fka @d*eboeh
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you don't know colleen schmidt from fredonia, wisconsin
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if im baby girl... and youre baby girl... then who's flying the airplane?!
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
if im baby girl... and youre baby girl... then who's flying the airplane?!
need a park bench friend, no phone, cigarette vibes
January 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
need a park bench friend, no phone, cigarette vibes
“the only reason jewel thieves exist is because someone pointed out that all the alleged jewel thieves from the past ended up with stolen jewels.”
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 6:44 AM
“the only reason jewel thieves exist is because someone pointed out that all the alleged jewel thieves from the past ended up with stolen jewels.”
ngl gays in sacramento might have better style than san francisco
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ngl gays in sacramento might have better style than san francisco
when do we get arrested development but for the trump family?
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
when do we get arrested development but for the trump family?
2026
out:
- hiding our emotions out of fear of being judged for them
in:
- pronouncing the name “josh” as goofy would
out:
- hiding our emotions out of fear of being judged for them
in:
- pronouncing the name “josh” as goofy would
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
2026
out:
- hiding our emotions out of fear of being judged for them
in:
- pronouncing the name “josh” as goofy would
out:
- hiding our emotions out of fear of being judged for them
in:
- pronouncing the name “josh” as goofy would
just realized you can just watch the tv out of the box and it comes with the real housewives channel
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
just realized you can just watch the tv out of the box and it comes with the real housewives channel
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
late but obsessed with the oklou album
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
late but obsessed with the oklou album
i think it’s time to go on vacation (picking up animal crossing again)
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i think it’s time to go on vacation (picking up animal crossing again)
“my applause was in gratitude that she finally finished” is suchhhhh a good line
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
“my applause was in gratitude that she finally finished” is suchhhhh a good line
if i start smoking a sober cig here and there in 2026, mind your business
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
if i start smoking a sober cig here and there in 2026, mind your business
existentially sad after watching episode 5 🤗
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
existentially sad after watching episode 5 🤗
i’m not used to liking myself so i guess i just have to have a week here and there to revert to my old ways
December 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i’m not used to liking myself so i guess i just have to have a week here and there to revert to my old ways
how many lbs do you think i can gain in 2026?
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
how many lbs do you think i can gain in 2026?
she earns six figures and she’s not gonna lose her figure over the holidays, welcome to the stage… Lifetime Ingénue
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
she earns six figures and she’s not gonna lose her figure over the holidays, welcome to the stage… Lifetime Ingénue
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A government that can officially declare that Jesus is your savior can just as easily declare the opposite.
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A government that can officially declare that Jesus is your savior can just as easily declare the opposite.
you know all those friends who jumped off that bridge? yeah, i started that, then everyone else hopped on the trend, which like… my god, have an original thought.
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
you know all those friends who jumped off that bridge? yeah, i started that, then everyone else hopped on the trend, which like… my god, have an original thought.
reminding myself that yall do not need to follow me so i do not have to feel embarrassed about being annoying here
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
reminding myself that yall do not need to follow me so i do not have to feel embarrassed about being annoying here
i do not care how cash strapped you are as a small business, if i see you advertising with slop photos i'm immediately turning around
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
i do not care how cash strapped you are as a small business, if i see you advertising with slop photos i'm immediately turning around
that masseuse just destroyed and rebuilt me all at once omg
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
that masseuse just destroyed and rebuilt me all at once omg