The Ultimate Worrier ™
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A few sentient thoughts interspersed between BAD PUNS AND PARODY.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
My ReSkeets are not just endorsements, they're also requests for sex.
I once made $5 online.
Pronouns: Me/Mine.
Shameless people buy the such stock.
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Shameless people buy the such stock.
Patel is a high-caste Hindu. He's supposed to take advantage of his position for personal gain.
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Patel is a high-caste Hindu. He's supposed to take advantage of his position for personal gain.
As a hardcore high-cast Hindu, Kash Patel must abuse his position for personal gain.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As a hardcore high-cast Hindu, Kash Patel must abuse his position for personal gain.
It's hard to trust stories posted online.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It's hard to trust stories posted online.
Now I don't trust much of what I see online.
December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Now I don't trust much of what I see online.
You got a point.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You got a point.
A cockeyed, strikingly unattractive man gets free 🐈⬛ for the first time in his life and errbody notices.
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A cockeyed, strikingly unattractive man gets free 🐈⬛ for the first time in his life and errbody notices.
The irony here is bitter. You know, b/c they produce oil and gas.
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The irony here is bitter. You know, b/c they produce oil and gas.
Hard penalties are needed, but the cops are better scammers than the thieves.
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Hard penalties are needed, but the cops are better scammers than the thieves.
It's like she had diarrhea and forgot to clean up.
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It's like she had diarrhea and forgot to clean up.