Alt: a man in a pink jacket singing into a microphone while playing a guitar. Might be Reel Big Fish. Remember how honkies used to dance to Ska music? Too bad we couldn't all afford them gangster suits they had back in the 1920s lol.

Alt: The reflection of trees upon the water ripples after a single drop transfers its energy to the stillness of the surface causing waves that move outward from the center. The beauty and sorrow of this is that the energy can be quickly lost. For waves of kindness to sweep the world, our hearts must pour love like rain from a high, holy place. What can you do in your world, your sphere of influence, to create a ripple today?

Alt: a close up of a red bear walking on a grassy field . Hmm. Looks like a tardigrade. What happens when a tardigrade zaps out of existence, then snaps back in? It gets called a retardigrade.

Alt: a woman is driving a tractor down a dirt road in a field . She happy as fuck. She dancin.

Alt: a stuffed animal with the words `` he was forced to listen to thunder by imagine dragons '' ..

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Alt: a baseball player wearing a green charcos jersey stands in front of a fireworks display. It is prolly Ron Paul walkin through the doors of the Federal Reserve.

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting at a desk . It is Vladamir Putin on the ritz. He fucks. Lmao. Russian women are fuckin deadly even and fuckkn odd. Bet. Slava Ukrani? Pp

Alt: a man wearing a helmet and a yellow shirt that says lyonnaise on it. It is Lance Armstrong. Dude fucks with one nut. Doesn't matter: Had Sex. Has sex? Even sexy. Oddly fucking

Alt: a wolverine is standing on a tree trunk with its mouth open. He punchin all the other wolverines in their brains. For if you shall summin a Mustelid Murder Offense, so shall you be judgggggggedddd. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT DEFENSE YOU RUNNIN NOW? BACKWARDS FORWARD PASS PROTECTION MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA