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found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
found out today there's a sticker pack in microsoft teams of a guy named calamity bert who's about to kill himself
woke up today worried about how easy it is to mishear “crowfriend” as “girlfriend”
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
woke up today worried about how easy it is to mishear “crowfriend” as “girlfriend”
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this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
my thesis for american media is that all commercials are for down plaque psoriasis commercials. i will not be elaborating at this time
September 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
my thesis for american media is that all commercials are for down plaque psoriasis commercials. i will not be elaborating at this time
JSC is still hiring! jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...
Senior JavaScript Virtual Machine Compiler Engineer - Jobs - Careers at Apple
Apply for a Senior JavaScript Virtual Machine Compiler Engineer job at Apple. Read about the role and find out if it’s right for you.
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August 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
JSC is still hiring! jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...
who doesn’t know what chocolates are in the box they’re buying? i always know exactly what’s in the box because it says it right there on the box
August 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
who doesn’t know what chocolates are in the box they’re buying? i always know exactly what’s in the box because it says it right there on the box
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*twitch*
struct { int (*log)(const char *, ...); } console = { printf };
#define f
struct { int (*log)(const char *, ...); } console = { printf };
#define f
int main(void) { console.log(f"{hello} {world}"); }
July 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
*twitch*
struct { int (*log)(const char *, ...); } console = { printf };
#define f
struct { int (*log)(const char *, ...); } console = { printf };
#define f
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New blog post: I am a Rust compiler engineer looking for a new job
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nnethercote.github.io/2025/07/18/l...
I am a Rust compiler engineer looking for a new job
For the past 3.75 years I have been fortunate to work on Futurewei’s Rust team, where I had enormous freedom to “make Rust better” however I see fit. It has been the highlight of my career and I am gr...
nnethercote.github.io
July 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
New blog post: I am a Rust compiler engineer looking for a new job
nnethercote.github.io/2025/07/18/l...
nnethercote.github.io/2025/07/18/l...
We're hiring JavaScriptCore VM engineers in Cupertino, CA. Good opportunity to work on some truly foundational tech that underpins web performance in Apple products.
jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...
jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...
JavaScript Virtual Machine Compiler Engineer - Jobs - Careers at Apple
Apply for a JavaScript Virtual Machine Compiler Engineer job at Apple. Read about the role and find out if it’s right for you.
jobs.apple.com
July 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
We're hiring JavaScriptCore VM engineers in Cupertino, CA. Good opportunity to work on some truly foundational tech that underpins web performance in Apple products.
jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...
jobs.apple.com/en-us/detail...
last (working) day at Google. it was an honor and a privilege to work on V8.
June 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
last (working) day at Google. it was an honor and a privilege to work on V8.
why don't US sunscreens print nutritional info on the bottle?
June 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
why don't US sunscreens print nutritional info on the bottle?
wouldn't 30 over 30 be more prestigious? both more people and more people operating at a high level. of course i'm better than a 4 year old
June 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
wouldn't 30 over 30 be more prestigious? both more people and more people operating at a high level. of course i'm better than a 4 year old
i am convinced every special flavored potato chips with a fancy name is just rebranded ketchup chips
May 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i am convinced every special flavored potato chips with a fancy name is just rebranded ketchup chips
somehow the dialogue of Episode 1 is even worse than i remembered. one of the first things jar jar says is "exsqueezeme"
May 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
somehow the dialogue of Episode 1 is even worse than i remembered. one of the first things jar jar says is "exsqueezeme"
where can i get high res copies of the ms teams lawyer shark stickers
April 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
where can i get high res copies of the ms teams lawyer shark stickers
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the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way
October 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way
i'm waiting for the day when a candidate asks _me_ a dynamic programming question at the end, when i as the interviewer ask them if they have any questions for me
April 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i'm waiting for the day when a candidate asks _me_ a dynamic programming question at the end, when i as the interviewer ask them if they have any questions for me
black mirror ass error message
March 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
black mirror ass error message
@jfbastien.com i’d like to use memory_order_relaxed with SIMD intrinsics. is this a thing that’s possible in C++?
March 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
@jfbastien.com i’d like to use memory_order_relaxed with SIMD intrinsics. is this a thing that’s possible in C++?
youtube recommendation algorithm remains utterly convinced that 1) i really want to learn convolutions and 2) i find them incomprehensible and difficult. i keep clicking not interested and they keep coming back.
March 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
youtube recommendation algorithm remains utterly convinced that 1) i really want to learn convolutions and 2) i find them incomprehensible and difficult. i keep clicking not interested and they keep coming back.
remember the raw selvedge era where you paid $300
for super uncomfortable jeans that bled color? what the hell was that
for super uncomfortable jeans that bled color? what the hell was that
February 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
remember the raw selvedge era where you paid $300
for super uncomfortable jeans that bled color? what the hell was that
for super uncomfortable jeans that bled color? what the hell was that