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Remy (or Ryley) | they/it ΘΔ | 32 Aussie furry game reviewer on YouTube, 26 OCs in a trenchcoat, puddle of gender fluid, potato cake connoisseur https://linktr.ee/RemyRaccoon runs @sqrrk.bsky.social

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · Feb 18

✨🦝✨MEDIA THREAD 2025 ✨🦝✨

Keeping it simple this year as I’d rather divert energy used on this to other things, but the Four Point Raccoon Scale (a measurement of my enjoyment, not nevessarily quality) still applies

Also might do a big video on this at the end of the year we shall see

THE FOUR POINT
RACCOON SCALE
A subjective measurement of enjoyment, not quality!

ARMS CROSSED ANGY RANTSONA POSE (accompanied by Remy doing exactly that with their tongue poking out through a sneering expression):
Either I think it's flat-out bad, it's in a currently unenjoyable state, or I just didn’t vibe with it for whatever reason.
Eg. Red One, Ratchat & Clanke: Size Matters, Whiplash (the game)

SHRUG (accompanied by Remy shrugging unemotionally):
Probably something I have no strong feelings towards, or its got a lot of bad that tries to outweigh the good.
Eg. Yakuza 6 The Plucky Squire Most Jurassic Park/World Movies

THUMBS UP (accompanied by Remy thrusting their robotic arm into the air with their thumb up, while winking):
Stuff that gets a good reaction out of me. I might not quite LOVE it, but in many cases it's an easy recommendation.
Eg. Sonc & SEGA All-Stars Racing Transformed, Indigo Park I Saw the TV Glow

TAIL WAG (accompanied by Remy clasping their paws and wagging their tail, as small sparkles dot the area around their face):
Reserved for my absolute favourites, flawed or not. I may or may not be very autistic about these.
Eg. Rock Band 3, Dragon Quest VIII, Until Then, Lilo & Stitch

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 5m

everyone draws Remy (or in case themselves I suppose) so cute I die every time

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 10m

yeah I saw!

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 11m

oh yeah this one’s LEGENDARY

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 12m

which is based as heck :>

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 21m

Not bothered by this at all, just funny that the bit people seem to find the funniest in the Rock Revolution video is the bit I put the least effort into, where I try vocals on the DS version and basically inhale my headset mic (proving once more that loud DOES equal funny)

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 3h

TRUE

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OliveTeaCake @oliveteacake.bsky.social · Mar 13

Still one of my favorite Halloween pieces I’ve done 🎃

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 3h

this, PLUS there is a pronouns slider so even if you say “whoa I’m growing boobs,,” you can still have people call you by he/him. it’s so sick

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 3h

that’s so cool,,

also I Was a Teenage Exocolonist
part visual novel, part time management about growing up in a colony on a hostile alien planet

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Soosh @5ushiroll.bsky.social · 4h

Daily Dragon 571
Head count

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 3h

more games should be asking me this

A cropped screenshot of I Was a Teenage Exocolonist. The text reads:

When you were younger, Congruence gave your class a frank presentation about preparing for the changes your bodies would experience in the next few years. Which parts of the presentation was relevant to you?

The choices are:
MENSTRUATING, BREAST GROWTH...
VOICE CHANGING, GETTING ERECTIONS...
NONE OF IT. I'M LIKE A DOLL DOWN THERE

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

yeah a little bit,,

A low-detailed background Raichu from the Pokémon anime. It’s a little bit pear-shaped.

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

NOOOOOOO

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

you do not need flogging for your absence of true skibidi rizz is punishment enough

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

now that I’m 15 hours in the future I can give you even more precious insight into what happens in our world before you witness it

I’m unhappy to report that our enemies are still not dead :(

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

I HATE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS but only for the sole reason that the webcomic I follow now gets updated at 1pm for me instead of 12pm

“Where’s the new page??” I keep demanding, forgetting I’m One Hour in the Future

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

Sorta I think?? From what I’ve seen Walmart is both Woolworths (groceries) and Big W (variety) combined

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 4h

the other two are good but black swan especially fuckin rips

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 21h

…wtf how did you guess lmao

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

yeahh as much as I'd love to pawn these little ratbags off, he's not responding as quickly to kidney treatment as expected

bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

I'm still looking after my brothers but I'll see if I can squeeze some funny music game time in :>

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

I wanna say "you never imagine this stuff happening near you" but then I remember my gosh dang mum was nearly killed herself one time, stabbed in the neck in the LEGO aisle in Big W, so. yknow

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just glad my siblings were here instead of there when it happened kkhdsdhjsf

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

holy fuck apparently there was a murder back in my hometown this week, REALLY close to where my siblings live????

some dude running around with a chainsaw at 2am, and then a body found in a park later that morning, where my siblings used to play. what the hell dude

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bites you with malicious intent @remyraccoon.bsky.social · 1d

This happened a lot after my rebrand and coming out as nonbinary - long-time subscribers started whining and made straight up transphobic comments under the guise of criticism. I didn’t care if they were long-time supporters, I told em to fuck off, and now I barely get people like this. It’s nice :]

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