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I make things that I think are cool, if other people enjoy them as well, that's a bonus.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
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First post goes out to my scale brothers and sisters 🦎✊! #OblivionRemaster
Why the actual fuck does the job of Senate chaplain exist?
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
*takes a deep breath*
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
But aww shucks I'm just a kid in a JRPG *kicks at ground* it'll never happen 😟 #Grandia #jrpg
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
::Prediction for Resident Evil 9::
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
As usual, if you plan to steal my idea just make sure I get free merchandise 😘
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Is this cool? I mean I know it's cool, but is it cool? I don't really know much about comics even though I collected them for a while as a child.
#comics #marvel #wolverine
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I guess they reached a truce ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you steal the idea, just make sure I get a key 😘
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Mortal Kombat is one of my favorite franchises, but I lament the fortniteification of it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
...phrasing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This thing looks like it always freshly got the shit slapped out of it 😂
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
President Evil
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think it's going to rain, my pelvic splanchnic ganglion is flaring up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Fucking amateurs.
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Okay so maybe I don't have a future in teddy bear repair, but I think this is a valiant effort 😅
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Has anyone made the joke "Humphrey Boggart" about a shape-shifting actor yet?
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It's Always Sunny In Raccoon City
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is there a word that encapsulates the feeling of technically loving a person, not wanting to see any harm go their way or misfortune in general, but you also never want to see them again for the rest of your life?
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
@janedouglas.bsky.social I can't pick up shotgun ammo without saying "my strong steel boys" thanx for that 😋
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I know it's not technically grammatically incorrect, however I despise seeing the word "but" with a capital b.
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have a friend who is a good friend, don't get that wrong... HOWEVER, invariably(beyond these three variations) whenever I send him a joke, I will receive either...

"haha"
"lol"
"lmao"

Which really makes me think he doesn't actually look at the jokes. Still love him¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don't know man, doesn't look very seaworthy to me...

#residentevil
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM