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I make things that I think are cool, if other people enjoy them as well, that's a bonus.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
If you post AI, I WILL make you feel bad about yourself.
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First post goes out to my scale brothers and sisters 🦎✊! #OblivionRemaster
That's kind of the Christians whole deal.
Do you ever get obsessed with a copy of a book that you havent yet read
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That's kind of the Christians whole deal.
To anybody who thinks other countries have the full and unredacted files, answer me this... What are they waiting for? The instant Trump is no longer president, those files lose 95% of their usefulness. There's no long game to play with this, now is the time for other countries to leverage the US.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
To anybody who thinks other countries have the full and unredacted files, answer me this... What are they waiting for? The instant Trump is no longer president, those files lose 95% of their usefulness. There's no long game to play with this, now is the time for other countries to leverage the US.
Ethan, I salute your pettiness 🫡
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ethan, I salute your pettiness 🫡
Yeah that checks out 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yeah that checks out 🙄
Generational labels(past boomers anyway) are entirely divided by the popular media each generation grew up on. When that generation grows up and make their own media, that shapes the attitudes and ideals of the next generation. There's a reason people who grew up with nicktoons are generally chill.
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Generational labels(past boomers anyway) are entirely divided by the popular media each generation grew up on. When that generation grows up and make their own media, that shapes the attitudes and ideals of the next generation. There's a reason people who grew up with nicktoons are generally chill.
::Idea for Resident Evil 2 remake mod::
Every enemy is replaced with Annette Birkin who shoots at you once and then runs out of the room screaming "YOU'LL NEVER GET THE G VIRUS!!"
Every enemy is replaced with Annette Birkin who shoots at you once and then runs out of the room screaming "YOU'LL NEVER GET THE G VIRUS!!"
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
::Idea for Resident Evil 2 remake mod::
Every enemy is replaced with Annette Birkin who shoots at you once and then runs out of the room screaming "YOU'LL NEVER GET THE G VIRUS!!"
Every enemy is replaced with Annette Birkin who shoots at you once and then runs out of the room screaming "YOU'LL NEVER GET THE G VIRUS!!"
When do we get the prequel "The Younger Scrolls"?
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
When do we get the prequel "The Younger Scrolls"?
While brevity may be the soul of wit, repetition is the loud wet fart of comedy.
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
While brevity may be the soul of wit, repetition is the loud wet fart of comedy.
*looking at something beautiful*
...they should have sent a podcaster🥹
...they should have sent a podcaster🥹
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
*looking at something beautiful*
...they should have sent a podcaster🥹
...they should have sent a podcaster🥹
I would like to see a challenge run of Dark Souls 1 with three times the enemies but every single enemy including bosses is a demon tree and you can only use axes, obviously.
Someone should get on that.
Someone should get on that.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I would like to see a challenge run of Dark Souls 1 with three times the enemies but every single enemy including bosses is a demon tree and you can only use axes, obviously.
Someone should get on that.
Someone should get on that.
I would like to see someone do a challenge run of Resident Evil 2 remaster with three times the enemies but all of the enemies are elliots crawling torso.
Someone should really get on that.
Someone should really get on that.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I would like to see someone do a challenge run of Resident Evil 2 remaster with three times the enemies but all of the enemies are elliots crawling torso.
Someone should really get on that.
Someone should really get on that.
Right when their fingers are about to touch, God playfully slaps Adam's finger away and keeps moving in closer with his finger extended towards his crotch... fade to black.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Right when their fingers are about to touch, God playfully slaps Adam's finger away and keeps moving in closer with his finger extended towards his crotch... fade to black.
Genuinely no offense to everyone and their families, but holy shit all of your Thanksgiving meals look like ass. Next time grow up in an Italian household, serves you right.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Genuinely no offense to everyone and their families, but holy shit all of your Thanksgiving meals look like ass. Next time grow up in an Italian household, serves you right.
The male loneliness epidemic is real, so is the female loneliness epidemic. They are both fueled by insipid right-wing baby brained thought and perpetuated by podcasts, shorts, reels and tiktoks. All coming out of the mouths of people who have never been in a real relationship.
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The male loneliness epidemic is real, so is the female loneliness epidemic. They are both fueled by insipid right-wing baby brained thought and perpetuated by podcasts, shorts, reels and tiktoks. All coming out of the mouths of people who have never been in a real relationship.
Society: there's other fish in the sea
Me: I don't want to eat or fuck a fish.
Me: I don't want to eat or fuck a fish.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Society: there's other fish in the sea
Me: I don't want to eat or fuck a fish.
Me: I don't want to eat or fuck a fish.
The end is in sight and my mind remains strong however the spirit withers with every passing day. One level a day.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The end is in sight and my mind remains strong however the spirit withers with every passing day. One level a day.
@anjigames.bsky.social any chance for a stability patch on Xbox for the crashing problem? If you can't figure out how to fix that, then just add in more frequent autosaves. Your game is extremely fun and I would like to play it for more than 10 minutes at a time, minus how long it takes to catch up
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@anjigames.bsky.social any chance for a stability patch on Xbox for the crashing problem? If you can't figure out how to fix that, then just add in more frequent autosaves. Your game is extremely fun and I would like to play it for more than 10 minutes at a time, minus how long it takes to catch up
Why the actual fuck does the job of Senate chaplain exist?
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Why the actual fuck does the job of Senate chaplain exist?
*takes a deep breath*
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
*takes a deep breath*
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
I can feel it in my lun*coughing fit*...gs
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
::Prediction for Resident Evil 9::
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
::Prediction for Resident Evil 9::
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
You enter a basement among ruins to find Robert Kendo's secret workshop. Inside you find a prototype gun he was working on.
As usual, if you plan to steal my idea just make sure I get free merchandise 😘
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As usual, if you plan to steal my idea just make sure I get free merchandise 😘
Is this cool? I mean I know it's cool, but is it cool? I don't really know much about comics even though I collected them for a while as a child.
#comics #marvel #wolverine
#comics #marvel #wolverine
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is this cool? I mean I know it's cool, but is it cool? I don't really know much about comics even though I collected them for a while as a child.
#comics #marvel #wolverine
#comics #marvel #wolverine