♣️ LORD OF CLUBS 🃏
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Pinkie promiser, Lord of Clubs, and boymother of 6 kitties
Pinkie promiser, Lord of Clubs, and boymother of 6 kitties
What they don't tell you about going on t is that you'll get more of those random beard texture hairs in your normally soft sideburn-area head hair. I never considered the transitional space between head hair and facial hair and I hate it
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What they don't tell you about going on t is that you'll get more of those random beard texture hairs in your normally soft sideburn-area head hair. I never considered the transitional space between head hair and facial hair and I hate it
I didn't get new towels until some of mine were literally falling apart and unusable and I wish I got some a little sooner, because it takes SO LONG to get that nice old rough towel texture 😭 too many of my towels are that soft bullshit
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I didn't get new towels until some of mine were literally falling apart and unusable and I wish I got some a little sooner, because it takes SO LONG to get that nice old rough towel texture 😭 too many of my towels are that soft bullshit
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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I think its too early to claim a gen z overconsumption problem especially when you pick tiktoks from people who very obviously have rich families or they're a content creator who reviews products sent to them. feels like watching someone leave a hot topic fully believing emos rule the world now
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I think its too early to claim a gen z overconsumption problem especially when you pick tiktoks from people who very obviously have rich families or they're a content creator who reviews products sent to them. feels like watching someone leave a hot topic fully believing emos rule the world now
Arc raiders!
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Arc raiders!
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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Not only has the corporate 9-5 been transformed into an 8-9 with an unpaid lunch, but the corporate "half day" is 8-2...
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not only has the corporate 9-5 been transformed into an 8-9 with an unpaid lunch, but the corporate "half day" is 8-2...
Where I grew up teachers/adults in general would u ironically scold you for "taking the Lord's name in vain" if you said "oh my god" 😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Where I grew up teachers/adults in general would u ironically scold you for "taking the Lord's name in vain" if you said "oh my god" 😭😭
Okay but WHY DO gay people always run shit like the navy....
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Okay but WHY DO gay people always run shit like the navy....
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
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Please Don't Undress A Doll
As You Would Skin An Animal
(2022)
As You Would Skin An Animal
(2022)
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Please Don't Undress A Doll
As You Would Skin An Animal
(2022)
As You Would Skin An Animal
(2022)
Sometimes on weekends, Andrew will wake me up by shoving his phone in my face with the taco bell app open so I can't pick my breakfast. It feels like solving an incomprehensible riddle
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sometimes on weekends, Andrew will wake me up by shoving his phone in my face with the taco bell app open so I can't pick my breakfast. It feels like solving an incomprehensible riddle
Stuff like this keeps piracy alive btw so thank you
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Stuff like this keeps piracy alive btw so thank you
Oh trying to up the stakes since his people are turning on him. Idk man I think it's too late for that. Get him out of there
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh trying to up the stakes since his people are turning on him. Idk man I think it's too late for that. Get him out of there
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
One of the worst guys I ever met said I was like Griffith because I'm "pretty" and I haven't read berserk but I know enough to know that he has a lot more going on than that, and that I'm nothing like him
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
One of the worst guys I ever met said I was like Griffith because I'm "pretty" and I haven't read berserk but I know enough to know that he has a lot more going on than that, and that I'm nothing like him
Sometimes I'm like "hmm you know I've really chilled out politically since being a teenager" and then I catch myself thinking "time theft is actually your moral imperative as a worker"
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sometimes I'm like "hmm you know I've really chilled out politically since being a teenager" and then I catch myself thinking "time theft is actually your moral imperative as a worker"
Why do politicians communicate by email so much anyway? Just because they're old?
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why do politicians communicate by email so much anyway? Just because they're old?
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Pluribus (2025- )
Created by Vince Gilligan
Created by Vince Gilligan
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Pluribus (2025- )
Created by Vince Gilligan
Created by Vince Gilligan
The iphone pocket is actually cute, useful, and well designed. People are acting like it's such a crazy and stupid thing. It's just too expensive. Get your homie to hand make one for you
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The iphone pocket is actually cute, useful, and well designed. People are acting like it's such a crazy and stupid thing. It's just too expensive. Get your homie to hand make one for you
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New art by Kiyotaka Oshiyama for "Look Back" 4K/Blu-ray box set (Japan).
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
New art by Kiyotaka Oshiyama for "Look Back" 4K/Blu-ray box set (Japan).