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Gildedtongue
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Unpublished novelist. Streamer. No one of consequence. Four decades of doing this shit.
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This popped in my head when I was signing off my stream.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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should've hired me
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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we will see memes about a “raccoon distribution system” in our lifetimes. there’s that recent scientific study but you can also see an animal desperate to be domesticated
OH MY GOD I MADE A FRIEND AND THEY CHEWED ON MY SHOE :D
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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My favorite game protagonists who stuck in a never ending loop.
#alanwake2 #signalis #outerwilds #slaytheprincess
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Ffiona Maw, 43, has a formal autism diagnosis and two partners, but has managed to refrain from compulsively disclosing to colleagues, bus drivers and random passers by.

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November 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I've lived through four popes (John-Paul, Benedict, Francis, and Leo) and the fact that we've gained as much LGBTIAQ+ acceptance as much as we have is pretty goddamn astounding.

So, the fact that he's not much on poly relationships is not surprising.
look, polyamory is extremely not for me but I have a ton of friends who it works great for, so obviously I disagree with him here

but I always find it very funny when you get a bunch of outraged posts about the Pope being Catholic

even if he’s pretty cool for a Pope he is, you know, the Pope
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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"Gender Rebel" is much more fun than saying I'm gender fluid and Non Binary.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
All this science, I don't understand. It's just my job twenty minutes a week.

Outer Wilds

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Twitch is the world
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November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Now to play the nation's favourite game:

"Is it a stroke, or is he just stupid?"
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I see no faults in this!
Skip forward to January 2015. I commission the artist Suacy/Muyu to draw a pic of my fursona getting it on with a tentacle monster.

Sooooo,.. we can conclude that eliminating the rich, and fighting facists, gets us good porn. Q.E.D.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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remember, Salvation Army is a big NOPE
use your extra $$$ for mutual aid groups
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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look, polyamory is extremely not for me but I have a ton of friends who it works great for, so obviously I disagree with him here

but I always find it very funny when you get a bunch of outraged posts about the Pope being Catholic

even if he’s pretty cool for a Pope he is, you know, the Pope
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm neither straight, nor a man, and... *hides their rack of blades*
Harry, don't be ashamed, it's normal for straight men to own five or six longswords...you are a straight man, Harry?
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I mean, that's just tech in a general sense
Bluesky owes much of it's existence to swingers & furries
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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For Affirmation Coyote friends who have Thursday and Friday off, congratulations! You are past the hump, and Wednesday will be an easy slide to Thanksgiving.

For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Two lesbian ewes constantly stammering and awkwardly hanging out with each other.

... but they both admit they're in a relationship with each other.
I feel like this could be some quite comical furry art
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Not be "El problema es el capitalismo" but like,

This shit cannot continue, right?
The same executives that just fired 3,200 workers in Lexington a week before Thanksgiving collected $14.4 Million in bonus pay last year.

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November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Also reminder that the trans panic outrage is completely manufactured and sockpuppeted to hell and back by a handful of billionaires and that the vast majority of people are supportive or at the very least ambivalent.
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM