The Ultimate Worrier ™
@ribbons.bsky.social
A few sentient thoughts interspersed between BAD PUNS AND PARODY.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
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Did you know that Elon Musk's grandfather, on his Mother's side, was a Nazi?
His name was Joshua N. Haldeman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_...
His name was Joshua N. Haldeman: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_...
If you are getting angry or distressed reading something, know that it could be staged/fake ragebait to farm engagement.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you are getting angry or distressed reading something, know that it could be staged/fake ragebait to farm engagement.
There are a few legit use cases for gen AI. Military is not one of them.
The job of the Military is to kill people. Your beloved veterans killed people.
The job of the Military is to kill people. Your beloved veterans killed people.
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There are a few legit use cases for gen AI. Military is not one of them.
The job of the Military is to kill people. Your beloved veterans killed people.
The job of the Military is to kill people. Your beloved veterans killed people.
Some people feel bad for FBI agents who were fired. Do you think the FBI will treat you well if they want something from you?
I've read stories of lives destroyed by FBI agents b/c they refused to give the FBI access to other people's data.
I've read stories of lives destroyed by FBI agents b/c they refused to give the FBI access to other people's data.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Some people feel bad for FBI agents who were fired. Do you think the FBI will treat you well if they want something from you?
I've read stories of lives destroyed by FBI agents b/c they refused to give the FBI access to other people's data.
I've read stories of lives destroyed by FBI agents b/c they refused to give the FBI access to other people's data.
People who write on the Internet get about $5/year. Not a very lucrative career.
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
People who write on the Internet get about $5/year. Not a very lucrative career.
Some guy made a video of complementing women about how good they look. It went well. Not something I'd try b/c I know how that can blow up in your face.
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Some guy made a video of complementing women about how good they look. It went well. Not something I'd try b/c I know how that can blow up in your face.
How do I know what I'm reading on Reddit is TRUE or ragebait?
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How do I know what I'm reading on Reddit is TRUE or ragebait?
Neolithic people, towards the end if the stone age, massacred their neighbors and cut off their heads with stone tools.
Don't be a bad neighbor.
Don't be a bad neighbor.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Neolithic people, towards the end if the stone age, massacred their neighbors and cut off their heads with stone tools.
Don't be a bad neighbor.
Don't be a bad neighbor.
My whole body hurts, but unlike Musk, I don't take it out on poor people.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My whole body hurts, but unlike Musk, I don't take it out on poor people.
Working in Middle Eastern countries like Qatar is like being a modern-day slave. They confiscate your passport and you need an exit letter from your sponsor to leave the country. If you abscond, they put an ad in the paper. 6k immigrants died building the stadiums and roads for the world cup.
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Working in Middle Eastern countries like Qatar is like being a modern-day slave. They confiscate your passport and you need an exit letter from your sponsor to leave the country. If you abscond, they put an ad in the paper. 6k immigrants died building the stadiums and roads for the world cup.
The propensity for evil is independent of whether a person has a penis or vagina.
I have to say it b/c some people assume things.
I have to say it b/c some people assume things.
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
The propensity for evil is independent of whether a person has a penis or vagina.
I have to say it b/c some people assume things.
I have to say it b/c some people assume things.
If you have a good VPN business, you are gonna eat good.
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you have a good VPN business, you are gonna eat good.
Do people want their country and people to be viewed in a good light? I know some countries, like China, invest heavily in this. New Zealand does, too: They want a picture-perfect image of their country. The reality is that NZ is the burglary capital of the world.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Do people want their country and people to be viewed in a good light? I know some countries, like China, invest heavily in this. New Zealand does, too: They want a picture-perfect image of their country. The reality is that NZ is the burglary capital of the world.
Life is hard. Masturbation is easy. The choice is simple.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Life is hard. Masturbation is easy. The choice is simple.
If someone claims not to feel jealousy, they're a liar.
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If someone claims not to feel jealousy, they're a liar.
Google AI Studio sucks.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Google AI Studio sucks.
I'm reading reddit and a lot of women are writing about small things that upset them that most guys won't treat as a big deal.
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm reading reddit and a lot of women are writing about small things that upset them that most guys won't treat as a big deal.
People make so much crap that a thoughtfully designed and carefully made app might not get traction.
AI has made it worse.
AI has made it worse.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
People make so much crap that a thoughtfully designed and carefully made app might not get traction.
AI has made it worse.
AI has made it worse.
The worst parts of Western civilization are embodied by Elon Musk and his ilk.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The worst parts of Western civilization are embodied by Elon Musk and his ilk.
If you are reasonably intelligent, you should able to understand what's going on with Trump. Right? But half the country supports him. That means half the country is not very bright? I don't think intelligence works like that. Feelings always win and emotional intelligence is a different thing.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If you are reasonably intelligent, you should able to understand what's going on with Trump. Right? But half the country supports him. That means half the country is not very bright? I don't think intelligence works like that. Feelings always win and emotional intelligence is a different thing.
In world news today, Adolf Hitler wins Namibia local elections.
(just Internet search if you doubt me)
(just Internet search if you doubt me)
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
In world news today, Adolf Hitler wins Namibia local elections.
(just Internet search if you doubt me)
(just Internet search if you doubt me)
Ich bin jeden Tag müde.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Ich bin jeden Tag müde.
I've read horror stories about people who have gone to places like UAE and Qatar and they've been traumatized into dust or killed. Most stories involve people who went there to work, but some are from tourists.
Being white doesn't help either if you leave your job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Being white doesn't help either if you leave your job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Death of Marc Bennett - Wikipedia
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November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've read horror stories about people who have gone to places like UAE and Qatar and they've been traumatized into dust or killed. Most stories involve people who went there to work, but some are from tourists.
Being white doesn't help either if you leave your job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
Being white doesn't help either if you leave your job. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_o...
I lived in Kenya for a few years in the 2010s and I sometimes check on their news. (1/2)
Brian Kiplimo from Kenya went to work for KABI taxi company in the UAE. His dash cam shows a local trying to choke him to death. His employer says come back to work or we'll classify you as a runway employee.
Brian Kiplimo from Kenya went to work for KABI taxi company in the UAE. His dash cam shows a local trying to choke him to death. His employer says come back to work or we'll classify you as a runway employee.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I lived in Kenya for a few years in the 2010s and I sometimes check on their news. (1/2)
Brian Kiplimo from Kenya went to work for KABI taxi company in the UAE. His dash cam shows a local trying to choke him to death. His employer says come back to work or we'll classify you as a runway employee.
Brian Kiplimo from Kenya went to work for KABI taxi company in the UAE. His dash cam shows a local trying to choke him to death. His employer says come back to work or we'll classify you as a runway employee.
I read that native Americans mixed fat with meat to take on trips b/c eating just lean meat is not good.
They made something like hard salami, except it probably was not hard.
They made something like hard salami, except it probably was not hard.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I read that native Americans mixed fat with meat to take on trips b/c eating just lean meat is not good.
They made something like hard salami, except it probably was not hard.
They made something like hard salami, except it probably was not hard.
People don't understand how big of a deal it is for cockeyed Kash Patel to get free 🐈⬛.
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
People don't understand how big of a deal it is for cockeyed Kash Patel to get free 🐈⬛.