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Razzle Dazzle
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Ozone aficionado
My muscle car has a higher krankenstien than my duel rectifier.
On a never ending search for tone.
If you find it, let me know would ya?
Put me on blast? See the future.
Pinned
Hop in kids,

We’re going to a speak easy
Is that a million dollars in jewelry?
December 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
While no one expected Rivers to win today, I just wanna say that that was pretty entertaining
December 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Detroit season is over
December 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One week till my birthday
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What do you call a chicken who counts her eggs?

A mathamachicken
December 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
One day an eye of Newt will backfire and it will be all over for you witches
One day the @support.bsky.team team will fix the alerts and rid the glitches.
One day I'm gonna get some hydrocortisone cream and it will be all over for you itches.
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Who’s up for Sunday brunch?
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I had no idea an anaconda was a finishing move
December 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wonder if drumpf will invite him to the oval

Not really. I know the answer to that
The 2025 Heisman Trophy winner is Fernando Mendoza.

Indiana’s first-ever winner!
December 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
🎵🎵

I don’t wanna pickle

I just wanna ride on my motorcycle
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
What’s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Epstein’s pal Drumpf
Feral Cat Takeover
Deranged horse infestation
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Makes sense now

I wondered before what n earth did drumpf and Bannon have in common for them to meet and now I know

child rape. That’s what
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Those creamcicle unis

Ick
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Two days after his piece (no pun intended) prize he seizes a tanker

That’s an act of war folks

Look it up under embargo

Do something you spineless fracks
December 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Elons nightstand
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM