Pumpkin Spice Ejaculatte
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James Hoffman is the Jeff Goldbum of coffee
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
James Hoffman is the Jeff Goldbum of coffee
I'll say it.
Megadeth fucking sucks.
Megadeth fucking sucks.
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'll say it.
Megadeth fucking sucks.
Megadeth fucking sucks.
The shlong song is a chart topper
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The shlong song is a chart topper
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Here in America our presidents suck each others dicks and that’s fine!
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Here in America our presidents suck each others dicks and that’s fine!
Let a smile be your umbrella
November 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Let a smile be your umbrella
Thinking about how a guy asked if I was a comic at the last show I performed at (open mic) and even though it was like my 13th time doing it, I'm still very adverse to saying yes. I have a PhD and don't want you to call me a doctor, don't ask if I'm a comedian.
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Thinking about how a guy asked if I was a comic at the last show I performed at (open mic) and even though it was like my 13th time doing it, I'm still very adverse to saying yes. I have a PhD and don't want you to call me a doctor, don't ask if I'm a comedian.
I fucking love Rush so much
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I fucking love Rush so much
No one wants a pulsing damp anything
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No one wants a pulsing damp anything
ZOHRAN LEMME BUS
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
ZOHRAN LEMME BUS
Accidentally found myself in the chord progression of my favorite Dream Theater song and I can't stop improvising within it.
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Accidentally found myself in the chord progression of my favorite Dream Theater song and I can't stop improvising within it.
Does anyone ever see an adult when they look in the mirror or do they perpetually see that kid they've always been just trying to figure shit out as they go.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Does anyone ever see an adult when they look in the mirror or do they perpetually see that kid they've always been just trying to figure shit out as they go.
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avril lavigne: hey hey you you i could be your girlfriend
me: *skeptical* i dont know about that
me: *skeptical* i dont know about that
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
avril lavigne: hey hey you you i could be your girlfriend
me: *skeptical* i dont know about that
me: *skeptical* i dont know about that
I think I'd like to be a train conductor.
Just orchestrating a symphony of dick on a lucky soul.
Just orchestrating a symphony of dick on a lucky soul.
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think I'd like to be a train conductor.
Just orchestrating a symphony of dick on a lucky soul.
Just orchestrating a symphony of dick on a lucky soul.
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M.R. James style ghost / living dead sketch
October 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
M.R. James style ghost / living dead sketch
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Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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I hope Jordan Peterson has a speedy recovery
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I hope Jordan Peterson has a speedy recovery
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Hey, everyone! Adios is on sale today for just $10! That's right: it's cheaper than Arby's and will make you cry in a completely different way!
Get it while it's hot!
store.steampowered.com/app/1271400/...
Get it while it's hot!
store.steampowered.com/app/1271400/...
September 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hey, everyone! Adios is on sale today for just $10! That's right: it's cheaper than Arby's and will make you cry in a completely different way!
Get it while it's hot!
store.steampowered.com/app/1271400/...
Get it while it's hot!
store.steampowered.com/app/1271400/...
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There are now two types of games: games with skeletons and dirt, and games without skeletons and dirt.
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
There are now two types of games: games with skeletons and dirt, and games without skeletons and dirt.
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(viktor voice) oh! i dropped my magnum hexcondoms that i use for my MASSIVE hexschlong
September 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
(viktor voice) oh! i dropped my magnum hexcondoms that i use for my MASSIVE hexschlong
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Bro they put Tylenol in Silent Hill f
September 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Bro they put Tylenol in Silent Hill f
Jesus forgive me but I need to go all out
September 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Jesus forgive me but I need to go all out
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Fun little sketch with the new procreate update
September 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fun little sketch with the new procreate update
This Johnny Truant guy needs to shut the FUCK up
September 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This Johnny Truant guy needs to shut the FUCK up
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