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I make things that I think are cool, if other people enjoy them as well, that's a bonus.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
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First post goes out to my scale brothers and sisters 🦎✊! #OblivionRemaster
Why the actual fuck does the job of Senate chaplain exist?
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Why the actual fuck does the job of Senate chaplain exist?
*takes a deep breath*
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
*takes a deep breath*
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
::Prediction for Resident Evil 9::
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
::Prediction for Resident Evil 9::
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
As usual, if you plan to steal my idea just make sure I get free merchandise 😘
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As usual, if you plan to steal my idea just make sure I get free merchandise 😘
Is this cool? I mean I know it's cool, but is it cool? I don't really know much about comics even though I collected them for a while as a child.
#comics #marvel #wolverine
#comics #marvel #wolverine
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is this cool? I mean I know it's cool, but is it cool? I don't really know much about comics even though I collected them for a while as a child.
#comics #marvel #wolverine
#comics #marvel #wolverine
I guess they reached a truce ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I guess they reached a truce ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you steal the idea, just make sure I get a key 😘
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you steal the idea, just make sure I get a key 😘
Mortal Kombat is one of my favorite franchises, but I lament the fortniteification of it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Mortal Kombat is one of my favorite franchises, but I lament the fortniteification of it.
...phrasing 🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
...phrasing 🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦
This thing looks like it always freshly got the shit slapped out of it 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This thing looks like it always freshly got the shit slapped out of it 😂
President Evil
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
President Evil
I think it's going to rain, my pelvic splanchnic ganglion is flaring up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I think it's going to rain, my pelvic splanchnic ganglion is flaring up.
Fucking amateurs.
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Fucking amateurs.
Okay so maybe I don't have a future in teddy bear repair, but I think this is a valiant effort 😅
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Okay so maybe I don't have a future in teddy bear repair, but I think this is a valiant effort 😅
Has anyone made the joke "Humphrey Boggart" about a shape-shifting actor yet?
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Has anyone made the joke "Humphrey Boggart" about a shape-shifting actor yet?
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It's Always Sunny In Raccoon City
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's Always Sunny In Raccoon City
Is there a word that encapsulates the feeling of technically loving a person, not wanting to see any harm go their way or misfortune in general, but you also never want to see them again for the rest of your life?
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Is there a word that encapsulates the feeling of technically loving a person, not wanting to see any harm go their way or misfortune in general, but you also never want to see them again for the rest of your life?
@janedouglas.bsky.social I can't pick up shotgun ammo without saying "my strong steel boys" thanx for that 😋
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
@janedouglas.bsky.social I can't pick up shotgun ammo without saying "my strong steel boys" thanx for that 😋
I know it's not technically grammatically incorrect, however I despise seeing the word "but" with a capital b.
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I know it's not technically grammatically incorrect, however I despise seeing the word "but" with a capital b.
I have a friend who is a good friend, don't get that wrong... HOWEVER, invariably(beyond these three variations) whenever I send him a joke, I will receive either...
"haha"
"lol"
"lmao"
Which really makes me think he doesn't actually look at the jokes. Still love him¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"haha"
"lol"
"lmao"
Which really makes me think he doesn't actually look at the jokes. Still love him¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have a friend who is a good friend, don't get that wrong... HOWEVER, invariably(beyond these three variations) whenever I send him a joke, I will receive either...
"haha"
"lol"
"lmao"
Which really makes me think he doesn't actually look at the jokes. Still love him¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"haha"
"lol"
"lmao"
Which really makes me think he doesn't actually look at the jokes. Still love him¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM