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𝐒𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝐏𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝐋𝘦𝘨𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬, 𝐄𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝐍𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝐃𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 & 𝐎𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝐑𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩

❝ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐑 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐑 𝘪𝘯 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 — 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐑 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘺 .ᐟ ❞
I don't dispute that. But even the *cheap stuff* from abroad is a thousand times better than the cheap stuff they make over here, don't you think?

Here. Tell you what . . . I've got some money to burn. How about I prove my point to you? We can stick to spirits, I suppose.
Because cheap bourbon does the job and I can still pay my rent. Besides, all that imported crap is the cheap stuff from other countries. Calling it imported doesn't mean anything, honey.
Well said. I've got this theory myself . . . how do I put this? When it comes to our vices - tobacco among them - you can't skimp out on quality. I get all of mine imported. Like I say, the same's true for our booze. Sure, cheap bourbon does the job, but why compromise? We deserve nice things.
February 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Well said. I've got this theory myself . . . how do I put this? When it comes to our vices - tobacco among them - you can't skimp out on quality. I get all of mine imported. Like I say, the same's true for our booze. Sure, cheap bourbon does the job, but why compromise? We deserve nice things.
I can't even count the number of times I've tracked a bounty by the stink of the specific brand of cigarettes they're stupidly faithful to.

What I'm saying is I've smelled a lot of different smokes and none of them have been the right ones for me.
Perhaps you're trying the wrong ones.
February 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Perhaps you're trying the wrong ones.
People ask me about the drinking sometimes. Listen, at least I'm not smoking.

Mostly because of the smell, not because it'd be unhealthy.
February 4, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Accomplishing nothing? I'm going to finish my book.

I'm between cars, that's all. My last one was buried in a cave, and I haven't had to replace it just yet.
Well what's *your* idea, beyond moping around here and accomplishing nothing?
Forget the fish. There's enough people - enough *girls* - sleeping with the fishes to open a hotel down there.

Sure, ( he says, clearly not a fan of the idea: ) I'll keep that in mind . . .
January 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Forget the fish. There's enough people - enough *girls* - sleeping with the fishes to open a hotel down there.

Sure, ( he says, clearly not a fan of the idea: ) I'll keep that in mind . . .
The smell of dead fish and seaweed doesn't do it for you? Then I suggest a field, or an orchard, for shade.
I've had enough of trawling through the docks to last me a lifetime.
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I've had enough of trawling through the docks to last me a lifetime.
What's more stimulating, the sea air or the open fields?
Perhaps. What did you have in mind?
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Perhaps. What did you have in mind?
Maybe a change of scenery will give you a new perspective?
I'm missing her, alright. The whole world is.

Trouble is, the money's far too good to *quit*.
January 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I'm missing her, alright. The whole world is.

Trouble is, the money's far too good to *quit*.
Missing another damsel?
There are simply not enough cigarettes in the world for this.
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
There are simply not enough cigarettes in the world for this.
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It doesn't take a Private Eye to work that one out.
December 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Not intimately.

If that's the case, why are you worrying?
Currently? It's... Dread.

As in, you know the inevitable downfall of mankind?

There's so little that can be done.
Not all of us have lost our sense of quality *just yet*.

Why don't you tell me what's on your mind?
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Not all of us have lost our sense of quality *just yet*.

Why don't you tell me what's on your mind?
No lungs left to smoke anymore I'm afraid.

But I do respect the grind of getting them from Egypt.
Blood is exactly my business, sir.

Cigarette? They're Egyptian.
December 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Blood is exactly my business, sir.

Cigarette? They're Egyptian.
Sure, bring the blood.
Nothing a good bar can't fix.
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Nothing a good bar can't fix.
Pours into decay.

A life under the rain.

Cold, cold death.
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Approximately 5.16 P.M.
i was in the billiards room with the lead pipe. that was another joke, sorry. when was the time of death?
Where were you when the sandbags came down on Mr Timm? In five words or less, preferrably.
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Where were you when the sandbags came down on Mr Timm? In five words or less, preferrably.
what, you want me to solve the crime for you? alright get me a notebook & a nice pen & i'll see what i can do for you.
I'm not in the mood for joking, Smith. I suggest you start talking or this becomes a police matter. There's a police box just out there, in fact.
December 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I'm not in the mood for joking, Smith. I suggest you start talking or this becomes a police matter. There's a police box just out there, in fact.
so we're looking for a large hoofed mammal, approximately... eight feet long? probably *not* on horseback though that would be a sight wouldn't it? a horse riding a horse...

mr rathore i'm afraid none of this makes any sense.
Perhaps this might jog your memory, Doctor Smith. Did you know that blonde horse hairs were found in the pool of blood surrounding the victim?
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Perhaps this might jog your memory, Doctor Smith. Did you know that blonde horse hairs were found in the pool of blood surrounding the victim?
oho! a girl has to have her secrets, you know.

( eyebrow wiggle. immediately folds. )

ok i'll tell you everything...
December 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Tell me more about that.
horse hair of course. for the additional majesty. not to mention the necessary shade of blonde.
Just like theater, you mean?

You're an actor, aren't you? Do you wear wigs often? Any . . . Specific brands, or types?
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just like theater, you mean?

You're an actor, aren't you? Do you wear wigs often? Any . . . Specific brands, or types?
think of it as a harmonious parasitic organism.
Yes, and tell me about yours, Doctor . . . ( Checking his notes: ) Smith.
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM