Doug
@realadhdoug.bsky.social
CLE OH✈️ WS NC. He/they. ADHD. Introvert. Ace. Data analyst. Rhynestone Fanboy. Some things I like: #CBB, #WNBA, #BBN, audiobooks, language, metalcore, tattoos, pizza, standup, the Schurniverse, the MCU, #RStats, #DataViz, gardening, nature, & cats
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Doug
@realadhdoug.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Hi new followers, I’m Doug and this is a picture of me standing slack-jawed in my kitchen pointing at my I voted sticker like a virtue-signaling jackass. Look at me look at me I did the bare minimum!
Anyway, I thought I’d say a bit about what you might expect from following me, besides sarcasm…
Anyway, I thought I’d say a bit about what you might expect from following me, besides sarcasm…
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All American Rejects
February 6, 2026 at 5:16 AM
All American Rejects
Not that fiscal responsibility is the principle issue here, but I would really love to see exactly how much taxpayer money was spent on this many agents spending this many months to redact the Epstein Files this badly.
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Not that fiscal responsibility is the principle issue here, but I would really love to see exactly how much taxpayer money was spent on this many agents spending this many months to redact the Epstein Files this badly.
Wow these technical foul calls are out of control…
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Wow these technical foul calls are out of control…
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State’s on a roll lately
January 30, 2026 at 1:41 AM
State’s on a roll lately
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It doesn't matter what the Constitution says. If the government can execute you on the street or in your own home on a whim, you have no rights. None.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
It doesn't matter what the Constitution says. If the government can execute you on the street or in your own home on a whim, you have no rights. None.
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"If someone tells you it is raining and another tells you it is dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the ****ing window and find out which is true"
Jonathan Foster, on journalism
Jonathan Foster, on journalism
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 PM
"If someone tells you it is raining and another tells you it is dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the ****ing window and find out which is true"
Jonathan Foster, on journalism
Jonathan Foster, on journalism
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
Back then, we thought learning to share in Kindergarten as simply learninghow to get along with others. Today, they would call it Marxist ideology…
January 23, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Back then, we thought learning to share in Kindergarten as simply learninghow to get along with others. Today, they would call it Marxist ideology…
I…don’t think this is actually him. The grammar is nearly impeccable and the the ALL CAPS aren’t totally random. I think someone is definitely posting on his behalf at this point
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I…don’t think this is actually him. The grammar is nearly impeccable and the the ALL CAPS aren’t totally random. I think someone is definitely posting on his behalf at this point
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Collin Chandler was feelin' it 🔥😮💨
18 PTS (5-9 FG, 6-6 FT) | 7 REB | 2 STL
18 PTS (5-9 FG, 6-6 FT) | 7 REB | 2 STL
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Collin Chandler was feelin' it 🔥😮💨
18 PTS (5-9 FG, 6-6 FT) | 7 REB | 2 STL
18 PTS (5-9 FG, 6-6 FT) | 7 REB | 2 STL
This “Board of Peace” is some real-life dystopian supervillain shit.
I’m continually baffled by the allegiance all of these people are pledging to the Orange Skull.
We’re all just collectively dreaming this, right?
I’m continually baffled by the allegiance all of these people are pledging to the Orange Skull.
We’re all just collectively dreaming this, right?
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a red skull on it
Alt: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a red skull on it. Soldiers saluting “heil hydra”
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:27 PM
This “Board of Peace” is some real-life dystopian supervillain shit.
I’m continually baffled by the allegiance all of these people are pledging to the Orange Skull.
We’re all just collectively dreaming this, right?
I’m continually baffled by the allegiance all of these people are pledging to the Orange Skull.
We’re all just collectively dreaming this, right?
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Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Trump in Davos, Switzerland:
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
"Without us, right now you'd all be speaking German".
German is the main language of Switzerland.
People get ready Jesus is coming 😂
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
People get ready Jesus is coming 😂
What time does Kentucky play tomorrow night? And no, I’m not asking when the tip-off is—I’m asking what time the second half starts 😂 #BBN
January 20, 2026 at 6:36 PM
What time does Kentucky play tomorrow night? And no, I’m not asking when the tip-off is—I’m asking what time the second half starts 😂 #BBN
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
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I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
Two subsequent posts in my feed just perfectly encapsulated the absurdity of GOP fear-mongering
January 16, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Two subsequent posts in my feed just perfectly encapsulated the absurdity of GOP fear-mongering
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donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
donald trump has received the nobel peace prize in the way that michael scott declared bankruptcy
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📣Corvallis is a forming a new R-Ladies group and hosing their first event on Jan 22 at 5:30 pm at Common Fields. Details and an RSVP for the event are here: www.meetup.com/rladies-corv...
Please share widely!
@weare.rladies.org #Rstats #Rlang #R #oregon
Please share widely!
@weare.rladies.org #Rstats #Rlang #R #oregon
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
📣Corvallis is a forming a new R-Ladies group and hosing their first event on Jan 22 at 5:30 pm at Common Fields. Details and an RSVP for the event are here: www.meetup.com/rladies-corv...
Please share widely!
@weare.rladies.org #Rstats #Rlang #R #oregon
Please share widely!
@weare.rladies.org #Rstats #Rlang #R #oregon
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The scream I just scrumpt in my apartment on that Malachi prayer. GO CATS!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The scream I just scrumpt in my apartment on that Malachi prayer. GO CATS!!!!
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A wink from the universe: Kentucky just won on the Laettner Play.
KENTUCKY JUST CAME BACK FROM 18 DOWN AND WON AT THE BUZZER ON THIS PLAY 😱🤯😮
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
A wink from the universe: Kentucky just won on the Laettner Play.