Rudder Sails 🔞
@reddersails.bsky.social
An otter, but also a part-time professional gamemaster somehow? Beware of puns and NSFW content.
The NSFW alt of @ruddersails.bsky.social
He/Him.
The NSFW alt of @ruddersails.bsky.social
He/Him.
I'm conducting some very important research. Please answer honestly.
Would you like a tiny, affectionate otter? Would you be gentle with him, or at least not break him while he wonders and admires at your enormity and gorgeousness?
Would you like a tiny, affectionate otter? Would you be gentle with him, or at least not break him while he wonders and admires at your enormity and gorgeousness?
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I'm conducting some very important research. Please answer honestly.
Would you like a tiny, affectionate otter? Would you be gentle with him, or at least not break him while he wonders and admires at your enormity and gorgeousness?
Would you like a tiny, affectionate otter? Would you be gentle with him, or at least not break him while he wonders and admires at your enormity and gorgeousness?
Muppet an R rated film:
The Shape of Water
Everyone is a Muppet except for The Creature (Amphibian Man)
The Shape of Water
Everyone is a Muppet except for The Creature (Amphibian Man)
Muppet an R rated film:
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Everybody is a muppet except Tim Curry, who is an honorary muppet anyway.
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Everybody is a muppet except Tim Curry, who is an honorary muppet anyway.
Muppet an R rated film:
Muppets Clerks.
Kermit and Fozzie as Dante and Randal. Miss Piggy as Caitlin. Gonzo as Jay, and Kevin Smith being the token human as Silent Bob.
Muppets Clerks.
Kermit and Fozzie as Dante and Randal. Miss Piggy as Caitlin. Gonzo as Jay, and Kevin Smith being the token human as Silent Bob.
January 23, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Muppet an R rated film:
The Shape of Water
Everyone is a Muppet except for The Creature (Amphibian Man)
The Shape of Water
Everyone is a Muppet except for The Creature (Amphibian Man)
I'm gonna get back on these later tonight and tomorrow, just got hit with a major drowsy spell this afternoon and been fighting it where I can!
Time for more weekly mischief (as well as some catch-up on the previous bits)!
Likes and replies improve your chances of small or big otter affections and shenanigans!
#RudderWritesNSFW
Likes and replies improve your chances of small or big otter affections and shenanigans!
#RudderWritesNSFW
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I'm gonna get back on these later tonight and tomorrow, just got hit with a major drowsy spell this afternoon and been fighting it where I can!
Time for more weekly mischief (as well as some catch-up on the previous bits)!
Likes and replies improve your chances of small or big otter affections and shenanigans!
#RudderWritesNSFW
Likes and replies improve your chances of small or big otter affections and shenanigans!
#RudderWritesNSFW
January 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Time for more weekly mischief (as well as some catch-up on the previous bits)!
Likes and replies improve your chances of small or big otter affections and shenanigans!
#RudderWritesNSFW
Likes and replies improve your chances of small or big otter affections and shenanigans!
#RudderWritesNSFW
Godzilla vs Kong With Big Naturals
Venom: Let There Be Carnage With Big Naturals
No Country For Old Men With Big Naturals
D&D: Honor Among Thieves With Big Naturals
Live Free or Die Hard With Big Naturals
Wreck-It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks The Internet With Big Naturals
*takes a breath*
Venom: Let There Be Carnage With Big Naturals
No Country For Old Men With Big Naturals
D&D: Honor Among Thieves With Big Naturals
Live Free or Die Hard With Big Naturals
Wreck-It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks The Internet With Big Naturals
*takes a breath*
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Godzilla vs Kong With Big Naturals
Venom: Let There Be Carnage With Big Naturals
No Country For Old Men With Big Naturals
D&D: Honor Among Thieves With Big Naturals
Live Free or Die Hard With Big Naturals
Wreck-It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks The Internet With Big Naturals
*takes a breath*
Venom: Let There Be Carnage With Big Naturals
No Country For Old Men With Big Naturals
D&D: Honor Among Thieves With Big Naturals
Live Free or Die Hard With Big Naturals
Wreck-It Ralph 2: Ralph Breaks The Internet With Big Naturals
*takes a breath*
Viewer beware, the otter is in a feisty affectionate mood today and you may be both lewded over and appreciated without mercy.
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Viewer beware, the otter is in a feisty affectionate mood today and you may be both lewded over and appreciated without mercy.
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Hey, friends, I'm in pretty dire straights and need to round up $500 in the next couple days to keep the power and my phone on.
Please help by giving a little or sharing this around. I really appreciate you all! 🦦❤️
Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991
Please help by giving a little or sharing this around. I really appreciate you all! 🦦❤️
Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991
Pay Matthew Slimmer using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/ruddersails and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Hey, friends, I'm in pretty dire straights and need to round up $500 in the next couple days to keep the power and my phone on.
Please help by giving a little or sharing this around. I really appreciate you all! 🦦❤️
Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991
Please help by giving a little or sharing this around. I really appreciate you all! 🦦❤️
Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991
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January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
*Ron Perlman voice*
"Vore. Vore never changes."
"Vore. Vore never changes."
*NPC running up to you in Elder Scrolls voice*
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
*Ron Perlman voice*
"Vore. Vore never changes."
"Vore. Vore never changes."
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I'm in need of some financial help unfortunately. I'm so sorry to inconvenience you all. 😔 Anything helps, even if it's just sharing this post. Thank you all. 💚
My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/teren
My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/teren
Support Teren
Support Teren
ko-fi.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I'm in need of some financial help unfortunately. I'm so sorry to inconvenience you all. 😔 Anything helps, even if it's just sharing this post. Thank you all. 💚
My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/teren
My Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/teren
Always happy to try these!
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
💕‼️HELP SPREAD POSITIVITY‼️💕
Let's start the year off right!
Repost this to let your kith and kinfolk gush about you, or your fursona, or whatever they wanna gush about!
If you see this from someone you care about, dump some love on'em! 😋
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
💕‼️HELP SPREAD POSITIVITY‼️💕
Let's start the year off right!
Repost this to let your kith and kinfolk gush about you, or your fursona, or whatever they wanna gush about!
If you see this from someone you care about, dump some love on'em! 😋
🤍🖤🤍🩵💜💛💜🩵🤍🖤🤍
January 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Always happy to try these!
Finally got the internet back up, so let's celebrate with end of week thoughts of big and small friends. The usual spiciness awaits!
#RudderWritesNSFW
#RudderWritesNSFW
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Finally got the internet back up, so let's celebrate with end of week thoughts of big and small friends. The usual spiciness awaits!
#RudderWritesNSFW
#RudderWritesNSFW
Let's start the week off with spicy size thoughts, friends. You know what to do!
(Though additional thoughts will be provided without prompting, likely.)
(Though additional thoughts will be provided without prompting, likely.)
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Let's start the week off with spicy size thoughts, friends. You know what to do!
(Though additional thoughts will be provided without prompting, likely.)
(Though additional thoughts will be provided without prompting, likely.)
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Car battery died and had to drop $200 on a new one. Happy new year 🫠🫠🫠
My commissions are open! 💙🙏
My commissions are open! 💙🙏
As I finish up the last of my queue, it's that time again...
🚨Gmmy's Color commissions are officially OPEN! 🚨
Share your sexy ideas and fantasies through the form below, and I'll draw 'em for you! 👇
#furryart #furry #sizesky #micromacro #furrycommissions
🚨Gmmy's Color commissions are officially OPEN! 🚨
Share your sexy ideas and fantasies through the form below, and I'll draw 'em for you! 👇
#furryart #furry #sizesky #micromacro #furrycommissions
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Car battery died and had to drop $200 on a new one. Happy new year 🫠🫠🫠
My commissions are open! 💙🙏
My commissions are open! 💙🙏
Life is stressful and rough, so I hope you'll forgive me for wanting to just catch my breath and imagine a world where I can just relax and love my friends.
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Life is stressful and rough, so I hope you'll forgive me for wanting to just catch my breath and imagine a world where I can just relax and love my friends.
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It's finally RAFFLE TIME again! :D
Follow + repost + reply to enter, for more rules/info see the image below and the alt text!
Follow + repost + reply to enter, for more rules/info see the image below and the alt text!
December 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's finally RAFFLE TIME again! :D
Follow + repost + reply to enter, for more rules/info see the image below and the alt text!
Follow + repost + reply to enter, for more rules/info see the image below and the alt text!
Got my hands on a size ray again. Approach at your own risk (of affection and/or teasing, most likely).
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Got my hands on a size ray again. Approach at your own risk (of affection and/or teasing, most likely).
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Sure, I'm curious what people will say.
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sure, I'm curious what people will say.
Sure, I'm curious what people will say.
December 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sure, I'm curious what people will say.
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Dealing with frustration and overdraft charges again, this time to the tune of $350 thanks to end of year expenses.
If you can, please help by giving a little or sharing this around. I really appreciate you all! 🦦❤️
Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991
If you can, please help by giving a little or sharing this around. I really appreciate you all! 🦦❤️
Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991
Pay Matthew Slimmer using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/ruddersails and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
December 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Dealing with frustration and overdraft charges again, this time to the tune of $350 thanks to end of year expenses.
If you can, please help by giving a little or sharing this around. I really appreciate you all! 🦦❤️
Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991
If you can, please help by giving a little or sharing this around. I really appreciate you all! 🦦❤️
Paypal: paypal.me/ruddersails
Ko-Fi: ko-fi.com/ruddersails
Venmo: maslimmer1991
Tonight's shameless otter ramblings theme: Affection and adoration across size. Friends who are practically worshiped by their tinier pals, an act of intimacy and devotion and trust and indulgence.
So uh, if you want extra sappy, affectionate, horny otter thoughts, reply or like.
#RudderWritesNSFW
So uh, if you want extra sappy, affectionate, horny otter thoughts, reply or like.
#RudderWritesNSFW
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Tonight's shameless otter ramblings theme: Affection and adoration across size. Friends who are practically worshiped by their tinier pals, an act of intimacy and devotion and trust and indulgence.
So uh, if you want extra sappy, affectionate, horny otter thoughts, reply or like.
#RudderWritesNSFW
So uh, if you want extra sappy, affectionate, horny otter thoughts, reply or like.
#RudderWritesNSFW
December 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Looking for micro friends to fill this position.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Looking for micro friends to fill this position.