't know who Olivia Nuzzi is. I don't want to know. Why are you all doing this to me
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I don't know who Olivia Nuzzi is. I don't want to know. Why are you all doing this to me
Starting to have trouble differentiating between AI slop, trolls posting for hate engagement, and morons talking about shit they don't understand. Not a great skill to lose when navigating this website!
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Starting to have trouble differentiating between AI slop, trolls posting for hate engagement, and morons talking about shit they don't understand. Not a great skill to lose when navigating this website!