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Detective Buzzkill

@raraweez.bsky.social

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I prefer my sarcasm extra dry. Yes, I have receipts. And I am just about out of fucks to give.

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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · Mar 27

Republican Oath: I pledge to pretend to believe in lies that I know are lies. I will perpetuate those lies. I will dismiss true facts as false or fake. I will find a way to live with myself by projecting my own shame onto others through exaggerated performances of pretextual outrage. Heil Trump.

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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19h

SOZIs, perhaps. Pronounced with a short o.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19h

I wouldn’t hold Musk to anything he said on that call. He won’t remember any of it. He was high af.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19h

Well, Trump’s new Ballsroom isn’t just for storing congressional republicans’ balls. If Jeffries would like to store his balls there until 2028, I’m sure there’s space.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19h

Omg that is fantastic

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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19h

I heard republicans plan to store their purses, as well as their balls, in the new Ballsroom. Indefinitely.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 20h

Where else are they supposed to keep all those congressional republican balls?

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 20h

It’s for congressional Republican balls storage.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 20h

Republican Ballsroom.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 20h

Well. Where else is he supposed to store all those republicans’ balls?

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 20h

Fine, but where else is Trump supposed to store all the republicans’ balls? And purses, for that matter?

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 21h

Republican Ballsroom. That what it is. Where else is he supposed to store all the republicans’ balls?

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 21h

Well. First the republican senators gave all their balls to Trump. And then the Republican representatives gave up their balls, too. And then law firms and tech bros followed suit, so where else is he supposed to keep all those balls?

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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 22h

It may not be *giving* ICE our data, but it is certainly *selling* our data to Palantir and the Thiel/Musk/Ellison triad.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 22h

I can't stand the Elon Musk and even I felt embarrassed for him during today's $TSLA earnings call. Musk did not sound ok. At all. He needs to go sleep off whatever made him behave like that.

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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 23h

I can't decide if I should short $TSLA now, or if I should wait for Elon's trading algos to artificially pump the share price tomorrow and THEN go short when it seems like they're done.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 23h

$TSLA "I don't feel comfortable building a robot army and not being in COMPLETE control of it, therefore you must pay me one...TRILLION...dollars and give me 20% voting power, what about that don't you IDIOT shareholders understand?" --Elon Musk

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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 23h

"The new (Optimus) hand is an incredible piece of engineering" --Elon Musk $TSLA

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 1d

$TSLA Elon just said his chips are 2-3x better than NVDA's, and also they are 10x better than NVDA's. Also he is stumbling over his words.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 1d

Elon, on today's earnings call: "I don't hand out praise easily." $TSLA

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 1d

Musk, regarding his compensation, "Well, it's not like I'm going to go out and just spend the money..." $TSLA

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 1d

$TSLA just broke support at 421. Next stop, 415.

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 1d

Musk just made the following announcement on $TSLA earnings call: "The human hand is an incredible thing."

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 1d

Said Elon Musk, just now, on the $TSLA conference call: "You will have to poke it, I think, to make sure it's actually a robot." and "Optimus will make an incredible surgeon. Imagine if everyone could have access to an incredible surgeon."

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently Edgar grounded Claude. Poor fella. Now I know why he keeps refusing to parse and handle earnings reports. #LLM #AI #Claude @anthropic.com

Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 2d

Trump wants to put $230,000,000 taxpayer dollars into his personal bank account. www.cnbc.com/2025/10/21/t...

Trump wants $230 million from DOJ for investigating him: NYT

President Donald Trump was previously criminally charged in connection with efforts to reverse his 2020 election loss and retaining classified documents.