Happy Valentine's day.
Good luck.
Good luck.
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Happy Valentine's day.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Potential controversial changes for a popular online messaging app has created a lot of discord.
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Potential controversial changes for a popular online messaging app has created a lot of discord.
I don't care what anyone says, furries in the 1890's were LIT 🔥🔥
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February 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I don't care what anyone says, furries in the 1890's were LIT 🔥🔥
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life sad me give no sad future be me build system give me SpaceX moon give me you
Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd
This is one of things. Bigtime.
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
life sad me give no sad future be me build system give me SpaceX moon give me you
Why do they call it football? You don't even kick them in the balls.
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Why do they call it football? You don't even kick them in the balls.
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February 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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The reason I'm single is because I spent $900 dollars on stuffed animals and if I got a partner I would stop cuddling them, resulting in a substantial sunk cost.
January 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
The reason I'm single is because I spent $900 dollars on stuffed animals and if I got a partner I would stop cuddling them, resulting in a substantial sunk cost.
Imagine showing up to the Doomsday Clock Announcement and the guy makes full eye contact with you and then pushes the hand even MORE closer to midnight.
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Imagine showing up to the Doomsday Clock Announcement and the guy makes full eye contact with you and then pushes the hand even MORE closer to midnight.
Look at how pissed off Ray Kroc is after finding out that one of his franchise's McDonald's is using lettuce in the burgers.
Look at Ray Kroc's twisted expression. The combination of disgust, pain, and wry amusement. This was the moment Grimace was born.
Look at Ray Kroc's twisted expression. The combination of disgust, pain, and wry amusement. This was the moment Grimace was born.
January 27, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Look at how pissed off Ray Kroc is after finding out that one of his franchise's McDonald's is using lettuce in the burgers.
Look at Ray Kroc's twisted expression. The combination of disgust, pain, and wry amusement. This was the moment Grimace was born.
Look at Ray Kroc's twisted expression. The combination of disgust, pain, and wry amusement. This was the moment Grimace was born.
It is time to evolve from violent language.
Also be sure to watch the new Avenger's Doomsday, only in theaters December 18, 2026. Starring Robert (Downey) Junior as Mr. Doom.
Also be sure to watch the new Avenger's Doomsday, only in theaters December 18, 2026. Starring Robert (Downey) Junior as Mr. Doom.
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It is time to evolve from violent language.
Also be sure to watch the new Avenger's Doomsday, only in theaters December 18, 2026. Starring Robert (Downey) Junior as Mr. Doom.
Also be sure to watch the new Avenger's Doomsday, only in theaters December 18, 2026. Starring Robert (Downey) Junior as Mr. Doom.
Capitalism? More like capitalism lol
Edit: The second "capitalism" is meant to say "crapitalism" but I don't know how to fix it I apologize for the inconvenience.
Edit: The second "capitalism" is meant to say "crapitalism" but I don't know how to fix it I apologize for the inconvenience.
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Capitalism? More like capitalism lol
Edit: The second "capitalism" is meant to say "crapitalism" but I don't know how to fix it I apologize for the inconvenience.
Edit: The second "capitalism" is meant to say "crapitalism" but I don't know how to fix it I apologize for the inconvenience.
He warned us about the future and we MOCKED him.
January 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
He warned us about the future and we MOCKED him.
If you can play the piano you can play the organ.
They are the same instrument.
They are the same instrument.
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
If you can play the piano you can play the organ.
They are the same instrument.
They are the same instrument.
Back in fourth grade my classmates and I invented these mini handheld Tesla coils made out of AA batteries and bent paper clips. We would poke each other to shoot electric shocks and shout, "Haha you just got Oppenheimered!"
We were three at the time.
We were three at the time.
January 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Back in fourth grade my classmates and I invented these mini handheld Tesla coils made out of AA batteries and bent paper clips. We would poke each other to shoot electric shocks and shout, "Haha you just got Oppenheimered!"
We were three at the time.
We were three at the time.
> Hear about the song "Silent Night"
> look inside
> not silent
> look inside
> not silent
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
> Hear about the song "Silent Night"
> look inside
> not silent
> look inside
> not silent
Hey guys I did the math
In 2012 Disney bought Star Wars for $4.05 billion dollars
The six movies at the time are 13 hours and 25 minutes
That is 48,300 seconds
That is $83,850 per second
Ben Quadinaros is on screen for 18 of those seconds
That means Disney paid $1,509,300 for Ben Quadinaros
In 2012 Disney bought Star Wars for $4.05 billion dollars
The six movies at the time are 13 hours and 25 minutes
That is 48,300 seconds
That is $83,850 per second
Ben Quadinaros is on screen for 18 of those seconds
That means Disney paid $1,509,300 for Ben Quadinaros
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hey guys I did the math
In 2012 Disney bought Star Wars for $4.05 billion dollars
The six movies at the time are 13 hours and 25 minutes
That is 48,300 seconds
That is $83,850 per second
Ben Quadinaros is on screen for 18 of those seconds
That means Disney paid $1,509,300 for Ben Quadinaros
In 2012 Disney bought Star Wars for $4.05 billion dollars
The six movies at the time are 13 hours and 25 minutes
That is 48,300 seconds
That is $83,850 per second
Ben Quadinaros is on screen for 18 of those seconds
That means Disney paid $1,509,300 for Ben Quadinaros
Dear " ""Santa"" ", (mom and dad),
[(Car●l and Stewart)],
😠
{[(Liars!!)]}
❤️
Love,
Evan and Sarah
[(Car●l and Stewart)],
😠
{[(Liars!!)]}
❤️
Love,
Evan and Sarah
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dear " ""Santa"" ", (mom and dad),
[(Car●l and Stewart)],
😠
{[(Liars!!)]}
❤️
Love,
Evan and Sarah
[(Car●l and Stewart)],
😠
{[(Liars!!)]}
❤️
Love,
Evan and Sarah
So the other day I met a guy named Steve and he had a peg leg.
I was like, "lol what is the name of your other leg??"
I was like, "lol what is the name of your other leg??"
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
So the other day I met a guy named Steve and he had a peg leg.
I was like, "lol what is the name of your other leg??"
I was like, "lol what is the name of your other leg??"
The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Drink a beer. Hungry? Drink a beer.
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The airport is a lawless place. 7am? Drink a beer. Tired? Drink a beer. Hungry? Drink a beer.