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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one.

@rdewalt.bsky.social

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 1d

for a second, I thought you were "Shingles? That's for old people..."

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 1d

I know, but there might be reasons I don't understand. Like why can't my kids get the shots, but have to go to the pediatrician, who says "go to the pharmacy" and... its a mess.

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 1d

Well, I mean, if a Trump had to have qualifications to hold a job, they'd have no jobs at all.

That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 1d

o_0??

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 1d

Just shingles, flu and pneumonia for me, couldn't get the COVID booster sure to they only had "for 65 and older" doses... And I'm not that old yet.

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 1d

There WAS one, they turned it into the Popeyes near Target/Best Buy...

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 1d

Got a few vaccination updates tonight.

I can't believe that Getting Vax'ed feels like REBELLION now.

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

I did, my county and state went blue and sent Dems. I've voted Dem since Clinton the First. I'm tired of "strongly worded letters".

That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

ICE isn't going to let him out of the BUILDING let alone the parking lot. This is not about justice, this is racism. He's as much a member of MS-13 Tren De Agua as I am.

And I'm so white that I'm the guy Taco Bell advertses to.

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, RFK Jr is standing behind him, looking like the drunk uncle at a wedding, waiting for the priest to say "Amen" so he can get back to the open bar.

The other two? They're just warming up their lips for the Orange Cheeks Worship Hour after this.

That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

Every single 30-45 second clip of him talking, is tied for "Dumbest thing he's ever said" I mean, STATISTICALLY you'd think he'd tell the truth ONCE or twice?

He is one of the top five people I am going to keep the obituary of forever.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

I abstain from the give away, I just wanted to say they're gorgeous and I do not have anywhere near the talent they deserve. And I've reposted so others hopefully get introduced to the awesome.

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Red Lori Bright Eyes Pissed Off American @redloribrighteyes.bsky.social · 2d

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

Hey Atlantic?

Simping for Trump is like thinking the Stripper likes you.

Oscar the Grouch is far more deserving of a Nobel Prize than Trump.

That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

I have had to explain to TWO people today "Recurse" is not the same as "Recuse"

THREE if autocorrect counts.

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

That really is amazing. And I am glad that my experience with UPS is the outlier. I'm willing to take one for the team if other people have amazing shipping service.

That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

Oooh, so let me guess. You sent a strongly worded letter to them?

We know you have as much power in Congress as I do Hakeem.

Or at least, that is how it is coming across.

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

Mike there looks like a little kid waiting for dad's attention.

If it comes out that he's a pedophile, there will be precisely zero people in this world who will be surprised.

That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

Screenshots of them not moving and getting asked "Hey, why is this guy sitting here for four hours?" several times did not help.

But yeah, that was useful, because I've had times where if I am NOT AT THE DOOR, they put a note and fuck off and I can't get my package for days.

That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

Back when they used to have a "follow the truck" tracker, I'd see the truck go past my house, and then past again, each time thinking "Oh, I'm next" and go wait for the package. But NOPE, drive past, then fuck off across town. I've never once had UPS drop my stuff off before 5pm.

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

UPS Delivering at 8 am?

I didn't think they delivered before 5pm.

Because EVERY single time I get a package through them, without fail, I am THE LAST package on the truck and the guy is done for the day. And I'm not even rural.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 3d

Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50!

#FightFireWithFire

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I'm not as sad about it as I would have been ten years ago. He's never once said it wasn't about the money. His act has stagnated. It's basically Either "I'm Fat" or "I'm Hispanic" and the five or six funny voices he does.

I just... haven't truly enjoyed a comedian since Robin Williams died.

That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 3d

All but five of those comedians, I had NO idea who the hell they were. Of those five, Gabriel Iglesias was the ONLY one I was remotely "Oh man..." But fuck him. He was never one to hide from fat checks. The rest, I knew would sell their souls to the highest bidder.

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That Ryan Guy, no, the other one. @rdewalt.bsky.social · 3d

I have daughters. I will never consider any state where they have less rights than a gun.

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