raoul puke
@raoulpuke.bsky.social
scared weird little guy ~ bipolar brain and failing body ~ retired fssw, public health worker, and master of none ~ he 🏳️⚧️
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
Well, AI took my job lmao
Editing clients are starting to ask for their text to be made to sound less AI-written, and my autistic ass is not quite the man for the job
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Well, AI took my job lmao
I actually saw the Dead Kennedys this year! It was sick
Ramones but toughhhhh choices
imagine its 1979, you're approached by four different friends who all have an extra concert ticket for a show on the same night
your choices are:
-The Ramones
-The Clash
-Joy Division
-Dead Kennedys
who do you go see?
your choices are:
-The Ramones
-The Clash
-Joy Division
-Dead Kennedys
who do you go see?
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I actually saw the Dead Kennedys this year! It was sick
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wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...
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FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
FUCK THE SALVATON ARMY - dashare.zone ADMIN
Volunteers offered me a free hot meal in the city on Friday night. I will not be dressing better though
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Volunteers offered me a free hot meal in the city on Friday night. I will not be dressing better though
The Child was recently pretending to be a bat, running in circles going ‘I’m a batty boy!’ 😬
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The Child was recently pretending to be a bat, running in circles going ‘I’m a batty boy!’ 😬
I wonder what proportion of mac and cheese and chicken nugget sales is to autists
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I wonder what proportion of mac and cheese and chicken nugget sales is to autists
My poor anxious ginger cat was startled by a fart
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My poor anxious ginger cat was startled by a fart
35 °C and not quite summer, normal habitable planet
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
35 °C and not quite summer, normal habitable planet
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i just remembered i meant to post this card my boyfriend made me for our anniversary this year
July 9, 2023 at 4:43 AM
i just remembered i meant to post this card my boyfriend made me for our anniversary this year
My brain has created ‘carpet scratchers’ as a slur for cats
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My brain has created ‘carpet scratchers’ as a slur for cats
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
I feel that my spine xray report could have just said kyphotic instead of calling me Johnny Deformed
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I feel that my spine xray report could have just said kyphotic instead of calling me Johnny Deformed
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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets
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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets
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I just had a flashback to being an anorexic teen and sleeping with the window open in winter because shivering burns calories. I had forgotten how absolutely cooked ED brain gets
I’m far too high for this, none of this
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’m far too high for this, none of this
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I have a joke about the Tower of Babel but you wouldn't understand it
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I have a joke about the Tower of Babel but you wouldn't understand it
Nausea is probably not quite as bad as pain but boy it’s close
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Nausea is probably not quite as bad as pain but boy it’s close
My bird bones and I have finally been to the gym on consecutive days, please clap
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
My bird bones and I have finally been to the gym on consecutive days, please clap
The uber radio is playing East 17 and I still know every word
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The uber radio is playing East 17 and I still know every word
Someone has a pet pigeon called Stanley Coobrick omg
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Someone has a pet pigeon called Stanley Coobrick omg
I came home today to the cats seemingly having turned on the tv
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I came home today to the cats seemingly having turned on the tv
Look at these little creatures I met at yoga
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Look at these little creatures I met at yoga
A girl asked for my number to text me a photo she took of my butt (with a cat during kitten yoga). Not sure if hitting on me or perceiving me as a harmless gay but definitely one of those, right
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A girl asked for my number to text me a photo she took of my butt (with a cat during kitten yoga). Not sure if hitting on me or perceiving me as a harmless gay but definitely one of those, right