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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman

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Actual rabbi, soccer podcaster and writer. Uses the f-word probably a little too much. Buy my book. https://yourbayit.org/lifelessons/

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 15d

Israel at a Crossroads

My Rosh Hashanah sermon for 5786.

www.rabbimarkashergoodman.com/writings/isr...

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Israel at a Crossroads - Rosh Hashanah 5786 Day One

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 2h

This is entirely speculation. I have no specific knowledge of what transpired.

However.

Bob’s history of chewing out the entire team post-practice or post-match might lead one to have some clues as to what might have precipitated this removal.

Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 2h

Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC has announced Head Coach Bob Lilley has been placed on administrative leave.

Assistant coach Rob Vincent will lead the side when it faces Indy Eleven on Saturday night. #USL-C

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 8h

No Bogert, No Rueter, No Maurer.

The Athletic is now basically SBNation.

Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 12h

Some personal news: today is my final day at The Athletic, ending a 6+ year tenure on its staff.

Immensely fortunate to have covered this sport alongside some of the finest writers and editors in the industry. Will keep you posted as I figure out what’s next for my work!

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 8h

This is basically why the 442 is no longer in use.

Its a fair point that with Larraz and Ronen and Paxten this team is best set up for a 4231.

Its just that Bassett and Yapi don’t work in this system.

4141 perhaps?

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 17h

I got one of these replies the other day.

It makes no sense.

I was in favor of a ceasefire.
There is a ceasefire.
I am happy. Why would I be 'silent'?

Is there some theory that Netanyahu did a deal with Palestinians not to end the war or get back the hostages but rather to 'own the libs'?

Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 1d

Not a coincidence

Corey Walker @CoreyWri… • 10h g
The silence from the "ceasefire now" crowd is deafening.
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Silence from the 'ceasefire now' crowd.
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Deafening silence from the "Ceasefire
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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

Interesting. We should just have you on the pod and spit knowledge Jody.

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

Does anybody give babies tylenol after a circumcision?

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

New Sporting Director has just been announced:

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

RFK Jr’s brainworm told him that the Manischewitz we give the baby at a bris causes autism.

Can we Scarramucci this guy already?

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

Agree to all of it.

I think a very fluid 442 -

Yapi/Rafa; Manyoma/Pax/Cole/Harris; Rafa Jr/Holding/NewCB/Cannon

is our best look to start 2026.

Some upgrades are needed tho.

RM, CB, RB, ST

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

A.I. is useful to writers in this way: you ask it to give you ten ideas for scene transitions

then you eliminate all of those ideas because they are predictable, simplistic, canned, and uncreative.

IOW, A.I. is only good for telling you which of your ideas are bad.

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

I’m still in a ‘show me the money’ phase for Paxten.

Sam Nicholson: 10 goal contributions for Colorado.

Paxten: Zero goal contributions for Colorado.

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

Politicians telling teachers what to teach is kind of perpetually a dumb idea.

Let experts do what they do best. Trust your professionals.

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

On the podcast I mentioned him reminding me of Sam Nicholson. But not like in a good way.

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

This is what I’m saying. We have a 10 who isn’t being very 10-ish.

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

Matt Doyle, in discussing FCD & Lucho Acosta, wrote this in his mailbag:

"The deal you make when you choose to play a system around No. 10 is that you do the running for him and he does the creating for you."

Thought ab Paxton Aaronson: CO plays something like a system, and he runs around a lot.

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

The dog was like ‘I want my walk’ and my response was ‘I’m gonna go hide in the sukkah.’

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 1d

1) Can you explain what this means? I’m unclear how it relates to my sermon.

2) As far as I can tell, you created a profile just to respond to this skeet. Should I feel honored? That feels like a lot of effort.

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 4d

Here’s an idea: instead of increasing our taxes thru tariffs, then cutting us a rebate check for $2000,

maybe don’t increase our taxes at all in the first place?

Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 6d

What do people think about giving working class Americans a $2000 tariff relief check for the unfair tax that has driven their grocery and housing prices up?

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 6d

BREAKING: Representative Ro Khanna, a California Democrat, is proposing $2,000 payments to Americans making under $100,000

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 4d

This’ll work. Happy sukkot.

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 5d

Queen shit. She was the 👑

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 5d

Here's the blessing:

Exodus 22:20
וְגֵר לֹא־תוֹנֶה וְלֹא תִלְחָצֶנּוּ כִּי־גֵרִים הֱיִיתֶם בְּאֶרֶץ מִצְרָיִם׃

You shall not wrong or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in the land of Egypt.

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 5d

DHS invoking a Holy War:

US Homeland Security
@DHSgov
"The Lord is my strength and my shield; my heart trusts in him and he helps me?'
- Psalm 28:7

[Photo of women holding up GOD BLESS ICE sign with police in foreground]

Homeland Security
@DHSgov
Love God. Save America. JOIN.ICE.GOV
11:29 AM • 10/5/25

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 5d

Bought two new sets of techelet - blue threaded ritual fringes for a Jewish prayer shawl. Only made in Israel, not made domestically.

15 percent tariff added on at end of sale.

There is no debating it: tariffs are paid by the consumer.

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 5d

I feel 60% relieved. I wasn't looking forward to either losing the wild card game or losing the first round best-of-three. Get the pain over with.

Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 6d

Whelp, that's pretty much it for the Colorado Rapids season.

Sure, they aren't mathematically eliminated, but they have to win against LAFC, and they need SJ, FCD, and RSL to stumble. All those teams have two matches to go. Colorado has just one.

#Rapids96

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Soccer_Rabbi, Mark Asher Goodman @rabbimarkasherg.bsky.social · 6d

If this result holds, Colorado would end the night in 10th place, outside of the playoff spots

and POR, FCD, RSL and SJ all with a game in hand.

Grim.

#Rapids96