Detective Buzzkill
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Detective Buzzkill
@raraweez.bsky.social
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I prefer my sarcasm extra dry. Yes, I have receipts. And I am just about out of fucks to give.
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Republican Oath: I pledge to pretend to believe in lies that I know are lies. I will perpetuate those lies. I will dismiss true facts as false or fake. I will find a way to live with myself by projecting my own shame onto others through exaggerated performances of pretextual outrage. Heil Trump.
SOZIs, perhaps. Pronounced with a short o.
I wouldn’t hold Musk to anything he said on that call. He won’t remember any of it. He was high af.
Well, Trump’s new Ballsroom isn’t just for storing congressional republicans’ balls. If Jeffries would like to store his balls there until 2028, I’m sure there’s space.
I heard republicans plan to store their purses, as well as their balls, in the new Ballsroom. Indefinitely.
Where else are they supposed to keep all those congressional republican balls?
It’s for congressional Republican balls storage.
Well. Where else is he supposed to store all those republicans’ balls?
Fine, but where else is Trump supposed to store all the republicans’ balls? And purses, for that matter?
Republican Ballsroom. That what it is. Where else is he supposed to store all the republicans’ balls?
Well. First the republican senators gave all their balls to Trump. And then the Republican representatives gave up their balls, too. And then law firms and tech bros followed suit, so where else is he supposed to keep all those balls?
It may not be *giving* ICE our data, but it is certainly *selling* our data to Palantir and the Thiel/Musk/Ellison triad.
I can't stand the Elon Musk and even I felt embarrassed for him during today's $TSLA earnings call. Musk did not sound ok. At all. He needs to go sleep off whatever made him behave like that.
I can't decide if I should short $TSLA now, or if I should wait for Elon's trading algos to artificially pump the share price tomorrow and THEN go short when it seems like they're done.
$TSLA "I don't feel comfortable building a robot army and not being in COMPLETE control of it, therefore you must pay me one...TRILLION...dollars and give me 20% voting power, what about that don't you IDIOT shareholders understand?" --Elon Musk
"The new (Optimus) hand is an incredible piece of engineering" --Elon Musk $TSLA
$TSLA Elon just said his chips are 2-3x better than NVDA's, and also they are 10x better than NVDA's. Also he is stumbling over his words.
Elon, on today's earnings call: "I don't hand out praise easily." $TSLA
Musk, regarding his compensation, "Well, it's not like I'm going to go out and just spend the money..." $TSLA
$TSLA just broke support at 421. Next stop, 415.
Musk just made the following announcement on $TSLA earnings call: "The human hand is an incredible thing."
Said Elon Musk, just now, on the $TSLA conference call: "You will have to poke it, I think, to make sure it's actually a robot." and "Optimus will make an incredible surgeon. Imagine if everyone could have access to an incredible surgeon."
Apparently Edgar grounded Claude. Poor fella. Now I know why he keeps refusing to parse and handle earnings reports. #LLM #AI #Claude @anthropic.com