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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK
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JURIS DALEK, BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF "SOCIALISM IS FOR CYBERMEN", STUCK ON PLANET OF PLAGUESPREADING BIPEDS. NEW PLATFORM WHO DIS?
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
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nerdist.bsky.social Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 1d
Alien: Earth's scene stealing sheep now has its own Funko POP!
The Creepy Sheep From ALIEN: EARTH Has a Gnarly Funko POP!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
APPARENTLY THE PLAN BEING FLOATED IS TO SURRENDER ALL LEVERAGE, GIVING SENATE REPUBLICANS THE FARM, IN EXCHANGE FOR A PURELY SYMBOLIC STANDALONE VOTE ON THE OBAMACARE SUBSIDIES THAT DEMOCRATS CLAIMED THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR THE LAST MONTH.

DAVROS BLESS.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 1d
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT THE 'OPPOSITION' PARTY INTENDED TO DO WITH THE... UGH.. VICTORY WAVE THEY RECEIVED LAST NIGHT? THE ANSWER APPEARS TO BE: SURRENDER TO THE LOSING SIDE.

IF DEMOCRATS DID NOT EXIST, I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO INVENT THEM!

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Roughly a dozen Senate Democrats signal openness to deal to open government
Follow here for the latest updates on the government shutdown and its ongoing impacts.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
AT LEAST THE POST'S COVER GAME IS ON POINT.

BRINGS A TEAR TO THE OL' DALEK EYESTALK IT DOES.

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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
DREAD SPECTRE OF SOCIALISM HAS FALLEN OVER AMERICA'S FINANCIAL HEART.

LET ALL MY WALL STREET MINIONS OBSERVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE.

THEN GET BACK TO WORK LOOTING THE REAL ECONOMY, AS THE FREE MARKET DEMANDS!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
THAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN A FIVE YEAR PLAN...
stevevladeck.bsky.social Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 2d
Okay, but can Mamdani shore up the Mets’ rotation?
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
@kjaycee.bsky.social PERHAPS IT IS A #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN HANGOVER, BUT WE'RE STILL ON A HORROR MOVIE KICK HERE AT THE SAUCER! TODAY WE'RE WATCHING 'THE SKULL', A CUSHING/LEE AMICUS MOVIE ABOUT HOW YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BUY THE STOLEN, GRAVEROBBED, AND APPARENTLY HAUNTED SKULL OF THE MARQUIS DE SADE
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
DALEK LOVES THESE RECALLS THAT SAY THEY'LL GET AROUND TO FIXING THE IMMOLATION RISK... EVENTUALLY... AND IN MEANTIME PLEASE PARK THE PRICEY WHEELED FIREBOMB YOU BOUGHT AWAY FROM YOUR STRUCTURE TO REDUCE RISK IT MAKES YOUR FAMILY EXTRA CRISPY IN THE NIGHT WHILE YOU SLEEP.

AHH...TRUE DALEK CAPITALISM
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 2d
BROUGHT TO YOU BY POWER OF THE FREE MARKET: JEEP TO RECALL A BUNCH OF ITS VEHICLES WHICH MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES, AGAIN, BECAUSE A) FIRST RECALL THEY CHEAPED OUT & TRIED TO FIX WITH 'SOFTWARE', B) VEHICLES STILL BURST INTO FLAMES C) THEY MISSED SOME ANYWAY

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Jeep recalls 375,000 plug-in hybrids due to fire threat. Owners warned not to charge or park cars near structures | CNN Business
Stellantis said Tuesday it is recalling 375,000 plug-in hybrid Jeep Wrangler and Grand Cherokee SUVs worldwide over battery failure after 19 reports of fires, and urged owners to park outdoors until a...
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
*WEARY DALEK SIGH*

YOU DID IT TO YOUR OWN SPAWN.

THE NEXT FEW GENERATIONS OF HUMAN ARE GOING TO BE... EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH.
thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social Denis - The COVID Info Guy @thecovidinfoguy.bsky.social · 7d
"Children born to mothers who had COVID-19 while pregnant face an elevated risk of developmental disorders by age 3, including speech delays, autism, motor disorders, and other neurodevelopmental delays, according to new research by investigators at Mass General Brigham."
COVID-19 in pregnancy may raise autism and neurodevelopmental disorder risk
Children born to mothers who contracted COVID-19 during pregnancy face a 29% higher likelihood of developmental disorders by age three, including speech, motor, and autism-spectrum delays. The risk wa...
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
....UPON REFLECTION, PERHAPS IT IS TIME I BURIED HATCHET FOR OL' JAY.

HE *DID* BETRAY THE FRENCH.

AUTON YELLING FROM OTHER ROOM: But he let Britain mess with US trade by stealing our sailors!

RD: FORGET WHAT IT MAY *APPEAR* I JUST SAID.

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER.

DAMN YOU JOHN JAY!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
EVERY MONTH THAT SCHOOL IS IN SESSION!
thev.bsky.social The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · 4d
It’s Bring Your Infectious Disease To School Month
School Headline: It’s Bring Your Infectious Disease To School Month Story by Paul Ingbehavia and Star Radcliffe Photo from Adobe
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
CORRECTION: THE WAIVER SCHEME WAS PART OF THE 2018 FARM BILL.

*SOME* EQUAL TREATMENT PROVISIONS SEEM TO PREDATE THAT, BUT THE OVERALL POLICY WAS DEFINITELY RENEWED AND CODIFIED BY SAID FARM BILL.

#HELPFULDALEK
#UPTOAPOINT
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
THIS WAS PART OF THE 2018 FARM BILL, WHICH ULTIMATELY PASSED WITH OVERWHELMING BIPARTISAN SUPPORT. DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ATTRACTED MUCH NOTICE AT THE TIME; FAR BIGGER FIGHTS WERE OVER SNAP WORK REQUIREMENTS AND HEMP PRODUCTION. AND, I GUESS... SOYBEAN SUBSIDIES?

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Agriculture Improvement Act of 2018 - Wikipedia
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
THE GOVERNMENT GETS TO PROHIBIT NORMAL MARKET BEHAVIOR, THEN GRANT WAIVERS FROM THE PROHIBITION TO FAVORED CAUSES OR GROUPS, OSTENSIBLY AS A CUDGEL TOWARD GETTING THE IGNORANT POORS INTO EATING THE WAY THEIR BETTERS BELIEVE BEST FOR THEM (AT ANY GIVEN POINT).

www.fns.usda.gov/snap/fr-022124
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
THE REASON IT'S ILLEGAL IS BECAUSE THERE'S A LAW SPECIFICALLY PROHIBITING PROVIDING INCENTIVES TO SNAP RECIPIENTS. SAID LAW SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN DESIGNED AS PART OF THE USUAL SONG AND DANCE PATERNALISTICALLY HARANGING THE POORS INTO MAKING 'HEALTHIER' CHOICES.

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johnpfaff.bsky.social John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 4d
Pure cruelty.

Officially, stores cannot give SNAP recipients preferential treatment absent a waiver, w waivers given to places encouraging healthy eating.

So obvs a rule aimed at preventing junk-food places from targeting SNAP.

This is … SO much not that.

And this enforcement is a CHOICE.
crampell.bsky.social Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 4d
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 3d
DAMN JOHN JAY! HAMILTONIAN STOOGE! NEGOTIATOR OF THE HUMILIATING TREATY BEARING HIS NAME! OOH HE ANGRIED UP MY DALEK BLOOD.

OTOP, HE *DID* STAB THE FRENCH IN THE BACK WITH SAID TREATY, HELPING ESTABLISH THE AMERICAN TRADITION OF SAVAGELY BETRAYING OUR ALLIES AS SOON AS IT PROVES CONVENIENT.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 4d
UNFAIR TO CTHULHU, WHO NEVER CLAIMED TO CARE FOR ANY OF HIS MANY MINIONS AND CULTISTS!
kenwhite.bsky.social Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 4d
Begging Donald Trump to save your life is as close to being a cultist to a Great Old One as you are likely to get outside a Call of Chtulhu session
kenwhite.bsky.social Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 4d
Cancer metastasized to the bone is truly awful and I wouldn’t wish it even on a genuinely terrible and less than human person.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 4d
SPEAKING OF INEXPLICABLE ATROCITIES PERPETRATED UPON THIS WORLD, WE MOVED ON, SADLY WALKING AWAY 'INCREDIBLE HULK' STYLE, FROM #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN TODAY... BY WATCHING A TERRIBLE HORROR MOVIE RIFFTRAX RELEASED, 'MIRROR MIRROR'.

OH MY DAVROS.

AND EVEN BETTER: THERE WERE SEQUELS!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 5d
THE DALEK CONGRATULATES TEAM MONEY FOR WINNING THE WORLD SERIES, A RESULT TRULY BEFITTING AMERICA'S PASS TIME.

AS THE FREE MARKET (FUELED BY COUNTLESS TAXPAYER DOLLARS) DEMANDED!

GO TEAM MONEY!!

#WORLDSERIES
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 5d
HERESY, SAYS THE DALEK FOND OF LANDFALL DECKS.

HERESY!
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 5d
CONTEMPORARY BRUTALITY CAN BE TASTEFUL!

FOR MORE TASTEFUL BRUTALITY, REMEMBER TO #VOTEDALEK2028
merennulli.bsky.social Merennulli @merennulli.bsky.social · 5d
Contemporary brutality is popular these days. I guess someone thought contemporary brutalism would go with it.
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 5d
ZIGURATS ARE *FAR* MORE TASTEFUL
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THE REPUBLICAN DALEK @republicandalek.bsky.social · 5d
@kjaycee.bsky.social GAZE! GAZE UPON IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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