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Mike Batho
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33.3% of the Reclining Pair Podcast with @deathofbuckley and Robert John

A lot of nonsense.

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Can everyone please fuck off with their quote posts disabled please?
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Well that's a massive fucking pisser.

RIP, Mickey 😢
January 30, 2026 at 6:56 PM
CHECK OUT MY LITTLE DUDE 😄
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
MORE NEWS AS IT BREAKS
January 29, 2026 at 9:32 PM
"Roses are red, daisies impress..."
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼"

Trousers down before poo.
If someone makes you cry in the first month of seeing them you need to bin them off x
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 2:04 PM
If you listen to our little podcast regularly, and enjoy it. You can now help support us, if you so wish. This isn't subscriber content - the podcast is still free for everyone, but you can chuck in a few bob towards monthly costs... if you want, like. Here. 👇 🙏

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January 28, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Targeted emails know it's my birthday this week...
January 28, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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Pretty sure he’s trying to hide the scar he got trying to steal a medallion off a woman in a bar fire in Nepal in the 1930s.
He's now wearing one glove to hide his rotting hand.
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 AM
It's like the scammers aren't even trying anymore.

Never used to get this level of shoddiness with Fatima Gtech.
January 27, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Fucking hell, Whitney, you could cook that in the microwave 🙄
January 25, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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You can't play sax and dole out coke on live telly anymore. Because of woke.
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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@recliningpair.bsky.social Doing god’s work at a library event in Oldham.
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I read somewhere that Norman Trebus collected so much Walking Dead memorabilia, he couldn't get into his own house, and was issued with a cleanup order by Haringey borough council...🤔
January 20, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Episode 34 of Reclining Pair, out now.

Amadeus (Sky), our quiz is the dog's bollocks, & we really enjoy Weetwood Ales. Plus 2026 ahead at the Zinedine Zidane Community Centre.

linktr.ee/recliningpair

@deathofbuckley.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Yaso, my good buddy Nathan’s family cat got hit by a car and left for dead. Miraculously someone found him and got him to a vet. He is undergoing extensive surgery, starting tomorrow, and the bill is eye watering. If you can spare a couple of quid I know it would really help ❤️

gofund.me/4a22a2b52
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Crowd of wankers at Ally Pally.
January 17, 2026 at 7:40 PM
It's phrases like "I need to go and wash this soup out of my beard before it hardens" that will see me secure a 4th term in office.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
💥 It's been quiz night for @deathofbuckley.bsky.social and a welcome return for the Reclining Pair quiz wheel! 💥
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?

Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests

FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?

Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
What's cooking?
January 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Watching the mushroom murders in Netflix.

Two things, firstly, why would you not call it Fungiside: Death on the Streets?

Secondly, if in the first 5 seconds you don't shout "A'say, A'say, it were mushrooms, our Ashley, Mushrooms!"

You're a humourless prick.
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Bob on Would I Lie in 15 mins, and this better be a new one... Radio Times. We've been here before 🤨
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
@deathofbuckley.bsky.social
My immediate thought was, what's a wildcard? Followed almost immediately by... how do we get Buckers to Wibbledom? 🤔🥎🚽

youtu.be/NWknGHHaTJs?...
Girl Who Doesn't Know How to Play Tennis Gets Wildcard into Professional Tournament
YouTube video by Tennis Advocate
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM