Ray Ratto
Ray Ratto
@rayratto.bsky.social
Defector dancing bear.
I don't know the bookbinding lingo for it but I truly enjoy the use of 🎾-colored stock in @girinathan.bsky.social's CHANGEOVER (the 📄-colored contents of which I also truly enjoy)
September 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@amytrask.bsky.social Looks like the NFL version of a toothpick.
August 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Seems fair enough to return the sentiment to you.
@rayratto.bsky.social Fuck you asshole snarky shit
July 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
UCLA Becomes A Player At Last, via Defector.com: defector.com/ucla-finally...
March 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The AFC South is getting chippy at the weirdest time, via Defector.com: defector.com/you-cant-say...
March 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Jake Bauers is the destroyer of legends, via Defector.com: defector.com/aaron-judge-...
March 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Send your list and I'll send you mine.
bring back shunning
March 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Can you walk for me tomorrow?
extremely normal energy cadence
March 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Reposted by Ray Ratto
extremely normal energy cadence
March 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Editing something I wrote, is my guess.
everyone is scared to get on planes now but not me. I’m still convinced I’ll die in a much more embarrassing way
February 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
When will the NFL expand to New York City?
Good morning boys and girls. Time for your Sunday Q&A. Ask me any serious question you have about the NFL offseason and I’ll answer it as best I can.
February 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"Way way" cooler, or just"way" cooler?
I beg to differ, those jeans weren’t bell bottoms, they were bootcut. Which are way, way cooler.
February 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Eagles Make Their Fans Believe In The Eagles, via Defector.com: defector.com/the-eagles-s...
February 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hubie Brown's Last Game Was Just One More Game, via Defector.com: defector.com/there-could-...
February 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The Game Better Be Damned Good, via defector.com: defector.com/the-superb-o...
February 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Aaron Rodgers Goes The Way Of All Jets, via Defector.com: defector.com/aaron-rodger...
February 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yeah, but what have you done lately?
I'm the woman who introduced sports marketers to the phrase "hits different." Every day I wake up on my private island to the smell of fresh caviar. I lift my collection of Rodins in my mansion's weight room. I license "Hey Jude" for my live stream where I bid on luxury jets.
January 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Nice sweatshirt.
see u soon Dallas
December 7, 2024 at 8:53 PM
And since you aren't playing, you are doing this right.
Awful to play in, immensely satisfying to watch from underneath my fleecy blanket
December 2, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Not as good as him painting your house.
My 16yo called me and told me he’d like to start painting at my house, and that is such a surprise and I couldn’t be happier about it.
November 27, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Do not feel compelled to do anything. You are free, and must not be shackled to fashion demands.
The only issue is that I’m going to have to change out of sweatpants and wear a bra. Probably.
November 20, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Yell at them. Shake your fist at them and growl "Why I oughta." Steal their company car. They need to react to the customer.
November 13, 2024 at 1:56 AM
@maitreyiaa.bsky.social Hello, young youth. How's it going?
November 12, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I am in genuine awe of anyone above the age of 11 who can complete 13 passes for 45 yards.
November 11, 2024 at 3:26 AM