fka @d*eboeh
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you don't know colleen schmidt from fredonia, wisconsin
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just realized you can just watch the tv out of the box and it comes with the real housewives channel
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
just realized you can just watch the tv out of the box and it comes with the real housewives channel
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
late but obsessed with the oklou album
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
late but obsessed with the oklou album
i think it’s time to go on vacation (picking up animal crossing again)
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i think it’s time to go on vacation (picking up animal crossing again)
“my applause was in gratitude that she finally finished” is suchhhhh a good line
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 AM
“my applause was in gratitude that she finally finished” is suchhhhh a good line
if i start smoking a sober cig here and there in 2026, mind your business
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
if i start smoking a sober cig here and there in 2026, mind your business
existentially sad after watching episode 5 🤗
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
existentially sad after watching episode 5 🤗
i’m not used to liking myself so i guess i just have to have a week here and there to revert to my old ways
December 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i’m not used to liking myself so i guess i just have to have a week here and there to revert to my old ways
how many lbs do you think i can gain in 2026?
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
how many lbs do you think i can gain in 2026?
she earns six figures and she’s not gonna lose her figure over the holidays, welcome to the stage… Lifetime Ingénue
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
she earns six figures and she’s not gonna lose her figure over the holidays, welcome to the stage… Lifetime Ingénue
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A government that can officially declare that Jesus is your savior can just as easily declare the opposite.
Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A government that can officially declare that Jesus is your savior can just as easily declare the opposite.
you know all those friends who jumped off that bridge? yeah, i started that, then everyone else hopped on the trend, which like… my god, have an original thought.
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
you know all those friends who jumped off that bridge? yeah, i started that, then everyone else hopped on the trend, which like… my god, have an original thought.
reminding myself that yall do not need to follow me so i do not have to feel embarrassed about being annoying here
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
reminding myself that yall do not need to follow me so i do not have to feel embarrassed about being annoying here
i do not care how cash strapped you are as a small business, if i see you advertising with slop photos i'm immediately turning around
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
i do not care how cash strapped you are as a small business, if i see you advertising with slop photos i'm immediately turning around
that masseuse just destroyed and rebuilt me all at once omg
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
that masseuse just destroyed and rebuilt me all at once omg
depression is wild man
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
depression is wild man
drivers who inch into the intersection while you're in the crosswalk have dark souls. doubly for when they zoom past you once youre no longer in "their" lane
December 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
drivers who inch into the intersection while you're in the crosswalk have dark souls. doubly for when they zoom past you once youre no longer in "their" lane
next level would be getting someone’s number at a cafe, but i think that would require me to be reading a book or journaling? much to consider
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
next level would be getting someone’s number at a cafe, but i think that would require me to be reading a book or journaling? much to consider
i want to ice skate on a lake so bad. where do i go?
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i want to ice skate on a lake so bad. where do i go?
bringing back all the slang of my youth like “you bit?” slaps
December 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
bringing back all the slang of my youth like “you bit?” slaps
woke 2 is gonna fucking rip, i’m so ready
there are people happy that the government is posting snuff films of venezualan fishermen being drone striked. giving them more social services is not gonna heal the rot in their soul. fundamentally misunderstands human beings and the US right. I have no more patience for this pollyannaish bullshit
No, I'd much rather give everyone healthcare so the left doesn't look like vindictive shitheads. Give them the social services they claim they don't want, make them realize how good it is, and maybe their views would change. Being vindictive shits would just cause problems
December 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
woke 2 is gonna fucking rip, i’m so ready
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there are people happy that the government is posting snuff films of venezualan fishermen being drone striked. giving them more social services is not gonna heal the rot in their soul. fundamentally misunderstands human beings and the US right. I have no more patience for this pollyannaish bullshit
No, I'd much rather give everyone healthcare so the left doesn't look like vindictive shitheads. Give them the social services they claim they don't want, make them realize how good it is, and maybe their views would change. Being vindictive shits would just cause problems
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
there are people happy that the government is posting snuff films of venezualan fishermen being drone striked. giving them more social services is not gonna heal the rot in their soul. fundamentally misunderstands human beings and the US right. I have no more patience for this pollyannaish bullshit
i’m hoping heated rivalry inspires more people to learn russian with me
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i’m hoping heated rivalry inspires more people to learn russian with me