─╌ 𝓡𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 .ᐟ
@rhinoreggae.bsky.social
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐄 𝗦𝗪𝗜𝗣𝗘,
@warthogjazz.bsky.social .ᐣ
𝐖𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒
𝙎𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙁𝙄𝘾-𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀 .ᐟ
( 1987 - based ! )
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑺
𝐎𝐅 𝙎𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙇 .ᐟ
... 𝐈 𝗗𝗜𝗗𝗡'𝗧 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘
𝑨𝑵𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 ──
ᅠ𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑺
𝐎𝐅 𝙎𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀 𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙇 .ᐟ
... 𝐈 𝗗𝗜𝗗𝗡'𝗧 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐃𝐘
𝑨𝑵𝒀𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 ──
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 AM
elysia 🩷
i felt like i was playing like a pro in smash against lvl 9 cpus last night, so i played one online match and let's just say that zero suit samus humbled me quickly 💀
i felt like i was playing like a pro in smash against lvl 9 cpus last night, so i played one online match and let's just say that zero suit samus humbled me quickly 💀
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
elysia 🩷
i felt like i was playing like a pro in smash against lvl 9 cpus last night, so i played one online match and let's just say that zero suit samus humbled me quickly 💀
i felt like i was playing like a pro in smash against lvl 9 cpus last night, so i played one online match and let's just say that zero suit samus humbled me quickly 💀
[ he stares at her and frog bIinks . 💀
...
...
the OTHER idiot mutant is trying to eat the blueprints from behind . 😭 ]
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the OTHER idiot mutant is trying to eat the blueprints from behind . 😭 ]
[She holds the blueprints behind herself.]
I don’t think so.
I don’t think so.
yeah i am .ᐟ 😋
January 23, 2026 at 5:41 PM
[ he stares at her and frog bIinks . 💀
...
...
the OTHER idiot mutant is trying to eat the blueprints from behind . 😭 ]
...
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the OTHER idiot mutant is trying to eat the blueprints from behind . 😭 ]
stupid ELYSIA she changed me back 👹
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 AM
get this loser hater named elysia out of my qrts . 👺
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 AM
look how utterly MAGNIFICENT he is . how could one hate him 👹
January 23, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I'M NOT SHREDDER YOU DUMB FOOL
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 AM
shut UP elysia 👹
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 AM
hi guys i'm timely tmnt 1987
January 23, 2026 at 7:10 AM
yeah i am .ᐟ 😋
(…okay, lots to unpack there—)
You are NOT eating my evil schematics, and that is FINAL!
You are NOT eating my evil schematics, and that is FINAL!
why not .ᐣ i eat blueprints at home all the time .......... 🥺
January 23, 2026 at 4:42 AM
yeah i am .ᐟ 😋
why not .ᐣ i eat blueprints at home all the time .......... 🥺
…Okay. Well. You are not eating my blueprints, “Rocksteady.”
rocksteady .ᐟ 😋✨️
January 23, 2026 at 4:11 AM
why not .ᐣ i eat blueprints at home all the time .......... 🥺
rocksteady .ᐟ 😋✨️
And YOU’RE not eating it, what— whatever your name is.
okay .ᐣ.ᐣ and .ᐣ.ᐣ 👹
January 23, 2026 at 4:10 AM
rocksteady .ᐟ 😋✨️
okay .ᐣ.ᐣ and .ᐣ.ᐣ 👹
[She looks at him, dumbfounded.]
…It’s a piece of PAPER.
…It’s a piece of PAPER.
... that looks YUMMY . 😋
[ WHERE DID HE COME FROM 💀 . ]
[ WHERE DID HE COME FROM 💀 . ]
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 AM
okay .ᐣ.ᐣ and .ᐣ.ᐣ 👹
... that looks YUMMY . 😋
[ WHERE DID HE COME FROM 💀 . ]
[ WHERE DID HE COME FROM 💀 . ]
[She’s sketching some blueprints for some kind of evil device.]
January 23, 2026 at 4:05 AM
... that looks YUMMY . 😋
[ WHERE DID HE COME FROM 💀 . ]
[ WHERE DID HE COME FROM 💀 . ]
[ HE STARTS SCREAMING 💀 ]
No . Hold still 👹
WHAT THE HECK 👹 GET THOSE THINGS OFF ME, STOOPID 👹👹
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
[ HE STARTS SCREAMING 💀 ]
WHAT THE HECK 👹 GET THOSE THINGS OFF ME, STOOPID 👹👹
GAHAHHAHAHAHA 👹
[ she starts putting among us stickers on him ]
[ she starts putting among us stickers on him ]
[ HE HITS THE WALL AND GETS HIS HORN STUCK . 😭 ]
EY . 🤬
EY . 🤬
January 22, 2026 at 10:35 PM
WHAT THE HECK 👹 GET THOSE THINGS OFF ME, STOOPID 👹👹
[ HE HITS THE WALL AND GETS HIS HORN STUCK . 😭 ]
EY . 🤬
EY . 🤬
[ Catharina side steps him 😭 ]
you ain't got no choice, TOITLE 👹
[ HE TRIES TO TACKLE HER 💀 ]
[ HE TRIES TO TACKLE HER 💀 ]
January 22, 2026 at 10:25 PM
[ HE HITS THE WALL AND GETS HIS HORN STUCK . 😭 ]
EY . 🤬
EY . 🤬
you ain't got no choice, TOITLE 👹
[ HE TRIES TO TACKLE HER 💀 ]
[ HE TRIES TO TACKLE HER 💀 ]
No thanks 👹
.... c'mere . 👹
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
you ain't got no choice, TOITLE 👹
[ HE TRIES TO TACKLE HER 💀 ]
[ HE TRIES TO TACKLE HER 💀 ]
.... c'mere . 👹
You’d know all about poo wouldn’t you 👺 stinky stinky
i dunno . but it starts with poo, so it's bad 👹
January 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
.... c'mere . 👹
i dunno . but it starts with poo, so it's bad 👹
What does that mean 👺
the POO - ZZLER . 👹
January 22, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i dunno . but it starts with poo, so it's bad 👹
the POO - ZZLER . 👹
The what ? 👺
I AM .
and you're the POO - ZZLER . HAHAHA 👹
[ 💀 ... .ᐣ ]
and you're the POO - ZZLER . HAHAHA 👹
[ 💀 ... .ᐣ ]
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
the POO - ZZLER . 👹
I AM .
and you're the POO - ZZLER . HAHAHA 👹
[ 💀 ... .ᐣ ]
and you're the POO - ZZLER . HAHAHA 👹
[ 💀 ... .ᐣ ]
Okay, fair. 👺
But you are not yhe rizzler
But you are not yhe rizzler
nuh uh . that's bebop 👹
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I AM .
and you're the POO - ZZLER . HAHAHA 👹
[ 💀 ... .ᐣ ]
and you're the POO - ZZLER . HAHAHA 👹
[ 💀 ... .ᐣ ]
nuh uh . that's bebop 👹
You’re the Stinkler, bro.
SHADDUP 👹 speak to da rizzler with RESPECT 👹👹
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
nuh uh . that's bebop 👹
SHADDUP 👹 speak to da rizzler with RESPECT 👹👹
no you aren’t 👺
YES I AM 👹 he summoned me 🤩
January 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
SHADDUP 👹 speak to da rizzler with RESPECT 👹👹
YES I AM 👹 he summoned me 🤩
January 22, 2026 at 9:43 PM
YES I AM 👹 he summoned me 🤩