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> Hear about the song "Silent Night"
> look inside
> not silent
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The government.
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hey guys I did the math

In 2012 Disney bought Star Wars for $4.05 billion dollars

The six movies at the time are 13 hours and 25 minutes

That is 48,300 seconds

That is $83,850 per second

Ben Quadinaros is on screen for 18 of those seconds

That means Disney paid $1,509,300 for Ben Quadinaros
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dear " ""Santa"" ", (mom and dad),
[(Car●l and Stewart)],
😠
{[(Liars!!)]}

❤️
Love,
Evan and Sarah
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm ready.
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
So the other day I met a guy named Steve and he had a peg leg.

I was like, "lol what is the name of your other leg??"
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Line
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Drink a beer. Hungry? Drink a beer.
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
FURRY THANKSGIVING:

- COMMISSIONS CLOSED turkey
- BREADABLE biscuits
- SHE'S MASHING IT potatoes
- MOMMY MILKER mac n cheese
- PIZZA found in the hallway
- FEMBOY stuffing
- SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY ham
- beans
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Went to one of those audience participation screenings for The Wizard of Oz.

Worst mistake of my life.

Halfway through they started throwing asbestos back and forth.
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Working in customer service be like:
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Creature
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Nature is beautiful.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Congrats Mamdani.
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
One of my favorite game is Hades. In Hades, you play as Hades, from the House of Hades. You must travel through the land of Hades (which is called Hades) to escape Hades, and at the end of Hades, you defeat the final boss of Hades: Hades.
October 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I thought Rashomon was a pokémon but it turned out I didn't remember it right.
September 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me three times, shame on me.

Fool me four times, shame on me.

Fool me five times, shame on me.

Fool me six times, shame on me.

Fool me seven times, shame on me.

Fool me eight times, shame on me.

Fool me nine times, shame on me.
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Kitty litter and CPUs are made of the same thing.
August 31, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Downtown Abbey
August 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you have to use the self checkout, they should give you a discount.
August 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Snowmen are evil.
August 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
August 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Archival Footage
July 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
🎻

July 17, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Went to the flea market today.

Not a single flea for sale.

Four hours of my life wasted.
July 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM