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this is just the zhangmenshixiong version of “how many times did I say to stop punishing luo binghe. I told you so I fucking warned you man”
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this is just the zhangmenshixiong version of “how many times did I say to stop punishing luo binghe. I told you so I fucking warned you man”
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
*rereading my own fic* good lord what's happening in here
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*rereading my own fic* good lord what's happening in here
i cant believe the mdzs donghua cut the part where jiang cheng is desperately trying to give zidian to jin ling so that jiang cheng can die protecting jin ling and jin ling is desperately trying to give zidian back to jiang cheng so jin ling can die protecting jiang cheng
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
i cant believe the mdzs donghua cut the part where jiang cheng is desperately trying to give zidian to jin ling so that jiang cheng can die protecting jin ling and jin ling is desperately trying to give zidian back to jiang cheng so jin ling can die protecting jiang cheng
went looking thru the epub for mentions of Liu Qingge and immediately came across Liu Qingge telling Shen Qingqiu that he’s only following Shen Qingqiu into the succubi den because Yue Qingyuan asked him to. my rarepair has rights
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
went looking thru the epub for mentions of Liu Qingge and immediately came across Liu Qingge telling Shen Qingqiu that he’s only following Shen Qingqiu into the succubi den because Yue Qingyuan asked him to. my rarepair has rights
ive been working on this chapter for so long im like fuck can someone be proud of me im trying
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
ive been working on this chapter for so long im like fuck can someone be proud of me im trying
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love when you can write sex without writing a sex scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
love when you can write sex without writing a sex scene
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YQY in chastity
February 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
YQY in chastity
I have a great chapter I want to post but I can’t post it until gf comes home and reads it first
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I have a great chapter I want to post but I can’t post it until gf comes home and reads it first
green may be my favorite color but at some point I have to admit that ive accidentally made everything I own a shade of green
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
green may be my favorite color but at some point I have to admit that ive accidentally made everything I own a shade of green
just remembered my own post
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
just remembered my own post
iirc there's nothing in svsss that implies that yqy has fat tits and beautiful thick eyebrows. but unanimously everyone was like oh his sword is huge & dysfunctional? OBVIOUSLY his cock is huge and has erectile dysfunction and his tits are huge and his eyebrows are full of grief and yearning
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
iirc there's nothing in svsss that implies that yqy has fat tits and beautiful thick eyebrows. but unanimously everyone was like oh his sword is huge & dysfunctional? OBVIOUSLY his cock is huge and has erectile dysfunction and his tits are huge and his eyebrows are full of grief and yearning
if you’re writing a plot heavy fic you need to keep a little smut fic on the backburner for emotional support
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
if you’re writing a plot heavy fic you need to keep a little smut fic on the backburner for emotional support
*almost two months after finishing silksong* ohhhhhhhhhh that's why the silksong trailer ends with the void screen.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
*almost two months after finishing silksong* ohhhhhhhhhh that's why the silksong trailer ends with the void screen.
does this make sense
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
does this make sense
been thinking today about how bingqiu is a fanfiction of whatever was happening with bingjiu in pidw, and pidw bingjiu is also a type of fanfiction of whatever was happening with qijiu
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
been thinking today about how bingqiu is a fanfiction of whatever was happening with bingjiu in pidw, and pidw bingjiu is also a type of fanfiction of whatever was happening with qijiu
i didnt execute the opening of this fic correctly because i didnt know where i was going and if i had known where i was going i would have written the opening better but it was only after writing this shitty opening that i knew where i was going
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i didnt execute the opening of this fic correctly because i didnt know where i was going and if i had known where i was going i would have written the opening better but it was only after writing this shitty opening that i knew where i was going
when i have good sentences that dont go anywhere but i dont want to delete them i put them in a little document called snip snop
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
when i have good sentences that dont go anywhere but i dont want to delete them i put them in a little document called snip snop
one thing that i've come to realize is a staple of danmei is performative romantic gestures; it's enough to flatter someone, rather than for the narrative to actually explore a subject
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
one thing that i've come to realize is a staple of danmei is performative romantic gestures; it's enough to flatter someone, rather than for the narrative to actually explore a subject
reading this bing/liu fic where lqg gets cornered politically by binghe and lqg subconsciously looks to yqy for help but yqy chooses to protect sj over lqg and lqg is actually genuinely surprised and betrayed about it. that was really hot for me specifically
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
reading this bing/liu fic where lqg gets cornered politically by binghe and lqg subconsciously looks to yqy for help but yqy chooses to protect sj over lqg and lqg is actually genuinely surprised and betrayed about it. that was really hot for me specifically
I am an alpha Shen Jiu truther but I would also pay money to see omega Shen Jiu in heat who is just as frightening as he is frightened. drowned in sweat and baring his teeth and nearly manic and ready to bite the fingers clean off anyone who so much as looks at him. and his scent reeks of blood iron
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I am an alpha Shen Jiu truther but I would also pay money to see omega Shen Jiu in heat who is just as frightening as he is frightened. drowned in sweat and baring his teeth and nearly manic and ready to bite the fingers clean off anyone who so much as looks at him. and his scent reeks of blood iron
my cat is looking especially fat today ♡
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
my cat is looking especially fat today ♡
there should be an option to put the scrivener binder on the right side instead of the left
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
there should be an option to put the scrivener binder on the right side instead of the left