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Rhys.
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MVFC/Matildas/Socceroos/Manchester United/Boston Sports

Ex-evangelical gone “woke” who loves talking about sport and music and wants to be able to ride his bike without getting hit by an idiot in a car.
I mean, I like Kelsea Ballerini but how is she a $139.90 at Margaret Court Arena kinda artist?
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Yo the Munnel is beautiful. These stations are so nice.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Word on the street is there’s a few copies of a fanzine I’ve attempt today. It’s low key. It’s a bit of fun. Lots of ideas for the future for it.

So if you’re at HotM come find me if you want it. We’ll put a digital copy online today too.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This footage of a Lyrebird going through its repertoire of sounds is truly beautiful.

youtu.be/vjP8CUmiDcU?...
Superb Lyrebird - 12 Minute Performance
YouTube video by JeremyFilmsThings
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I got called 5 times to see if I wanted to pay money to these blokes. Victory Men an absolute shambles.
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Holly Mac performing for the Tillies is things you love to see.
Great cut back from Holly Mac. Gorry with the goal has been excellent.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Forever Navy Blue, Fuck CFG 😂
86: 🟨 Bunge goes into the referee's notebook for tripping up McNamara, the first caution of the evening.

🦘 4-0 🌿 #AUSvNZL
November 28, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Officials for the #BRIvMVC are having a shocker and I know them all 😭
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Tillies kick off was meant to be 7:30pm yeah? They’re walking out after the players for #BRIVC which has a 7:35pm kick off.
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Reposted by Rhys.
www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...

I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.

#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I got 3min into the 3rd episode and realised it’s a show my wife would also love so I stopped 😂

We’re almost finished Brassic and now don’t need to think about what we’re watching next.
I’ve finally started watching The Bear.

I should not have started watching this thing at 11pm. I’m 2 episodes in and need to go to bed but I’m hooked.
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’ve finally started watching The Bear.

I should not have started watching this thing at 11pm. I’m 2 episodes in and need to go to bed but I’m hooked.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Preston Lions rode the coat-tails of their ultras all through the NPL and Aus Champ seasons and then throw them under the bus as soon as possible 😂

Also, only allowing official club flags and “signage” at your games is wild work.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Aaaand we have people now wanting coaches to be able to challenge “second yellows” with this video review system. If you’re going to review the second yellow, you may as well review the first one. Yellow is yellow. Every year we have less people who know the Laws of the Game 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I didn’t realise a lot of NWSL fans think that they have the genuine best and biggest league in the world? Huh. And there’s a big group who are very against players going to Europe and who want to “keep the NWSL on top” which is fascinating.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
VicPol have once again managed to accidentally “unite” both the left and the far-right with their Designated Area of the Melbourne CBD and surrounds.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I want to see Frank Turner so bad next year but I couldn’t care less about Bowling For Soup sorry 😬 $120 is a pass 😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
PetrolSpy for Australia yeah? Any others?

Arevo also tracks petrol prices but is an RACV app and includes Parking finder and generates bike routes for you if you’re into cycling.
Do other countries have sites like GasBuddy that are just dedicated to tracking gas prices for drivers? Seems like a very U.S./Canada thing.
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Why aren’t the results for all the Matildas games on their own website?

What’s happening here? No games against Brazil or Chinese Taipei from 2024, and I’m sure there are others missing too.
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Rhys.
"Could the AFC Women's Asian Cup bring Matildas stars back to the A-Leagues?"

Probably professionalise the game first, then we can talk.

#ALW
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Victorian rentals only require a working heater in the main “living area” but sure, rental laws are “draconian” toward landlords.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
All these children thinking they’re cool and cultured because they want “long songs like the 90’s and not these short TikTok songs.” are doing my head in today. Just say you have no idea about music history.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Parent at the playground sitting at the bottom of a slide with one kid (1yr old?) while on a FaceTime call…my kid wants to use the slide so asks excuse me from the top 3 times in a nice loud voice. Doesn’t work so I step in. They get up and move…to the bottom of another slide.

Cont.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Some dingus on FB is saying the government should force streaming platforms in Australia to bundle all of world football together into one platform so as not to rip people off…mate, we’d love for it to all be in one place. But they can’t force anyone else to purchase broadcast rights lmao.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Had the worst sleep in my life last night with a heart rate that didn’t drop below 100, then felt incredible between 9am-1pm and now have a temp of 38°C 😂🙃
Influenza A is no joke.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM