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YUNG DAUPHIN
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actually you know what line doesn’t get enough love?

LOYAL: “Since I was a young man, I've dreamed of raising that Lady from the lake and bringing her back to life. What do you say?”

COURIER: “That sounds really creepy, Loyal.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
grand theft auto_ptr
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
which one a you taught my kid to clap like kevin durant when he doesn’t get his way 😡
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
its 2025 and no one can agree what a catch is. If you can’t officiate it, remove it from the game. Ban the forward pass.

#gobirds dickheads
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“tell your dog I said hi” why? you’re implying you know her?? in the biblical sense???
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
we as a country hate socialism but capitalism hasn’t brought us enough wealth to sustain an NFL franchise so we’re forced to watch a shittier version of football put on by the local college/university (funded via socialism)
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i thought it was just me 😭
worst semester in a decade of teaching
Today I'm teaching the last few classes of the worst semester of my career. Just poor attendance, rampant AI use, disruptive students, and a sea of blank, disinterested faces. That last one is especially tough. It's hard to perform for a crowd that seems intent on giving no reaction whatsoever.
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Have we considered forcing the eagles o-line to pose naked in front of a winnebago
Have we considered forcing the Eagles O-Line to record another christmas album

Maybe it was the spirit of the season that helped them block
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I was over at the consent manufacturing factory and everyone there knew you
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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AI is ohio
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
(any time college football is in the news) (shake voice) i reside in the midatlantic or northeast and do not need this
I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
stone roses as fox sports bumper music #gobirds
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
egon schiele was peak tumblrcore
November 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
back in the early days of bluesky there wasn’t enough nfl talk and the eagles feed was like 1/3 philadelphia, 1/3 actual bald eagle posting, 1/3 lotr ppl making the same “why couldn’t they ride the eagles to mordor” joke
lord of the rings fan edit that is exactly the same except instead of characters saying "look! eagles!" in reverence every time they show up its replaced with the audio of "go birds" in a thick philly accent
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Do you know the name of the sin that caused your humanity to stop being defined under your terms?
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
forever grateful to all the jalen hurts haters, you’re the reason i finally got my number called for season tickets in 2021 (after 14 years on the waitlist.)
keep on suckin eggs, wip mouthbreathers.
🚨BREAKING🚨

Three years ago, Derrick Gunn said Jalen Hurts couldn’t develop and the Eagles were worried about him. He tweeted all day how bad it was, at TC practice

Unfortunately, I was in attendance and saw what was actually happening. Hurts went to his first SB that season…
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
thinking about how fallout new vegas was so rich in story and relationships, but the game map got criticism for feeling sparse. and at the time i wondered what if a game that could pack all that humanity into one city block that you explore. and i now realize that’s sorta what disco elysium is.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
unc if you bunk
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If you can’t officiate it correctly, ban it. No one knows what a catch is, no one knows what PI is, therefore we must ban the forward pass.
#GoBirds but this was a joke. Once again, no one knows what pass interference is in the NFL anymore & neither do the refs.
Dear Football Fans, this is a safe space.

Is this pass interference?

#NFL #Football #NFLFootball #Eagles #EaglesNation #sports #RG3 #outtapocket #philadelphia
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
je suis marxiste, tendence énergie monstre blanc
les enfants de marx et coke zero
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
john fetterman can rest in piss is a true statement i will debate with anyone
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
how many people named armand hammer do we as a society need
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
replacements - let it tim
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
why they call it the blues
- time on my hands
- could be time spent with you
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Oh hell yea woke 2: let’s remember some bad ass safeties and protect trans kids
a football player with the number 32 on his jersey is running on a field
ALT: a football player with the number 32 on his jersey is running on a field
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM