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@readystatefail.bsky.social
I live in the hills of Galloway, Scotland. Often found outdoors. YYYY-MM-DD enthusiast. #PHP and #MODX dev. Whippet lover. Photography. Music: https://readystatefail.bandcamp.com
Finally!
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Come back to Masto!
December 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Utterly glorious 👌
December 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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There's one simple way to save our swifts - require that all new buildings above a certain size include a swift nesting brick.

Co-sign @markruskell.bsky.social's proposal to show your support before MSPs vote on Wednesday.

greens.scot/saveourswifts
Safe homes for Scotland’s swifts
Safe homes for Scotland’s swifts -
greens.scot
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
That's Eyre Point Lighthouse at the south end of Rassay with Skye beyond: maps.app.goo.gl/b8B6w8GXfx4z...
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I only ever listen to music backwards, for this very reason.
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 AM
You didn't specify which one is Lusardi .. ?
September 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Summer vacation is officially over on this Friday August 1st. I hope you are ready to learn stuff. By listening!
After a shamefully decadent three year sabbatical, STR's educational "Learning by Listening" tape series will return next month with the biggest (C80!) and most academickest volume yet. If you are unfamiliar with our highly-prestigious pedagogical system, please consult the digital pamphlet below.
July 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I did it! Westernmost point of mainland Scotland. It was wild and atmospheric. A month since reaching the easternmost point at Peterhead.
July 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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SPECIAL PROMOTION:

For one week we offer the following 3-for-2 program:
When you purchase two tapes, you may select another one for free. Just write which additional tape you want as a comment on your order. No funny stuff.

Also during this period, the digital discography is discounted by 85%.
May 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Just to clarify on a point. In this scenario - do I legally own the hornet as well as the tape?
May 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ooh nice!
May 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Just had a nosey outside - we can literally only see trees and sky from here but couldn't see anything unusual. V bright moon right enough.
April 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hmm .. I came back over the hills from Moniaive around 9pm this eve and the sky was *stunning* but clear looking out on the Galloway Hills .. now back home in our little forest-wrapped scoop so can't see shit! I could climb a hill to look but it's late 🤪Been lots of warnings though, eh?
April 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey Robert - Just about to get into this!

Will there be vinyl .... ?
December 10, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Sending good vibes across the GFP, Stuart 👋
August 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Not to forget that The Two Ronnies actual detectives sketch, "The Detectives", had a fine theme by Alan Tew!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J14o...
The Detectives (Long Version)
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard Enterprises The Detectives (Long Version) · Alan Tew Drama Suite Part I ℗ 2006 THEMES INTERNATIONAL MUSIC LTD Released on: 1976-01-01 Music Publisher: THEMES INTERNATIONAL MUSIC LTD Auto-generated by YouTube.
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June 25, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Quite addictive this isn't it? What I find fascinating is that regardless of the atmosphere, intent or emotion offered by the original tune - this technique rips it all out and trivialises it completely. Everything just sounds like a primary school day trip.

readystate.fail/downloads/cr...
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June 13, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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June 10, 2024 at 9:39 PM
June 9, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Aw man that's a shame - no joy with the bingo here.
March 18, 2024 at 4:48 PM
@frenchbloke.bsky.social .. I think you shared a link [aaaages ago] to a ridiculously clever version of Blue Monday .. in 6/8 or triplets or something! Struggling to find it - any ideas?
March 18, 2024 at 2:10 PM
@frenchbloke.bsky.social ... did you ever pick up a DAT machine? Fun to be had, surely ...
February 18, 2024 at 10:43 PM
"Music for Airports in the Age of Climate Change" by @audioobscura.bsky.social is currently shaking my floor 👍
February 13, 2024 at 10:56 AM